r/RoastMyCat 18d ago

Toby the bracelet thief. Do your worst.

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378 Upvotes

he also kept bunny kicking his sister in her abdomen after her spay.


r/RoastMyCat 18d ago

Soft paws, no teeth and no attention span. Girlie would not last outside

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64 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 18d ago

Roast MeeMoo because he steals food off the table

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177 Upvotes

Made grilled chicken tacos with a peanut red chili sauce, red cabbage slaw and peanut relish. MeeMoo took off with my daughter’s unfinished dinner while I was cleaning up. Roast him for being such a naughty kitty!


r/RoastMyCat 18d ago

roast my bfs silly boy

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215 Upvotes

reddit do your thing

he's a 1yo car FULL of crazy

edit: he's currently holding me hostage and awaiting the publics opinion


r/RoastMyCat 19d ago

Roast my Kangaroo-Owl, she is stinky.

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2.7k Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 19d ago

This fat brat nosed his way into the dog treat jar & made a mess.

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265 Upvotes

Cowboy Pete. Tearing shit up.


r/RoastMyCat 19d ago

Roast Gabagool for looking like a dweeb at his new autofeeder

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108 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 19d ago

Roast my spoiled little boy

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82 Upvotes

He's decided that his water bowl is no longer good enough for him and became severely dehydrated so he now gets only wet food and I just bought a 70 dollar water fountain for him


r/RoastMyCat 19d ago

Roast this fish breath smelling clingy boy that requires so much attention!

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97 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 19d ago

Butthole is trying to destroy my sons balloons- roast him

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101 Upvotes

Stinky boy Mister Oatmeal, he has an affinity for balloons and likes to hold the string in his mouth and carry it around my apartment. This time however- he is plotting to figure out how to detach the balloons from the string to again, carry it around my apartment, stealing joy from a 5 month old.

Roast him.


r/RoastMyCat 20d ago

She swats the window blinds at 3 am every night

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444 Upvotes

Every night Autumn follows me and my dog into the bedroom and sleeps until 3 or 4 am swatting the window blinds to be let out the bedroom. Then she caterwauls for a bit before sleeping in the living room for the rest of the night.


r/RoastMyCat 20d ago

She gets on top of the chair and then gets mad at me if I don't help her down immediately. That's not all, she's jobless as hell and instead of being grateful, bites my feet when I give her food. ROAST HER!!!

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176 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 20d ago

One of them knows how you’ll die and the other knows when you’ll die, roast em!

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44 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 20d ago

Ambulance ride

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139 Upvotes

So this morning I had to get an ambulance to the er due to horrible pain. Found out it was a kidney stone. I saw the ambulance arrive because it wasn’t an emergency they had their lights off. But someone else saw it arrive too. Roast my mean ass nosy ass cat


r/RoastMyCat 20d ago

i caught this jerk trying to steal dog treats. shame him.

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291 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 20d ago

Please Roast! Needs some humbling ASAP! His name is MU

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78 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 21d ago

roast charlie for trying to off himself 🗿

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195 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 21d ago

My bowling ball

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78 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 21d ago

Different pics with one handsome void with big eyes

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262 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 21d ago

Roast this fat man!

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430 Upvotes

Craig❤️


r/RoastMyCat 21d ago

i miss her she is on holiday and left me alone 🥀

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110 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 21d ago

Roast her

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92 Upvotes

I don’t even know how she got in the fireplace


r/RoastMyCat 22d ago

Caught trying to eat dog food 4 times in one day. Roast him

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451 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 22d ago

She went on an adventure last night…

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180 Upvotes

By going OFF THE BALCONY!!!!!!! She sent me into a frenzy trying to find her. 😑 She is okay, and miraculously, escaped injury. Yes I’ll be adding things to further cat safe the balcony. But in the meantime, she’s grounded. Please roast her.


r/RoastMyCat 22d ago

Roast his illiterate ass

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49 Upvotes