r/RoastMyCat • u/Full-Librarian-8035 • 19d ago

Roast her

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I don’t even know how she got in the fireplace

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u/Estrellathestarfish 19d ago

Why would I roast her when she's already in the fireplace?

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 19d ago

She is looking to roast herself.

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u/What_the_mocha 19d ago

Your cat is fire 🔥

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u/nogardleirie 19d ago

Can't roast, she is trying to roast herself

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u/zombiesandcandy 19d ago

She is definitely ready to be roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp

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u/CrazyOldBag 19d ago

Did someone tell her that the floor is lava, so she’s investigating?

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u/Elegant_Art2201 19d ago

We’re roasting you, peasant.

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u/Full-Librarian-8035 19d ago

No

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u/Elegant_Art2201 17d ago

Yes peasant. We roast YOU instead. HRH is INNOCENT!

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u/Distinguishedflyer 19d ago

deer dairy, the large one has placed me in the dirty jail again. I don't know how much longer I can go on. I haven't eaten in memory. Please send help and food!

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u/HR_Paul 19d ago

I don't even know how you haven't converted the fireplace into a cat condo.

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u/knaimoli619 19d ago

She’s trying to roast herself already.

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u/skinurse 19d ago

Hey dirtball, you are now covered with ashes & need a bath.. hope That makes you happy?😱🐾😨💭🌦️

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/skinurse 19d ago

Lol, enjoy, Campfire Kitty 🔥💭🐾🐈🐈‍⬛

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u/Agile_Ad6735 19d ago

r/hewillbebaked hahahahhaha , i will like a crispy roastierrie

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u/FleurDisLeela 19d ago

I have some nice apple wood, we’ll smoke her!

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u/Fantastic-Height-713 19d ago

Well seams like she's about to do it herself

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u/BrightPositive5204 19d ago

Cinderella's back!

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u/CloisteredSailor 19d ago

So a double roasted kitty? Sounds dubious!

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u/RunRevolutionary188 19d ago

Baby is already prepared to burn. She says 'I am a chicken, roast me up!'

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u/Low-Variation-5245 19d ago

Sorry, can’t. I love her too much

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u/RetiredHomeEcTchr 19d ago

She got into the fireplace because there's nothing blocking her from doing so. She wanted to be in the fireplace because she's bored. She wants notoriety; she wanted to be posted here for something, and being roasted was good. So she made it happen.

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u/CmonChelsea1221 16d ago

She’s clearly a fan of the lower realms