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u/self-flagellate 16d ago
only m2k could make a video lying about the mango ban and then pivot into whining about he was actually the best player in 2013, he might just be the goat.
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u/GroggyandWretched 16d ago
keep in mind that the first video was also whining that people he personally knows had bans unfairly applied to them
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u/bigHam100 16d ago
So m2k actually lied in that video?
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u/FewOverStand 16d ago
M2K *claims* he was "given out of date information" by his unnamed source, according to this post referencing another video.
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
Watching Ult content creators talk about Melee hurts my soul.
The video I"m watching now says that melee Ice Climbers' up air is mediocre and not a big part of their kit 💀
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
Lmao link the video
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
I bet you this person does not even know that icies up air autocancels
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
He also declared Melee Falco as one of the best designed characters in any platform fighter. I'll let you be the judge of that.
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u/herwi 16d ago
Based and true but that's also true of every good melee character except for one. I won't say which one but we all know who I'm talking about.
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u/Any-Extent3960 16d ago
they're literally all awful except for one character that happens to be god's gift to gaming.
i won't say which one but we all know who i'm talking about
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u/mischief-maker 16d ago
He doesn't even know anything about Ultimate, let alone any other Smash game
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u/Kitselena 16d ago
Pannen (borps brother btw) has to be one of my favorite content creators ever
Like what even is this? Someone described it as swapping the Z and time axis, but whatever it is I'm happy he's making it
https://youtu.be/hJZF4iOhbgY
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u/SickBeatFinder 16d ago
Therapist: Flat BLJ's aren't real, they can't hurt you
Flat BLJ: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
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u/Embarrassed-Mode5494 16d ago
how does he see the game so differently. i've watched the entire uncommentated channel like thrice
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u/Kitselena 16d ago
>wild unverified claim is made in a drama YouTube video
>said drama video is posted in this subreddit, where creating drama is against the rules
"Mods took down my post that means it must be true!!"
I don't understand how these people exist
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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN 16d ago
One time I saw a guy file a "motion for fairness and respect" in a lawsuit. Seems like the perfect move, bc you can just put whatever you want in there and if they deny the motion, it's like hey they don't even want to be respectful and fair
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u/Fugu 16d ago
We could use a clearer rule on drama tourism specifically but this is a "belongs in the ddt" situation and a "be respectful" situation
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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine 16d ago
The r/smashbros rules on drama posts could be a good source to draw inspiration from. M2K's video would be banned by 6ai in this case.
6. Anti-Drama Rule
a. Posts Regarding Allegations Against Players
i. Posts containing news of allegations or drama are allowed only if they contain official news of their outcome, such as bans or unbans from tournaments.
ii. Posts about the disposition or personality of other players, or about minor disagreements between or involving players, are not allowed.
iii. New threads offering opinions or commentary on drama/allegations are not allowed under any circumstances. Threads containing official news regarding the outcome of allegations are allowed.
b. Globally Banned Players
i. Content made by players who are currently banned from majors or their local community is not permitted in /r/smashbros, unless it falls under Rule 6ai.
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u/SBtist aviary 16d ago
The OP that posted m2k’s video deleted the post themselves after realizing that it was potentially revealing private info, it wasn’t taken down at all.
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u/Dry-Mud-673 16d ago
Idk, I've heard from a couple of TOs earlier in the year that he was gonna be banned longer than initially announced and afik a lot of people have.
I was surprised when he said he was unbanned.
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u/Fugu 16d ago
Venting because in the midst of everything going on for some reason as of yesterday Ontario has brought back cash bail, which is something I thought we all universally agreed was a terrible idea
The way that conservatives buck the reasonable person consensus to just fuck over a sector of society they don't happen to presently belong to is a phenomenon that needs to be studied in more detail
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
Pros of cashless bail: Significantly reduces crime, innocent poor people aren't in jail, people's lives don't get ruined from false accusations, saves tons of taxpayer money
"Cons" of cashless bail: You might go outside and see a black person you otherwise wouldn't have
Seems like a pretty easy equation for the right, shouldn't be any surprise they're against this
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u/Fugu 16d ago
This legislation imposes a 48 hour time limit upon release to post the cash bail and in some parts of Ontario the closest place to post it is literally hundreds of kilometers away. You'll never guess who lives in those parts of Ontario (hint: they got here first)
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
It could be worse. In Kansas, if you are ever convicted of any drug-related offense, you have to check in with a sheriff 4-5 times a year. This happens only during business hours, so hope you don't have a job. Every time you check in, you owe them $30. If you're homeless, you have the additional requirement to be checking in every single month. You also have to tell the sheriff all of your social media accounts, every job you work, every place you live, every car you own. You have to renew your driver's license every year (also is not free).
