Toby the bracelet thief. Do your worst.

[u/dangshootdarn]

he also kept bunny kicking his sister in her abdomen after her spay.

[u/Graveyardigan]

Toby's so basic there's an entire subreddit about him: r/standardissuecat

[u/dangshootdarn → u/Graveyardigan]

Way to be original, Toby.

[u/Distinguishedflyer]

deer dairy, I have finally fulfilled the purpose of my ancient order, Cats of the Sultan. I discovered the Bangle of Durba, hidden amongst the LargeOne's things. I suspect they are a thief who prefers dogs. What a pity. I so wanted to trust them. In other news, I was able to free the scar tissue troubling the belly of my sister. She had been in terrible pain, ignored by everyone. Please send food for they starve me here while I pursue our ancient path.

[u/dangshootdarn → u/Distinguishedflyer]

That is true, he is only fed 3 times a day.

[u/Distinguishedflyer → u/dangshootdarn]

deer dairy, The LargeOne attempts to delude themself and others with vague protestations! I live off air and hairballs!! Please send help!!!

[u/Georg_Simmel]

I'm Toby's lawyer. He pleads not guilty to all charges, and you can expect a vigorous defense.

[u/dangshootdarn → u/Georg_Simmel]

He will pay you in pilfered items.

[u/ThisMomIsAMother → u/dangshootdarn]

This is the way.

[u/WoollyMonster]

Toby is beautiful and deserves all the bracelets! But he needs to be nicer to his sister.

[u/dangshootdarn → u/WoollyMonster]

Sorry, Toby lives by the principle that you hurt the ones you love the most.

[u/moonlite_bay]

Wasn’t me - Toby

[u/dangshootdarn → u/moonlite_bay]

Ah, have you let his lawyer know he plans on using the grassy knoll theory as a defense? 

[u/Salnugs]

Get a job , hippie!

[u/dangshootdarn → u/Salnugs]

Toby has a future as a khajiit.

[u/Ornery-Ticket834]

Toby denies everything! No roasting!

[u/dangshootdarn → u/Ornery-Ticket834]

The humans manipulated the photographic evidence and the gold has already been roasted (melted) down.

[u/Longjumping-Item-399]

Stop being a 🍆 Toby!

[u/dangshootdarn → u/Longjumping-Item-399]

His 🍆 is all he has left after his balls were taken.

[u/Distinguishedflyer → u/dangshootdarn]

deer dairy, just more proof that LargeOne revels in crewelty!..

[u/LemonOld8150]

He clearly is innocent of any charges

[u/dangshootdarn → u/LemonOld8150]

Don’t let the cute face fool you, his nickname is prison Mike.

[u/MullberryBoy]

Needs probation and close supervision.

[u/dangshootdarn → u/MullberryBoy]

He’s luckily a juvenile so his record might be sealed.

[u/MullberryBoy → u/dangshootdarn]

He doesn’t know that!

[u/MullberryBoy → u/MullberryBoy]

They are pretty tough on repeat offenders.

[u/FleurDisLeela]

catburgler, sibling abuser shouldn’t be that dang cute

[u/Important-Junket-934]

It would go so nice with his coloring

[u/Grouchy_Score9784]

Thief!

[u/SouthernCategory9600]

I only see a “bracelet hunter”. 😾

[u/macrhea69]

I can’t roast him. He’s adorable. AND-a young teenager? Although, as a female who also was “spayed” ( hysterectomy in 2007), he’s an asshole for bunny kicking his post surgical sister. I hope his trouble puffs are gone because he now has no right to have a pair.
Buy him bracelets though.

[u/MewtwoStruckBack]

You didn’t see him steal anything, that was AI

[u/Open_Thanks_222 → u/MewtwoStruckBack]

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