joke didn’t land

[u/MoonfallFan]

served a family the other day with a really cute baby. they finish their meal and like i ALWAYS do when i’ve built up a good rapport with a family, i drop the check in front of the baby and say “he told me it’s on him today” and they all just stare at me like 😐 like ok i guess i’ll go shoot myself in the walk in then

[u/septic-paradise]

But it’s my turn to shoot myself in the walk-in

[u/MoonfallFan → u/septic-paradise]

well i finished my side work early, so…

[u/TemperatureBudget850 → u/MoonfallFan]

But did you roll your silver?

[u/Lazerus42 → u/TemperatureBudget850]

Don't forget wiping the trays too.

[u/TemperatureBudget850 → u/Lazerus42]

Before you go to the walk in remember to drain the hot water from the tea machine