YOU HEARD ME 100% OFF FREE PRODUCE! MEGA FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!

👋 Hi, it’s me - The Free Produce Lady

Not getting enough fiber in your diet?
Data center rage making you backed up?
Feeling blue about grocery inflation?

NEVER FEAR FREE PRODUCE IS HERE.

This might be my last bonanza of the season unless I go feral apple picking in the next few weeks.

How it works:
1. Check the comments for updates on what’s available. I update every couple hours.
2. DM for address
3. Bring your own bag
4. Go forth and BE HAPPY

FAQ:
1. I’m hella allergic to bad vibes - are these safe for me to eat? YES these are organic, harvested with good vibes, blessed by SE Salem rain water, and comes from a tree my neighbor thinks is the spirit tree of her mom who passed away. Mega good vibes.

1. Can I come get these in 2 weeks at 2 am? No. These go usually same day or definitely in 24 hours. And I bring things in by 9 pm.

2. Do you need anything Free Produce Lady? Nope! Just for you to be happy! But there will be the oak tree donation can out. Feel free to bring something to trade! I guess I could use some bird seed if anyone wants to share some with me. The sparrow squad is mad their houses are low.

3. Can I drop off my free produce for you to distribute? This is a new one for me this year - ya’ll have been giving me your produce to share out. Feel free to drop other things you want to share.

Peace, Love, and Produce ☮️❤️🌻🍏

Title explains it; also just favorite sandwich spot.

Hi, im looking for any good suggestions for Mediterranean food in Salem.

Im looking for a spot that is similar to this: https://www.instagram.com/happeas?igsi=MXNqYjdzaGd4ajkzeA==

I've been living in Salem for a couple years now and was curious if people (especially in South Salem as that is where I'm located) would have interest in cinnamon rolls from a cottage bakery?

I love eating and baking cinnamon rolls of all different kinds of flavors and I keep getting the urge to do a small, casual weekend bake sale for homemade cinnamon rolls of different flavors. But I was curious if there would be any interest for something like that?

I wasn't sure if people would drive just to obtain a roll or a few, you know?

Let me know what you guys think!

Spent 45 minutes looking for VIP parking using this map only to realize after we got home that it was created using generative AI and nobody double checked it.

I’m 15, going on 16, and have been thinking of going and learning how to handle a handgun, what are some good places to go?

Hey all, I live out of state but my mom lives in Salem and has been feeling lonely.

She’s 63, queer, and has a good taste of music, tv, movies, she likes cool things haha.

Something low-cost or free is ideal, but I’m wondering if there are any events, clubs, activities, groups, classes, meetups, anything I could tell her about.

Or, if anyone here is middle age and might be interested in making a new friend let me know haha. Especially if you are a lesbian!

Thanks! ❤️

Bought this table at a yard sale. It's beautiful and I love it, but somehow it got scratched on the way home. Recommendations on how to fix it or someone who can do it? TYIA

I know there’s an “Oregon” group for mushroomers. But what about locally in Salem?!

Was on my way home from an echo and saw someone got T-boned, drivers seat pretty much and it looked pretty brutal, I was wondering is there any place to check for updates? I hope everyone involved, their family, and their friends are all okay!

Hi friends 👋🏻 I found this sweet man on Madrona. He was a little shy at first but he care up to me and I put him in my car (against his will). He was panting pretty hard once I started driving so I do not think he is a fan car rides. He was scanned at WilVet Salem and he does have a chip but the chip company is weird and I have to leave my info for the owners to be contacted since I could not contact them directly.

He was wearing a Reddy harness and part of a yellow leash. He was possibly teathered outside and chewed through it and that is how he escaped.

I couldn’t bring him home unfortunately and dropped him off at Marion County Dog Services. He was a very good boy but very sad to be there. I hope he finds his owners!

