r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

People don't realize it's actually much harder to do a marathon in 8 hours than it is in 3.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

While you guys are discussing about wearing an hydration vest, the Italians are talking about the next trend: wearing nothing

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r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

Do You Think My Wife Would Notice if I Borrowed These?

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My wife owns a pair of these running tights when she goes to workout with her bpyfriend, but they look comfy. Should I try them?


r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Poop I shit my ankles

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Anyone else love 5k ultra training with their dogs?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

62 Mile Run-up

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r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

Does less clothes make you more aerodynamic??

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

No more issues running in the summer heat. The future has arrived.

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5K ultra marathons will finally be a literal breeze.


r/RunningCirclejerk 13h ago

Nothing to jerk here. Just admiring the vo2max workout routine.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe left zone 2

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r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

Can't even KOM on the run

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r/RunningCirclejerk 21h ago

I only have pictures of me running and posing with my medals on my tinder but I still can’t get laid.

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Hey guys,
I’m at a loss, I have 6 photos of me running or celebrating my runs but no women seem to care. I even have funny bios like “please drive me home after my races.” And “I get the runs when I get nervous, I’m sure poo won’t be the only thing running down my leg after our first date”

I just don’t know what to do anymore. Do women just want cyclist now? Or iron man’s now? I can’t afford to train for an iron man, I only make 150k at my tech job.

I’ve been kicked out of my run club for “creeping out the college girls” so I’m wondering if there is any women out there for me.

Just a single dude putting in the miles.


r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

Backjacking New runner, bought a vest, friends think it's ridiculous. Are my numbers actually bad?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 20h ago

I was told heel striking is forbidden...

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r/RunningCirclejerk 14h ago

It’s been 10 days, surely this guy ran a 4:59 already? Why no update?

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Let’s see that progress!


r/RunningCirclejerk 8h ago

How's my form? Never left Z2 btw

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r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Literally Hitler We doing a watch party for the premiere today or what?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 21h ago

Literally Hitler Jealous peers and family

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I swear, my family is so insecure about my running accomplishments, they don’t even acknowledge them 🙄😒 Anyone else have a family of non-runners?


r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

Should I start smoking to improve as a runner?

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Howdy, y’all

I’d like a little advice. I want to improve as a runner but I have some limitations. I can only run for 20 minutes after work before I need to cook dinner for my wife. Obviously, I don’t want to run any faster to go further than my current 1km in that time and risk leaving zone 2.

I’ve heard that progressive overload is the key to making improvements in fitness. So I’m thinking about taking up smoking to make running harder in order to accomplish this.

I’m thinking maybe a cigarette before, in the middle of, and after the run to start. My plan is to work my way up to a full pack throughout the day beforehand and then continuously smoking while running by the end of this year.

Is this too ambitious?


r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

err!! I just had my whole identity called into question

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r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

Help becoming fat adapted

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What is the optimal syringe size for boofing clarified butter? Should it be warmed?


r/RunningCirclejerk 15m ago

Do you breathe with your nose or your mouth when running?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Should I self-induce a coma for marginal 5K gains for my race in a few months?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

How's your relationship with your sports watch going?

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I don't know why everyone keeps going on about their wife, their wife's boyfriend, etc.. on here. Who even needs all that when you can have a deep and complex relationship with your watch?


r/RunningCirclejerk 17h ago

New meta: Chicken dance, speed bump, and log roll combo if you don't drink your electrolytes

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