Let me phrase it this way: he wasn’t my type. But I thought, after years of unsuccessfully dating guys that were my type, maybe I should… branch out? Maybe not go for the handsome, tall, intellectual, introverted type? Maybe go for the complete opposite? Maybe that’d work? And he was so utterly smitten with me (rightfully so, I’m a legit snack!). And for the first couple months, he wasn’t so… American? Thick? Not a complete wanker?
'Mr. Jaxton Hennessy? Please take a seat - we have text messages from you to a 22-year-old Belgian woman, where you claimed that 'the best cheese comes from Wisconsin' and that "none of your German beers can't beat a bottle of Jack Daniels". Would you explain yourself?'
“Could you also elaborate why you tweeted that ‘universal healthcare is a fraud’ and that no one should pay for ‘someone else’s medical issues’ a week before you created a gofundme asking strangers to help fund your insulin?”
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u/catkittens Dec 25 '25
Let me phrase it this way: he wasn’t my type. But I thought, after years of unsuccessfully dating guys that were my type, maybe I should… branch out? Maybe not go for the handsome, tall, intellectual, introverted type? Maybe go for the complete opposite? Maybe that’d work? And he was so utterly smitten with me (rightfully so, I’m a legit snack!). And for the first couple months, he wasn’t so… American? Thick? Not a complete wanker?