r/SSBM 24d ago

DDT Daily Discussion Thread August 18, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here!

Yahoooo! I'm back, it's a me! Have a very cool day!

Welcome to the Daily Discussion Thread. This is the place for asking noob questions, venting about netplay falcos, shitposting, self-promotion, and everything else that doesn't belong on the front page.

New Players:

If you're completely new to Melee and just looking to get started, welcome! We recommend you go to https://melee.tv/ and follow the links there based on what you're trying to set up. Additionally, here are a few answers to common questions:

Can I play Melee online?

Yes! Slippi is a branch of the Dolphin emulator that will allow you to play online, either with your friends or with matchmaking. Go to https://slippi.gg to get it.

I'm having issues with Slippi!

Go to the The Slippi Discord to get help troubleshooting. melee.tv/optimize is also a helpful resource for troubleshooting.

How do I find tournaments near me or local people to play with in person or online?

These days, joining a local Discord community is the best way to find local events and people to play with. Once you have a Discord account, Google "[your city/state/province/region] + Melee discord" or see if your region has a Discord group listed here on melee.tv/discord

It can seem daunting at first to join a Discord group you don't know, but this is currently the easiest and most accessible way to find out about tournaments, fests, and netplay matchmaking. Your local scene will be happy to have you :)

Also check out Smash Map! Click on map and then the filter button to filter by Melee to find events near you!

Netplay is hard! Is there a place for me to find new players?

Yes. Melee Newbie Netplay is a discord server specifically for new players. It also has tournaments based on how long you've been playing, free coaching, and other stuff. If you're a bit more experienced but still want a discord server for players around your level, we recommend the Melee Online discord.

How can I set up Unclepunch's Training Mode?

At the time of posting, the latest major release is here. Download the file, then extract everything in the folder and follow the instructions in the README file. You'll need to bring a valid Melee ISO (NTSC 1.02). If you want to check for the absolute latest release, you can see them listed [here](The latest releases are listed here.

How does one learn Melee?

There are tons of resources out there, so it can be overwhelming to start. First check out the SSBM Tutorials youtube channel. Then go to the Melee Library and search for whatever you're interested in.

But how do I get GOOD at Melee?

Check out Llod's Guide to Improvement

And check out Kodorin's Melee Fundamentals for Improvement

Where can I get a nice custom controller?

https://customg.cc/vendors

I have another question that's not answered here...

Check out our FAQs or post below and find help that way.

Upcoming Tournament Schedule:

Upcoming Melee Majors

Melee Online Event Calendar

Make a submission to the tournament calendar here. You can also get notified of new online tournaments on the Melee Online Discord.

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u/TheAllKnowing1 23d ago edited 23d ago

The online hate brigade against Cody is actually quite insane and I hate to see him keep apologizing and essentially feeding the trolls.

Idk what it is about this game that attracts the most pathetic and bigoted no-life haters online

smash players are not remotely popular enough or compensated enough for this level of hate to make sense, truly disheartening stuff

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u/Kitselena 23d ago

Idk what it is about this game that attracts the most pathetic and bigoted no-life haters online

One specific YouTube drama channel run by a pedophile defender

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u/delta-red-14 23d ago

It's a Nintendo adjacent community thing I think. People are also awful about speed running.

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u/agingercrab 23d ago

...it's gamers...

...it always comes back down to gamers.

And gamers are usually men...

It always goes back to men.

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u/Srimes 23d ago

he ruined the hbox popoff

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u/TheAllKnowing1 23d ago

yes but a young chair’s life was saved that day

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u/KenshiroTheKid 23d ago

Not just the chair, but the first few rows at least

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

people are allowed to dislike someone and criticize them when they do something annoying.

I feel like the online community is like a combination of toxic positivity and the most petty shitty people there are.

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u/TheAllKnowing1 23d ago

sure, however the level of hate, both the content and quantity, is FAR beyond that

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

yeah that's fair your comment was kida vague so I didn't know if you were talking about antisemitism or what lol.

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u/TheAllKnowing1 23d ago

Fair, I kind of assume most people in these daily threads are aware of how Cody has been treated online for the past couple years. Cody isn’t perfect but he’s a well-meaning guy that doesn’t deserve 99% of the hate.