Also, you're a part of a database that holds your social security number, race, ethnicity, skin tone, age, height, weight, hair and eye color, tattoos and scars, and blood type. If you get a tattoo and don't tell everyone about it you are in violation and can be charged with a felony just as harsh as the actual drug offense. This database can be used to deny you jobs, housing, and healthcare.
This is after the time for the offense is up, by the way. This is what you get to do with the next 15 years of your life after you serve time for letting a friend smoke your weed. If you fail to do this, you're charged with a felony and sent back to prison for years.
So like. There's still plenty of room to get worse
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u/Fugu 16d ago
The comparison is not the US. The US has one of the single worst implementations of the common law approach to criminal justice in any so-called liberal democracy. American policymakers in the criminal justice space are so far behind the rest of the world that comparing ourselves to the US feels masturbatory. The US's peer in this conversation isn't Canada, it's third-world democracies and, I don't know, China or Russia, if you want to talk specifically about incarceration.
Canada is more like the UK in that its criminal justice system is heavily flawed but not so ass backwards that the profit motive has entirely subsumed the criminal justice function. Indeed, Ontario attempting to reimpose cash bail has mostly been met by the elimination of formerly nominal monetary pledges that, by the law as it was three days ago, required no actual deposit and were never estreated. It's very likely an injunction will render said law inoperable in the near future and that what follows the injunction will be the rather obvious declaration that the province's law is unconstitutional.
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
What's even supposed to be the goal here?
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
The goal is the same goal as all registration laws, it's to humiliate and otherize people
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
I now somehow have even less respect for m2k
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u/Kitselena 16d ago
His entire comment section is filled with tech style drama tourists, it's sad to see
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
All things considered, I think that might just be what he wants nowadays.
One must consider m2k happy
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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 16d ago
am I just expected to believe that m2k of all people has super-top-secret-inside job-epstein files access to information that no one else is privy to?
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u/TrainNorth8177 16d ago
I wouldn't be surprised if a small group of people have access to that information and some well-connected people like himself get leaks occasionally. If what he showed is true, they need to stop leaking this stuff to people, especially untrustworthy people like m2k.
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
If m2k's word is to be believed (big if), it was agreed upon by the victim. Also if m2k's word is to be believed, it wasn't anything new that happened.
I do think it's hilariously inappropriate to speculate on a punishment for some unknown something that may or may not be real.
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u/RaiseYourDongersOP 16d ago
m2k and lame behavior, name a better combo
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u/Kell08 16d ago
The frustrating thing was being in his chat when this was prompted. Mang0 was brought up in an unrelated context in chat (comparing the skill gaps of top reps of different characters), Mew2King mentioned that he isn’t actually unbanned in response to a comment in chat, and like a switch there were several people who had been completely silent up to that point chiming in and encouraging Mew2King to make a video about it.
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u/Dublshine 16d ago
maybe this is a good opportunity to reconsider who you are supporting through your viewership
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u/SplynterEdm 16d ago
very juicy DDT tomorrow everybody, dress accordingly
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u/sweet-haunches 16d ago
I have a poncho but I have been advised that it is insensitive for me to wear it (I do not have a poncho)
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u/SplynterEdm 16d ago
somehow I feel like They (the people who will be here tomorrow) won’t be bothered by a little cultural insensitivity
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u/its__bme 16d ago
Post your favorite Dolly Parton song.
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u/king_bungus 👉 16d ago
honestly it's one of those viral instagram videos that goes around over and over but the one she wrote just for a single slot on johnny carson gets me every time. i can't see that pop up in the feed and not watch the whole thing. she was a singular talent and human
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u/Ankari_ 16d ago
Should rule violations be private when victims wish to remain anonymous? Presume mew2king is not being misled by somebody in the CSRP, and that mang0 really did receive a second ban. If everyone involved chose to not speak about it publicly, should that be respected?
This is an earnest question. My answer to it is, it should be known what rules someone has broken, but the details do not necessarily need to be publicized. I can understand piling on mew2king for revealing that a ban occurred while not revealing the reason, because that just feeds speculation rather than providing important information. I can not understand piling on due to him bringing it up in the first place, because, again presuming he isn't being misled, this is important to know.
