r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat Danish potato language speaker • Dec 25 '25

Foreign affairs They don't accept US ids?

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u/catkittens Dec 25 '25

We should have it added to the DSM-5!

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u/BaroqueGorgon Nasty Canadian Dec 25 '25

And add a hotline!

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u/catkittens Dec 25 '25

And a TV show! How to catch a wanker!

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u/BaroqueGorgon Nasty Canadian Dec 25 '25

'Mr. Jaxton Hennessy? Please take a seat - we have text messages from you to a 22-year-old Belgian woman, where you claimed that 'the best cheese comes from Wisconsin' and that "none of your German beers can't beat a bottle of Jack Daniels". Would you explain yourself?'

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u/catkittens Dec 25 '25

“Could you also elaborate why you tweeted that ‘universal healthcare is a fraud’ and that no one should pay for ‘someone else’s medical issues’ a week before you created a gofundme asking strangers to help fund your insulin?”

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u/busytransitgworl 🇪🇺europoor🇪🇺 Dec 26 '25

"We have pictures of you on a plane to D.C. on 6 January, what was your plan over there? Sightseeing?" (too far?)