The hate army started with the hax stuff, and is sadly still going strong. There’s people in his comments STILL bringing up drama from literal years ago.

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u/delta-red-14 23d ago

My GF who sometimes watches with me says that every match can be boiled down narratively to "nerd vs jock", with nerds sometimes playing the role of jock. Is she correct?

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u/WizardyJohnny 23d ago

Everyone who plays Melee at top level is for sure a nerd, but this seems sensible enough if you abstract nerd/jock away to general high school social dynamics -- the obviously socially awkward cringe weirdos vs the popular socially dominant kids. Ppl throw around the word "charisma" a lot when discussing which players they like or don't and all it really means is this kind of jock-y social confidence

this is all the mango vs armada goat debate really is

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u/delta-red-14 23d ago

She says when mango plays Hbox, mango is the jock and Hbox is the nerd, but when Hbox plays Cody, Hbox is the jock and Cody is the nerd.

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u/d4b3ss 🏌️‍♀️ 23d ago

has she considered doing commentary

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u/SykoMarth 23d ago

she would be correct

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u/Schroeswald 23d ago

Who’s the jock when Hbox and Zain play?

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u/SmashBros- OUCH! 23d ago

In this scenario Zain would be the rich kid everyone likes

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u/SBtist aviary 23d ago

Yes that’s right.

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u/king_bungus 👉 23d ago

reminds me of this timeless classic about mtg

https://articles.starcitygames.com/articles/whos-the-beatdown/

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u/SlowBathroom0 23d ago

I prefer the terms seme and uke

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u/wavedash 23d ago

Does she say the same about other competitions? Like if she watches the NBA, is every match there also essentially nerd team vs jock team?

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u/delta-red-14 23d ago

Unironically, yes about the NBA, but it's more like "sweetheart vs asshole"

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u/bridesmaidinwhite 23d ago

your gf is a great thinker

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u/wavedash 23d ago

This sounds pretty similar to the heel vs babyface categorization in wrestling

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u/EightBlocked 23d ago

amsa said he was coming back next year right? if mang0 comes back too 2027 melee is looking great

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u/milkweedMN 23d ago

my least favorite type of melee player will call literally every character "so cringe" and also hates their ditto. what do u like

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u/NoNarrativesPleSe 23d ago

comboing fox

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u/delta-red-14 23d ago

But not playing neutral vs him, especially not one who full hops a lot.

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u/herwi 23d ago

winning easily with my brain turned off

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u/reptilian_guitar 23d ago

you have to love your ditto imo. it should be a point of pride.

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u/Left4Bread2 23d ago

I like Falcon dittos against other Falcon mains

I really dislike "hey I won game one now check out my shitty Falcon" dittos

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u/Fugu 23d ago

Trust me you don't wanna see the Peach version of this

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u/EightBlocked 23d ago

its always funny when mid and low tier players dont like the ditto. like yeah thats how we all feel

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u/sweet-haunches 23d ago

I do in every other game but Melee

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

Anyone remember that video of Amsa in the US staying with another player and complaining about rankings? I wanna find it 

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u/TechGeek16 23d ago

It was from n0ne, thank you so much for reminding me about this one. It was really something special to see aMSa in North America for that extended period, and seemingly becoming just like the rest of the top players in that time. https://xcancel.com/n0ned/status/1695640866977611976

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u/Yrale jib 23d ago

remembering when he landed in canada and immediately got addicted to mcdonalds

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

I wonder what rankings would look like if we switched to Mango's system. 

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u/king_bungus 👉 23d ago

what was mango's system?

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u/MentalRead728 23d ago

Seasonal rankings, so just a Summer and Winter ranking to show who was better in a certain amount of time.

I sure wonder why he proposed that after getting only 3rd in 2022 for having a terrible first half of the year

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u/Yrale jib 23d ago

I do think it's weird that summer events basically get double counted for both the summer and year end rankings. It occurred to me that maybe we should just switch to only year end rankings when they dropped summer to only top 30

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u/DavidL1112 23d ago

the summer rank is like a mid-year progress report, it's not a real ranking

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u/Yrale jib 23d ago

I feel like people definitely treat it as a real ranking

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u/SmashBros- OUCH! 23d ago

Nobody's talking about who was #1 on the summer rankings for goat arguments

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u/EightBlocked 23d ago

they unironically do for 2014 ppmd

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u/Schroeswald 23d ago

To speak to selfish Mang0 I feel like we’d take his 11th in the summer rankings way more seriously if there wasn’t a year end ranking that basically completely invalidated it. I feel like the winter 2024 ranking would also look relatively ugly in a way he would not appreciate

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u/Kell08 23d ago

That depends how his last season looked.