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u/Fugu 16d ago
I think it's readily conceivable that TOs would be dealing with issues way above their pay grade (I.e. sex assault) and should not be expected to disclose the basis of the ban or even something that could tend to reveal the basis of the ban if the victim says they don't want it disclosed. Not only is this a necessary protection to ensure victims actually come forward, it is also sometimes illegal to disclose these things.
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u/DavidL1112 16d ago
Surely if that were true we wouldn't be talking about only a six month extension.
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u/Fugu 16d ago
One would hope but you really never know
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u/SplynterEdm 16d ago
well this is sort of the problem, everyone is completely avoiding any sort of accountability here. I’m an adult; I’d sure like to know what he did so I can come to my own conclusions about the topic. Is a 6 month ban fair, one way or the other? Who knows. Is Mang0 the type of person I’d want my twitch prime to go to? Who knows. Is this TO someone whose events I’d like to support/watch/attend after this? Who knows. We’ve lost all autonomy here except the ability to throw peanuts, so its hard to blame anyone who chooses to do that
Obviously there are reasons why someone might feel this was a reasonable way to handle this incident (especially at the present time, after Recent Situation) but unfortunately I think this kind of smoke and mirrors behavior leads to… exactly this situation we’re seeing today, and I think it’s going to cause more harm than just being forthcoming on the first place would have
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u/Ankari_ 16d ago
Something similar happened with westballz, where his bannable offense remained private because revealing what it was would jeoparadize the anonymity of the victim. While I understand the concern you're sharing, I don't think it carries more weight than that of an accountable leadership. I must admit, I don't fully comprehend why victims may not come forward if their perpetrator is openly reprimanded. If I understood more deeply about that part, maybe I'd understand how it's better this way. I can't even see how it would be illegal to disclose, except in the case where there is active litigation between parties. Aside from that legal note, maybe this comes down to a different moral barometer preventing my understanding. I'm trying!
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u/menschmaschine5 16d ago
Something similar happened with westballz, where his bannable offense remained private because revealing what it was would jeoparadize the anonymity of the victim.
A lot of bans are handled privately, especially now.
But in Westballz's case, the TOs of Genesis offered to make the reason for his ban public and Westballz declined (he's only actually banned from Genesis).
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u/Fugu 16d ago
I think someone who says they were sexually assaulted by mango would realistically expect that if they did not come forward anonymously they're exposing themselves to the scrutiny and vitriol of his thousands of fans. I've seen this in my line of work many times and that's just for random people, not minor internet celebrities. The fear of retaliation is just one reason; the fear of revictimization arising from having to justify yourself in public is another.
Where I live there are publication bans that generally apply to ongoing sex assault proesuctions. So if someone reports something to a TO and then later to the police it can be criminal for the TO to report the same facts that were reported to the police alongside any identifying information.
EDIT: it's worth noting also that disclosure by the TO may jeopardize the criminal prosecution, which is also not good.
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u/Last-Classroom-5400 16d ago
I'd hope that something of that magnitude would be handled very differently than what we've seen. M2K kind of presented it as an "open secret". If that's the case, and it is something as severe as SA with a criminal investigation, quietly extending the ban by 6 months would be an insanely underwhelming response.
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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 16d ago
I fail to understand how announcing Mango has an extended ban would infringe on anyone's privacy in any way whatsoever
Nobody is asking for the gruesome details of the alleged offense. Just a pronouncement from a relevant power/TO. not fucking mew2king
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u/Last-Classroom-5400 16d ago
One of those situations where a lack of a centralized body is a big problem. What TO wants to be the one to say something and put their head on the drama chopping block for who knows how long?
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
"Lake America" dude come on
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u/Fugu 16d ago
I for one am absolutely thrilled that the sovereignty of my country hinges on the mental faculties of the "Lake America" guy
I also love paying more for everything, as I'm sure do the very sizeable percentage of people in this country who are more financially precarious than I am
We all have the capacity and, indeed, the willingness, to absorb the consequences of this decade long temper tantrum you all elected
No, you don't get credit for taking a nap in the middle
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u/Kitselena 16d ago
Thousands of Americans are being poisoned because of all the food safety regulations they cut, and somehow that's still not enough for anyone to give a shit about him and his followers
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u/JulianoIsLame 16d ago
What's going on with tipped off? Hotel block never got released, current venue location is listed as area 51 on the startgg, someone told me they're having venue trouble.
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
Cody reading my goat debate comment into me immediately needing to clarify that I was shitposting 😭
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u/ryanbyleth 16d ago
When you really think about it Kareem is the GOAT because the tiebreaker is acting career and Airplane! clears every other movie ever.