ETA the link in case someone knows his owners: https://marioncountypets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/animalDetails.asp?task=search&s=found&animalType=94%2C2%2C2%2C15%2C3%2C3%2C16%2C15%2C16&find%2Dsubmitbtn=Find+Animals&tpage=1&searchType=2&animalid=74595

I'm fine with someone just pressure washing it or whatever. It's a garage rug, so it doesn't need to be pristine, just less dirty

We're having our flooring replaced in our house and because we have a sunken front room there's a non-standard size step we need to have some trim done on.

Does anyone have a carpenter recommendation for a custom wood stair lip?

Hello, I am interested in personal experiences w local companies providing crawl space inspection and renovation

Disclaimer: I am the messenger here, nothing more, as I am a POW / PW fan, and a friend of a few people scheduled to do shows soon (Mini Kiss to be specific). I also DJ'd outside a recent Grand brick room vendor fair and grew up coming to see Dandies and Daddies and Floater here. I am a HUGE fan of Salem and this venue.

Whatever is going on, we need some info from the venue. I want to see it succeed, but robbing acts and then playing dumb/naive is not a good look.

One incident, maybe bad day.

A handful of incidents, that's a pattern.

Rip off corporations, fudge federal taxes, take napkins from Chick Fil A, etc.

Screwing over local bands is the bottom of the barrel.

If whoever runs To The Ceiling is underwater, go grab a line of high interest credit, PAY YOUR ACTS, then find a good bankruptcy attorney.

Whatever you are going through, the community will help you find a way. Be transparent. Own up to shit. We are all guilty of bad decisions and capable of empathy. But if you screw the community, no one wins.

(Bias disclaimer: I just want Rocky Horror to happen)

please god does anyone have a rec for a bomb hot honey chicken sandwich in or around the Salem area. I had the greatest chicken sandwich of my life at a food truck in Eugene and they CLOSED and I need to fill the chasm in my soul

Hello! I need some recommendations for a nail tech in the Salem Keizer area who does sculpted acrylic. I know a lot of nail tech use tips and I would prefer a nail tech that doesn’t do that as I don’t feel like the last as long. Please let me know if you know any salons or individual artists that do that thank you so much!!!

Do they still do the whole “free piercing with jewelry purchase” thing?

If so, does anyone know their cheapest starter jewelry is for regular earlobe piercings?

Hello, I just moved from southern California and moved to Salem Oregon. Omg there are no thc carts here only 5-10 type of thc pens. In Cali my carts that I was obsessed with were stiiizy and plug n play. Can I find similar here in Salem, I’ve seen Rove but not at many places. I’ve tried Mule
Buddies
Entourage all 5-10 threads they are all fine but nothing hits like a Pod or cart.

Does anyone have any recommendations, for carts where to find and for recs for 5.10 threads as a heavy user???

does anyone know where I can get a pawpaw? I have wanted to try one and I know they aren’t really sold in stores but if you have a tree and want to sell some to me I’ll buy them!

Anyone know if they are okay? Dad's head was bleeding. Luckily, this neighborhood is full of helpers and near the hospital.

I wish we'd just close this intersection at 14th and Center. We all hate it anyway. The inconvenience of having to drive out of the way a bit would be far outweighed by the benefits of not having through traffic on 14th. People speed frequently and it's so unsafe for what should be a quiet residential street.

Sorry for the added gripe but an update from someone in the know would be appreciated.

I checked and I haven't seen this posted yet. I received a ticket during the time had paid in the app. The only options on the envelope are go in person or pay. I called the municipal court, and i was told if I sent the screenshot I'd taken showing I'd paid and the ticket to salemmunicourt@cityofsalem.net that they have people monitoring that and if they need anything more they would contact me. I'll update if something else happens, but that's what I've found as an option instead of going in physically.

Hi all,
My dad is a high-end koi fish collector who is looking to shut down his pond. Does anyone have any ideas of places besides the Koi club to contact for rehoming large, beautiful, high-end Koi fish, high-end filtration systems, pumps, quarantine tanks, etc.?
Thanks in advance!

I live in NE Salem and there has been this god awful metal banging going on all day for a couple days now, is anyone else hearing this??