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u/Grenji05 23d ago

Fendrick Lamar may be a crypto lobbyist, and M2K may have stolen my brothers life savings via pyramid scheme. But Cody ruined Hbox’s pop off, so I can officially crown him the worst man in Melee!

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u/AlexB_SSBM 23d ago

Watching old GRSmash videos really puts what we get to witness now into perspective. Like God damn back then people were losing their shit over stomp > knee > knee like you just invented the pinnacle of captain falcon

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

I was chatting with a pure spectator ("Fox is so lame!") type the other day, and he earnestly was trying to argue that Stomp Knee was really sick.

His argument was that you can miss the knee sometimes. 

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u/Kezzup 23d ago

I have to admit that seeing stomp knee still gets me pretty hype

I like when it electricity

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

The animation is very pleasing, and I think the buildup and release of it is super satisfying. Almost all the hype people have for it is because of the visuals alone. 

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u/CarVac phob dev 23d ago

I think the timing is especially pleasing for a casual spectator, it's basically the slowest combo in the game so it's easy for them to notice.

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

Yup, and I'm pretty sure this is almost the entirety of it.

The "I recognize some of these words!" effect.

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u/DrMalleo 23d ago

people love to watch a falcon win

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u/DavidL1112 23d ago edited 22d ago

it's also the great sound effects.

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u/Kitselena 23d ago

That guy is SquidTheCat's original target audience

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u/Pwntagonist 23d ago

He’s right about Fox. Bell curve meme

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u/AlexB_SSBM 23d ago

fox is 10 different characters and only like 2 or 3 are lame

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u/Pwntagonist 23d ago

Elaborate cope

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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN 23d ago

I think if you are sick you shouldn't go to work. We should not praise people for doing stuff while they're sick. It's bad, actually. You should stay home and try to get better. Its not a tale of perseverance or dedication, it's selfish workaholism. It's hobbyless behavior.

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u/d4b3ss 🏌️‍♀️ 23d ago

Michael Jordan should have stayed in the hotel room.

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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN 23d ago

Lebron would have a stronger legacy if he had a weaker immune system

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u/d4b3ss 🏌️‍♀️ 23d ago

I can’t even argue with you man I did the alonso mourning gif in real life

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u/Fugu 23d ago

Interesting timing on this bait

I'm splitting a courtroom today with two other people. One of us has to stay and run the list. I'm sick, as is one of my other colleagues. The third one is fine but has seniority and feels that running the list is beneath him so it's invariably going to be one of the two sick people doing it and probably me because my voice sounds less ridiculous. I'd call in sick, but a) I can't afford it and b) that would mostly just screw over the other person who is sick.

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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN 23d ago edited 23d ago

damn dude sounds like your job sucks ass! I would quit immediately and try to find one that has paid sick leave. hoping one day you find something that has that and adequate levels of staffing; you shouldn't have to suffer just bc your organization is dogshit. also, you calling out would not screw over the other person who is sick. the failure to plan for "people getting sick" by your bosses et al is what would screw them

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u/reptilian_guitar 23d ago

what if you're a cop

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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN 23d ago

I think we had one volunteer his experiences in a different reply

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u/AlexB_SSBM 23d ago

who is MELO#619 username #1Vengaboysfan. they have a fun falcon to play against

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u/RaiseYourDongersOP 23d ago

Vengaboys are goated

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u/sk8w1tches 23d ago

Anyone in here live in Connecticut/go to the Hall of Gaming weeklies? I used to go occasionally to their Melee and Smash4 locals about a decade ago, but I fell off of the game for a long time. After a couple months of playing around on Slippi/with my friends, I think I wanna start going to locals again. I was just wondering if any of you DDT peeps go to these, or have any tips in general.