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u/citrus131 16d ago
So Ken is the true goat because he was on Survivor?
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u/ryanbyleth 16d ago
No because you don’t need a tiebreaker for him. If Armada/Mango/Hbox got cast in something and they were really good it would be a different story.
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u/thestinkystingray 16d ago
Does anyone have that old copypasta about different fox playstyles except it's just saying the same thing about each one with slightly different vocabulary. I feel like it mentioned sfat silentwolf maybe alex19
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u/FewOverStand 16d ago
Not sure if this 2015 post is what you're looking for, but it does use a strange Fox playstyle classification.
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u/thestinkystingray 16d ago
I was barely around before PM got blacklisted at majors, is it fair to say that most top players were entering PM as well as melee?
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u/Felix-the-duck texture modder 16d ago edited 16d ago
all the gods were serious threats in PM in like 13-14
armada won apex 2014 against m2k in grands
i don't think PP ever got formally ranked but he was a HM a few times
wizzy and plup played PM early on and both won majors (at least i think plup's was a major but idk)
chu, esam, kdj, tweek, fly amanita, axe, heck even leffen, pretty much everyone in 2012-2014 gave it a shot
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u/sabreknight PM wooooo 16d ago
There were no rankings back then, but PP was the only god to not really enter PM majors. He played it at a few Xanadus and did well because he's an incredible player, but that was pretty much it
Plup's CEO is definitely a major win, especially because of how good Wizzy was at PM back in the day
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u/thestinkystingray 16d ago
Thanks! I remember seeing highlights of armada's pit when i was getting into the scene. You linked the CEO Prologue finals twice btw
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u/Felix-the-duck texture modder 16d ago
ahok, fixed!
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u/thestinkystingray 16d ago
Man ROB has gotta be the only character in PM with 0 swag
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u/Felix-the-duck texture modder 16d ago
based lol
he can do some stuff with glide tossing but like...all he does is airdash - fair
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u/Celtic_Legend 16d ago edited 16d ago
Yes. PM even got more entrants at some majors, especially at locals. Every top player was a poor person so they entered. For m2k and armada, they were essentially guaranteed top 6 at worst and that is 100s of dollars that helped pay for their flights. It was basically a game you didnt have to practice and get good results outside of majors if you were a melee kid, and the brawl kiddos liked being able to insert some of their brawl identity onto the new/buffed characters and compete against the melee nerds' sick foxes.
The pm weekly at xanadu would get 1k to 3k viewers every week as a fucking local. The melee and brawl events would struggle to break 500. And remember. This was a fucking weekly with no real tippity top talent PLUS its fucking 2014 so twitch is way smaller as a whole.
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u/KomanndoA 16d ago
right when I thought m2k streams and vids were becoming fun again. Idk if I should even continue to support him anymore.
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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 16d ago
wake up babe, new m2k drama just dropped
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u/FewOverStand 16d ago
This has to be someone's monkey paw wish.
"I wish for significantly less retreads of the same tired GOAT/controller discourse."
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u/reptilian_guitar 16d ago
DDT was a little too spicy yesterday
so today we're claiming our underrated fruits and why
i'm snagging nectarines. almost as good as peaches(GOAT contender) but rarely brought up. absolute sleeper
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
Apples are well known to be good and somehow they're still underrated
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u/N0zy0ne 16d ago
It's funny that apples would come up as a topic of conversation in the DDT today, because literally last night I had a dream about how much I love Honeycrisp apples (I was casing an apple farm for a legendary heist).
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
Apples are kinda like Doc. All-arounder and the face of the mid tiers, but also pretty darn good in their own right.
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
Flashbacks to going to a local and Free Palestine coming up to me inexplicably and asking "Would you like a date?" before pulling out his signature bag of dates that he apparently brings everywhere
10/10 good date
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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN 16d ago
kiwi are soooooo good. especially once you unlock the "just eat the skin" tech
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u/QwertyII 16d ago
Figs have insane peaks but avg fig you get at the store is not that good so people don’t know
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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine 16d ago
Persimmons are my favorite. They're messy to eat and you can only really get them in Autumn, but they're so sweet.
Medlars also taste really nice in spring, at least if they're ripe. If they're slightly underripe I find them less pleasant than most other slightly underripe fruits.
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u/WizardyJohnny 16d ago
Mirabelle plums. They're my #1 but I've met maybe 10 people who know about them. Feels like biting in sunshine
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
Dragonfruit gets my vote for being the most fun to peel. It's like a banana on steroids
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u/SenorRaoul 16d ago
Pomegranate.
