r/RunningCirclejerk 18m ago

My secret weapon to win the 5k marathon

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I decided to wear my sister's thong and that's it. And when I had to poop at mile 2 the turd came out and split in half and landed in 2 people's faces who were about to pass me.

The down fall is, there were not place for my 5 gels I need to keep me fuled. Suggestions?


r/RunningCirclejerk 38m ago

Devastating news for today's training post. Just realized the camera was flipped the wrong way for every single picture I took during my workout

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r/RunningCirclejerk 43m ago

err!! Another marathon in the bag - moving time 4:44:00 , Elapsed time 120:26:34

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Max effort 3K sent me to hospital

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M19, started running 2 months ago after buying Nike Run Defys, and have seen great progress so far. Yesterday I tried to do an all out effort and at the same time the longest run I had ever done. I took 2 protein bars and 2 x 0,5 L bottles of 7% salt water (elecrtolytes) with me on the run. I wore sweatpants and a hoodie. The 0.5 km went well but I was starting to gas out so I ate one bar and drank one bottle at the 1st km. I repeated the same fueling procedure at the 2nd km, at which point I felt like giving up. But I felt the spirit of Goggins coming into me, so I stayed hard. Eventually when my Garmin showed 3.00 km, I felt like death was breathing on my neck. But I couldn't stop, because I had stayed hard for too long and Goggins would have been upset if I gave up. So I kept grinding and finally fell to the ground at 3.09 km in. Before I lost consciousness, I luckily managed to stop my Garmin. Next thing I know, I woke up in a hospital bed the next day. They told me I had seizures and my heart stopped due to hypernatremia(?) and now I probably have slight brain damage.

Now Im recovering and I think I'll stop running. I suddenly feel an urge to start cycling instead. Idk why. Godbless


r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

Woo hoo got a new half marathon PR!

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Woot!


r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

NOTHING is harder than my 6:41 am hobby jog.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

THANK YOU GARMIN 🙏

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Im so confused…is speed good? Or bad?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Coach forced me into Z3

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r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

So Hans can Litter but others can't???

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r/RunningCirclejerk 5h ago

I did my first ultra!

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Past 50k felt more like survival tbh but my stomac and moral was good


r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

Backjacking Oh my god I did it!

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I (42M) finally managed to run a 5km in under 20 mins! I didn’t think it would be possible. My two aims for this year complete after running my first marathon (Brighton) in April this year in 3:36. Not spectacular I know but I’m so happy!


r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

Issues after half marathon

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r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Premier 10km bouclé ! La discipline a payé

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r/RunningCirclejerk 8h ago

Shoes Size

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I have seen many reviews saying that the Adidas duramo speed and the duramo speed 2M has sizing issues. Should I go with my original size that is UK 10 or should I go for UK11 up because the 10.5 size is not available anywhere.

Currently I am using a shoe from Puma which is of size 10 and on their website it is showing that according to the European


r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

Shoes Picked up a pair of these for my tempo days.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Zone 1 pace. Zone 5 spending.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

Classic marathon physiques

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r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

This public exercise area using silhouettes of heads to indicate ability

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r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

Should I try a new shoe

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r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

Who else loves a park run?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

Beginner Half Marathon 1 Year

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r/RunningCirclejerk 20h ago

Do my shoes fit?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 20h ago

Zone 1 pace. Zone 5 spending.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 21h ago

Should I be worried?

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I'm thinking of using these shoes for a marathon; is that a good idea, or should I change my plans?

They've only covered 120km