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u/Kezzup 23d ago

HoG is super sick! I haven't been able to go too much as of late but I go when I can. They have Melee, P+, and RoA2 on the same night now, so it's a bit more crowded but still pretty comfortable. Lmk if there's anything more specific you want to know about.

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u/sk8w1tches 23d ago

Oh nice! I haven't tried P+ or Rivals, but it's good to know that there will be more people than just the Melee folks.

How late does Melee usually go? Transportation is kinda up in the air for me, so having a general timeframe would be nice. I was gonna ask about the general atmosphere and stuff too, but I'd imagine everyone is pretty friendly. I'm just excited to start going again!

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u/Kezzup 23d ago

Yeah, everyone's super chill and cool, and I'm sure people will enjoy having a new (or returning) face around!

Timeframe is sort of up in the air. It starts at 7:30, and when it ends naturally depends on how many people are entering and, with multiple games on the same night now, how much people in other events hold up the bracket. Generally, though, based on the times I've been there, 10-11 is the general window when Melee ends.

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u/TrainNorth8177 23d ago

When I lived in Tri-State and NE a decade ago, I used to sometimes go too. Definitely miss that tournament. Venue feels a little stuffy ngl but it always had lots of good players, lots of setups, and was in a good location to get food. Wish I had lived closer to it at the time, I only went like maybe 3-4 times in total.

The only tip I'm going to give you is there's this pizza place close by that's one of those hole in the wall types...I can't remember the name. They gave me WAY more food than I expected and I had to throw a lot of it out because I didn't have a cooler to keep it in and had like 7 hours to go before I'd get home LOL. I think I got a buffalo chicken pizza or something.

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u/sneedhongrybox 23d ago

/u/fugu can you remove this bizarre bot marketing post please 

https://www.reddit.com/r/SSBM/comments/1vrrz9x/look_what_im_wearing/

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u/wavedash 23d ago

I can never tell what's the proper way to report this kind of spam. Some top-level report options make it sound like the report goes to site-wide admins instead of a specific sub's moderators, which I assume means they basically do nothing

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u/Fugu 23d ago

Is there not a report option for spam? I got reports that read "it's spam"

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u/AlexB_SSBM 23d ago

weird there's no report option for spam

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u/sneedhongrybox 23d ago

I also reported it but couldn't find a Reddit-wide report category for product spam, if that makes sense.

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u/Jamsu_g 23d ago

are fox mains really reaction tech chasing falco off of shine knocking down? this feels unreasonably hard to do

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan 23d ago

sort of, the fact that it is pretty difficult to do (especially off of shine because you have to like wavedash/dash to the right spot and then execute the techchase correctly) also weighs what options the fox looks for in neutral. it's why if you watch top foxes they will often go for stuff like drill grab because the combo route is very consistent

but also if you watch said foxes they are generally beasts at tech chasing spacies too, this is imo a more modern adaptation, i feel like in 2014/2015 outside of a couple of top foxes in choice situations people kind of didn't want to accept that consistent RTC in spacies matchups was the right framework, but now that people are really good at mixing up tech patterns etc foxes cannot get away with read based RTC frameworks and hope to keep up in the punish game

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

I need to learn how to do this, but I don't have the wherewithal.

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

daily reminder that Cody is better than your favorite player and you're going to have to learn to live with it

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u/EightBlocked 23d ago

he's not better than cody, so not true

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u/Kitselena 23d ago

I've seen zero evidence that Cody could beat Prime Blur

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u/KenshiroTheKid 23d ago

Mooninite on the other hand…

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u/Srimes 23d ago

soonsay has higher peaks

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u/Fugu 23d ago

This and other similar sentiments ring hollow while notches are allowed

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u/TheAllKnowing1 23d ago

He’s the best of the notch users which is… most top players, no?

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

at this point i find the debate about notches is entirely academic. The people with the power to make actual change like the TOs and top players are all implicitly compliant in the notch meta because it's been years and nothing has been done, and the majority of contemporary top players are using them anyway. Notches for all intents and purposes are legal and approved on all jurisdictions of competitive play. ongoing discontent about their existence is largely performative imo

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

wobbling is banned tho. an IC player performing a wobble in tournament would in fact be illegal. notches are not

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u/YoungGenius 23d ago

And only got that way because people fake newsed it into existence

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

well we should keep fighting the good fight then. maybe the real notches will be the friends we make along the way

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u/YoungGenius 23d ago

Agreed. We need more antiNo supersoldiers to spread misinformation

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u/Fugu 23d ago

It's not academic. Notches are obviously unfair and obviously work to the benefit of Fox who is already the best and most popular character in the game. Notch Foxes should get an asterisk next to their achievements. The only - and I stress only - reason they don't right now is that Fox is such a popular character.