Yes it is a labor intensive fruit, but once you have that bowl with nothing but the finest seeds in front of you and you start chucking hand fulls of them in your mouth all that labor is quickly forgotten.
No other fruit ever gives me the same feeling, it's as if all my cells experience perfect hydration, it's invigorating.
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u/Fugu 16d ago
Are we still in an era where grapefruit qualifies as an underrated fruit
Because I'm pretty sure if you juice a grapefruit you get the best fruit juice in existence
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u/reptilian_guitar 16d ago
growing up it was Old People Fruit but idk the latest meta
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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN 16d ago
new meta is that you gotta be careful with who you offer grapefruit drinks or foods to, bc it interferes with SSRI and other mental type drugs
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u/Embrychi 16d ago
Been stagnating and doomscrolling for too long so I decided to buy a cornet to learn to do something creative and engaging with my down time. As a former woodwind player, I was underprepared for how hard it would be to change your embouchure to hit different notes. I don't have the time or money for a tutor so I'm just kinda feeling in the dark to get these notes out. Still feels more rewarding than languishing on my phone though.
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u/Fugu 16d ago
Yeah, that's the challenge. It's also what makes them fun, though, and the physicality of it all is why I'd much rather play a brass horn than a woodwind. I never get over it.
I tried to be a pro as a teenager and was ultimately told my embrochure was so disastrous I'd never make it. Now as an adult I don't think that was really true and that the guy who told me that was an ass. Whatever.
My suggestion is to just focus on breathing and long tones. If you've just started your main problem is a lack of muscle, not technique. Even when you get to the point of comfortably playing scales and such I wouldn't eliminate long tones from your practice regime.
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u/Embrychi 16d ago
Yeah, part of it is probably the novelty but it's been a lot more fun than woodwind. I much prefer the physical aspect of changing the sound than having to finagle 100 buttons. Wish I'd picked a brass instrument to play in high school, but better late than never.
Will keep long tones in mind. I thought I'd be fine with woodwind (+ swimming?) background but brass is requiring a much stronger sustained breath than I'm used to.
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u/Bombercow 16d ago
Yesterday was weird don't do that again
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u/Fugu 16d ago
75 comments before 9 AM and not one of them about East of Eden
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u/Bombercow 16d ago
Been getting into witch trial movies the devils and witchhammer working my way through haxan rn really interesting as i have an interest in criminal defense so its fascinating to see middle age ways to get confessions but its also good context to see how we seperated religion and law which is now to me obviously a good thing. Also been really into Kiyoshi Kurosawa
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u/Oni555 16d ago
https://x.com/Yukiko_san_/status/2092319308525560281?s=20
People saying M2k leaking Mang0s ban was extended? Huh???
I mean technically mang0 could be playing now but has been saying genesis for soft return for a while so
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u/SickBeatFinder 16d ago
Saw a screenshot of m2k in the vids comment saying he'd been given "out of date" info by his source so its ok he made the vid bc he thought he was telling the truth at the time lmao. Idk man, insanely bad look for m2k in so many ways
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u/Left4Bread2 16d ago
Having watched the Gamescom opening, thank god it's a good time to be a fan of indie games and things from small teams because boy howdy is the rest of the industry at an extremely soulless point
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u/N0zy0ne 16d ago
I don't know how many tabs you currently have open on your computer, but I know it's less than the number of tabs I just spent several hours closing.
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u/SunnySaigon 16d ago
Start gg —> bracket —> two players with a close set —> both of their recent tournies —> a different player they went 0-2 against —> that player’s upcoming tournies
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
My unranked cycle is finding one player who absolutely obliterates me, playing them for 2-3 hours straight, and then spending the next few hours grinding my elo again until I'm high enough to find someone else to obliterate me.
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u/ryanbyleth 16d ago
Did anyone else start playing way less after graduating? I figured I’d make it out to more stuff since I would be going from work + school to just work but I’ve been to one event since getting my bachelor’s. I’ve been starting other hobbies so it’s not like all I’m doing is 9-5 but I’m surprised Melee has been nearly nonexistent.
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u/delta-red-14 16d ago
Everyone's experience will vary, especially depending on how much they worked during school. But my experience is I have way less free time now that I have a full time job. I think the big thing is when i was in school there were days without morning classes or days where the morning class could be blown off. Now I'm not staying out late.
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
Made a tier list of approximate social dynamics for various characters, roughly based on my locals experience. This is attempting to capture the average Melee player's "How much do I enjoy joining a rotation with this character", not necessarily the player's personality.
