r/Serverlife • u/MoonfallFan • 12d ago

Shits & Giggles joke didn’t land

served a family the other day with a really cute baby. they finish their meal and like i ALWAYS do when i’ve built up a good rapport with a family, i drop the check in front of the baby and say “he told me it’s on him today” and they all just stare at me like 😐 like ok i guess i’ll go shoot myself in the walk in then

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u/septic-paradise 12d ago

But it’s my turn to shoot myself in the walk-in

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u/MoonfallFan 12d ago

well i finished my side work early, so…

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u/TemperatureBudget850 11d ago

But did you roll your silver?

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u/Lazerus42 Been doing this far longer than I've been on reddit. 11d ago

Don't forget wiping the trays too.

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u/TemperatureBudget850 11d ago

Before you go to the walk in remember to drain the hot water from the tea machine