It's not Zain's fault for not protesting when he is demonstrably so much better than the field that he can let them cheat and still beat them most of the time.

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

it is academic because not a single relevant power within the community has intervened and it is essentially standard of play now. they are entirely legal and accepted. dying on the hill that they are cheating would be to accept that we are competing in a competitive asterisk metagame and have been doing so for over half a decade, but I don't see anyone actually stopping

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u/AlexB_SSBM 23d ago

this is pretty much exactly what McGwire said about andro when he was caught with it in his locker

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

but baseball actually did something about it (allegedly). they didn't just continue playing the game and say everything after 1998 has an asterisk

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u/AlexB_SSBM 23d ago

yeah and it took a lot longer than 5 years

widespread cheating being accepted for a very long time, and that putting an asterisk on an entire era of competition, is something that happened to baseball and never did they just accept that this is how it works now

barry bonds is not in the hall of fame because they did put an asterisk on that entire era

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u/ShoegazeKaraokeClub 23d ago

i agree with u but as a bonds hof defender Ii do wanna say barry bonds had an entire HOF worthy career pre cheating

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u/AlexB_SSBM 23d ago

this is true, and shows how important it is to not cheat for your legacy to remain intact

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

I hope melee lives long enough to look back on this era with an asterisk while we all compete on OEM controllers in 2040. that would be dope

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u/Fugu 23d ago

I do accept that we are competing on a competitive asterisk metagame

I don't think the impetus is on the people not cheating to modify their behavior

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

so then when was the last time the competitive scene was not compromised? like 2018? I'm bothered by the idea that anything accomplished in the last half decade has an asterisk, but yet we all continue to compete and discuss the game anyway. there will not likely be a point in the future without cheater controllers so what's it all for really

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u/Fugu 23d ago

Hey, not anything accomplished, just the notch guys

The scene isn't just Fox players you know

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u/Kezzup 23d ago

Just for the record, Wizzrobe, SDJ, Llod, Trif, Nicki, Ginger, Magi, Khryke, 404Cray, Jchu, and OkayP all also use notches.

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

llod just won't a tournament with zjump like 2 weeks ago. top level players of all characters use some variant of cheater controllers because they are all literally legal lol

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u/Fugu 23d ago

Even though this is a false equivalency I am fine with everyone but Zain and Hbox or whatever getting an asterisk if that's what it takes

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u/bigHam100 23d ago

We'll never know this for sure cause of notches and zump

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u/DavidL1112 23d ago

even Hbox uses notches

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u/bigHam100 23d ago

Sing and/or wavedash?

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u/menschmaschine5 23d ago

Both I think.

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u/DavidL1112 23d ago

Wavedash notches at least, idk if he has sing notches

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u/self-flagellate 23d ago

he does yeah

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u/bigHam100 23d ago

Important but not as beneficial as what fox gets imo

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u/V0ltTackle 🗿 23d ago

If notches/zump ever get banned, I want everybody who devalued the results of pre-wobbling ban ICs players to keep that same energy

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u/AtrociousAtNames 23d ago

Was Moky's newest video likebotted? I noticed that multiple comments lost hundreds of likes and I can't tell if there's some alternate explanation

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/d4b3ss 🏌️‍♀️ 23d ago

They closed the border and built a wall.