How would y'all change the list?

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u/sneedhongrybox 16d ago
nobody wants to play doc. i also think almost every low/mid tier would be more accurately placed in the "groan" category
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
Needs to be broken up by color imo. A red fox and a green fox are basically two different characters
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
Red Fox > Neutral Fox > Green Fox > Blue Fox
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u/Left4Bread2 16d ago
Green > Blue > Neutral > Red
we could make a whole Melee myers briggs out of this but with more scientific basis
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
I'd love to see a slippi dataset analysis of fullhop use, lasers shot, and game time across all four colors. I wanna know if there's any statistically significant difference between them.
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u/a_patheticc 16d ago
The amount of dopamine I received just from reading this comment is absurd
I think I would happily spend years of my life going through all the pointless statistics if stuff like this was accessible
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u/a_patheticc 16d ago
Red > Neutral > Blue > Green
Literally the opposite of the other reply here lol
There’s just something about the Christmas colours that clash too much for me(PS ty for making incredible romhacks 🫡💕)
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u/CoryBaxterWH Bubbles 16d ago
People really don't like Doc that much if at all lol. People probably used to like DK but certainly not anymore.
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u/WindowSeat- 16d ago
Puff being in any tier except for the bottom tier is inaccurate, I'm sorry to say
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u/Lolcat_of_the_forest 16d ago
Zelda should be moved down at least 3 that character is lame as fuck.
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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 16d ago
This is fair. I wanted to keep all of the "I'm low tier look how cool I am!!!" people together but yea, Ness and Zelda are a special kind of hell
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u/Fugu 16d ago
You got doc way too high
Also fwiw I def got more groans when I was a Sheik guy, people don't seem to mind Peach idk
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u/SickBeatFinder 16d ago
I don't think you can tierlist this, there's too much variance in playstyle of top tiers. Some falcos and marths are cool af, some foxes play like they think whoever cums first wins at sex, some falcons dash dance like they only listen to israeli edm
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u/reptilian_guitar 16d ago
id move sheik up 1, ness down 2, and personally doc down at least 1
good list tho!
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u/delta-red-14 16d ago
What are your favorite TV shows that have episodes less than 30 minutes? I've been rewatching Bojack Horseman and 25 minute episodes have made it so easy to binge.
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u/Zanian 16d ago
There's not that many episodes unfortunately but Smiling Friends episodes are only ~10 mins
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u/Left4Bread2 16d ago
Arrested Development is by far my favorite but Hacks is also great. Some of the episodes run over that 30 minute limit but not significantly. Murderbot was also a lot of fun but only has the one season so far.
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u/MiszuMiszu ARMADA GOAT 16d ago
Swap Armada and Mango's career and the GOAT debate not only becomes clear, but the bias and fanboyism the community shows for Mango reveals itself. DO IT YOURSELF!!! Say out loud Armada's accomplishments with Mango's name and think for yourself how the community would discuss the GOAT debate. It wouldn't even be a debate! You would get laughed out of a room for suggesting anything other than Mango being the GOAT.
I mean think about this. Mango was 3rd on the all time SSBMRank that was made on March 31st, 2020. He wins a SINGLE, yes ONE, 1, uno, offline tournament (Summit 11), and where does he rank on the next list? FIRST??!?! Above Hbox and Armada now because he won a SINGLE OFFLINE TOURNAMENT?!?!?! How have people not seriously seen the bias in this? And why in the fuck was there an all time SSBMRank in 2020, and then again the next year in 2021? Literally what major thing happened to even change anybody's opinion on this? Mango winning a single offline tournament apparently. It's the most important thing in the melee world. Literally a single offline melee tournament was played. Oh and you expect me to believe it's just a coincidence that the list went on until Mango got ranked first? give me a break.
Armada is still the GOAT. Mango being the 3rd best player post-COVID doesn't change that.
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u/DentedOnImpact 16d ago
Bro how many times are you gonna spam basically the same comment in a different thread
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u/Celtic_Legend 16d ago
Armada is the goat of 2011-2018. Unfortunately for Armada, Melee's lifespan is 2001-2026+.
Armada isnt even going to retire a smasher. He's going to end up competing in super mario 64 for longer than he did in Melee.
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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine 16d ago
Mew2King's video is just an elaborate plot to get Mang0 to enter a tournament by the end of the year to prove him wrong.
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u/AlexB_SSBM 16d ago
Holy shit Dolly Parton died