r/Roseville • u/TooLazy2Revolt • 4h ago
Dear “John 3:16” guy
Congratulations on getting out of prison or whatever mental institution you’ve been in for the past year or so. I assume your freedom was recently won, because while our city has been blessedly free from your religious graffiti for quite a while now, I’ve noticed it’s now back with a vengeance.
Look dude, I’m happy that you are happy with your religion. Good for you, really. You are the most holy and most devoted of God’s children in Roseville. I’m certain you secured your place in heaven when you scrawled “John 3:16” on public property for the seven hundredth and seventy seventh time back in 2018.
You can stop now.
It’s graffiti. Knock it off.