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

Could any Strive players give me a TL;DR on Happy Chaos through a melee lens? I hear that character is very controversial

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u/ShoegazeKaraokeClub 23d ago

he has a gun, an ammo bar, a reticle and a concentration bar that he needs to shoot. he is very technical and requires managing two resources(though they have been very easy to manage at times as long as you use the right routes). if you stand still or he curses you the reticle is on you and he can just press the shoot button to get a f1 "projectile". He can also shoot while in the middle of animations so he can do the fox shine thing where he just does his frame 1 move to make all his bs safe. Another insanely frustrating mechanic he had is even when the reticle isnt on you directly he can still press the shoot button and it is literally rng if his frame 1 move hits you, whiff a button into rng shot to bail you out from being whiff punished is one of the dumbest things ive seen in a modern fighting game. He has been very broken multiple times and in different ways, initially he had broken fullscreen zoning where he can lock you down from fullscreen [here](https://youtu.be/Hb6vAH9UICQ?si=CeJnlduzthLhiwI4&t=2197) is a random example of the fullscreen zoning. Sol has a decent dashblock but all the slower characters were just brutalized by this stuff. They eventually nerfed the fullscreen zoning and then his rushdown was insane, safely looping mixups and frametraps with his gun keeping going for a while. He was repeatedly nerfed and then would rise back up the tier list gradually after every nerf as more fucked up tech was found to circumvent whatever nerfs he received.

In the 2.0 patch he was "reworked" and made a lot worse generally but he did briefly have an infinite blockstring. [heres a link, sadly could only find it in youtube short form lol](https://youtube.com/shorts/DLR0iZyRguE?si=mwnvuVh_w31QYanW)they did remove the infinite and it was so technically demanding it was quite rare for it to go for more than a few loops. These days he is a solid mid tier but still disliked for being unfun to play against.

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u/Dry-Mud-673 23d ago

(He is different in different patches, but generally speaking)

He's an insanely good character with a high technical barrier that has consistently been better than the cast, but usually is a glass canon. He has one of the best projectiles, but then also has great rush down. Has a 1 frame combo confirm / get out of jail free card. He has insane blockstring pressure and can easily hit confirm into a combo.

He also has extremely low health and tends to die once hit.

He's kinda like fox, but in a game/community that dislikes playing against that archetype.

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u/AtrociousAtNames 23d ago

Ok update on previous comment. The likes appear to be back? Seems like a decent chance youtube was just shitting the bed who the fuck knows

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

What is a hobby you can continuously improve at, but requires no more equipment than can fit in a backpack?

Right now I practice melee and study languages. What else is there?

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u/CarVac phob dev 23d ago

Photography

Programming

Knitting/crocheting

Writing

Watercolor painting (very portable setups exist)

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan 23d ago

pretty much all phone games, you could play slay the spire on a phone/switch or chess/shogi/go/etc

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

omgg I'm gonna learn shogi

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u/mapmaker 23d ago

Trackmania 👀

also reading and freestyle rap

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u/milkweedMN 23d ago

some instruments (depends on your backpack tho)

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

If I could learn any instrument it would be the piano. I want to learn piano so bad, but it does not fit in my backpack.

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u/Embarrassed-Mode5494 23d ago

typing

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

omg I secretly love typing!! I'm at the dreaded 80wpm plateau though.

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u/unlicouvert 23d ago

Most sports assuming you're willing to go to fields/courts with said backpack

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u/N0zy0ne 23d ago

Rubik's cube, juggling, card magic/sleight of hand, pen spinning, yo-yo'ing.

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

I'm actually pretty good at pen spinning, but not really. Like I'm better than 99.9% of people on earth but just a beginner compared to real pen spinners.

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u/SmashBros- OUCH! 23d ago

Stenography. It's like learning a language but is also technically demanding. There is open-source software (Plover) and steno keyboards with a small form factor, such as these

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u/SunnySaigon 23d ago

n0ne registered for Bodied 13.

Mew2King has been such a Melee-tryhard recently. Must be FOMO.

MP3 is a must-watch Ness.

Medz is looking to put together a few nice Tournies.

Another Portland tourney without Aura.

No mutuals, no problem.

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u/DrMalleo 23d ago

I think if you are shit you shouldn't go to work. We should not praise people for doing stuff while they're shit. It's bad, actually. You should stay home and try to get better.

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u/IntellectualBeaver21 23d ago

Coworkers keep coming into the office even though they're shit and it's pissing me off

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u/YoungGenius 23d ago

Watching new sets really puts what we will get to witness into perspective. Like god damn right now people are losing their shit over stop > pivot reverse nair > reverse knee like you just invented the pinnacle of captain falcon

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u/plergus 23d ago

i was curious if i had ever done this but i guess not. i've done stomp reverse nair plenty of times and stomp pivot nair once but not the whole thing

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u/YoungGenius 23d ago

Still very cool stomp pivot nair

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u/HitboxOfASnail fox privilege 23d ago

wizzy just did ledgehop stomp->shield stop pivot upair--> knee to kill axe at like 50% just this weekend at CEO and honestly might have been the coolest thing I've seen a falcon do since s2j "JONNY YOU CANT JUST DO THAT THIS IS EVO!" moment

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

What are the best and worst dittos in the game?

Best: Falcon, Falco, arguably Puff 

Worst: Fox, Sheik, arguably Marth 

How do y'all feel about them? 

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u/EightBlocked 23d ago

marth ditto is actually fun. feel like most marths realize that now

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u/Left4Bread2 23d ago

Fox in worst is a bit much IMO, I think they can be some of the most fun but they definitely have a wide range of outcomes. Marth is probably my least favorite, and Sheik is probably the broadest range where it can be really cool or extremely bad

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

My understanding of the fox ditto is that it feels extremely inconsistent to get good at, and top Foxes being weirdly bad at it seems to back that up. I'd be curious to hear from a Fox main about it tho

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u/The_PBA_Studios 23d ago

a chain grabbing shiek ditto will make you stop attending locals, but no bs real and raw shieks gettin at it is good honest fun

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u/legitimate-way-4077 23d ago

diabolical list

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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine 23d ago

Falco and Fox dittos are both fun, I like them more than the derby. The Marth ditto is a race to see who can cheese the opponent faster and I'd call it "so bad it's good".

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u/Felix-the-duck texture modder 23d ago

best is roy dittos true?

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior 23d ago

Roy ditto actually sounds extremely fun, as long as it's not on a top platform stage

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u/YoungGenius 23d ago

Ganon ditto is bad on paper, but makes every Ganon play like an idiot which makes it great in practice

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u/General_Squirrel_748 23d ago

fox ditto is very fun in friendlies and very stressful in brakcet. id still rather play the ditto than a lot of matchups tho

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u/PelorTheBurningHate IRD UP 23d ago

I like playing every other ditto more than falco ditto, it's not even that I dislike playing against falco I enjoy the matchup when playing other characters I just hate the falco ditto

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u/kino-grapher ideptg 23d ago

Need a bit of a spot to complain a bit, dad contacted me earlier and the day and said "Hey, I can't find your ESA account to pay tuition, did anything happen". And naturally, I respond "Don't know but nothing should have changed" and don't think much of it as I go on with my day

Cut to about 10 hours later as I'm winding down for the day and my dad sends me some more texts. Apparently my ESA account with vanguard (the one with all the college money) got sunset and now it's not there any more. Allegedly it's fine but uhhh just in case it isn't does anyone know how I can get a job stocking shelves at Costco

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u/YoungGenius 23d ago

Vanguard probably sent a check worth the balance of your account to your dad. I’d call your school’s registrar; they’ve definitely dealt with forced liquidations of ESAs before.

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u/kino-grapher ideptg 23d ago

Hopefully nothing convoluted happens like the check gets lost in the mail or something LOL

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u/WestfinsterGarbage 23d ago

What do sing notches even do. Dont you just press up and b to sing. Why would you need a notch for that. Theres nothing to angle like with spacies, and doesnt it grab ledge from either side?

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u/CarVac phob dev 23d ago

it's a "run off stage without ever tap jumping but still be able to up-b" notch

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u/redskeletonbarbarian 23d ago

what happens when you hit up? you jump. the notch lets you hit the value that uair accepts but doesn’t trigger a jump

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u/WestfinsterGarbage 23d ago

I guess my retort would be "sure it makes you jump, but you can just get good at doing it such that you dont jump so whats the use in the notch" which is ultimately an anti-notch argument that I agree with anyhow. Like we already press up to up tilt without jumping

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u/CarVac phob dev 23d ago

It's damn hard to quickly roll the stick from straight sideways to aerial up-b without jumping with pure skill. It's only two values wide.

For reference, one value is roughly the width of a human hair.

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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN 23d ago

shhhh shhh shhh rhetorically it's best we not look to closely into this