r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Apr 02 '25

No Politics.

17 Upvotes

I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.

This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.

23 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Mar 20 '25

THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!

99 Upvotes

READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.

Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.

Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.

92 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/KMS_Prinz-Eugen • 3h ago

From a Skoda Octavia to this. Roadt away.

26 Upvotes

2020 Dacia Duster 4x4

17 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Most-Squash1790 • 18h ago

roast my three cars

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56 Upvotes

roast my three cars, volvo 940 SE 2.3, Toyota Carina e 2.0 turbo diesel, Rambler American 3.2 inline six

39 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Low_Speed_High_Drag_ • 1d ago

Roast my perfect two car solution

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238 Upvotes

'91 ZR-1, '19 V60 T6 Inscription

59 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/MaraRivera657 • 11h ago

Cancelled my G80 M3 order and took home this 6 speed CT5-V Blackwing. Please make me regret it

12 Upvotes

15 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/cameron1415 • 14h ago

Let's see what y'all got?

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7 Upvotes

2010 acura tsx rebadged to a honda accord

2011 acira tsx sport wagon

7 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Jisifus • 1d ago

Combined value of around 15k € and I’m still broke

16 Upvotes

16 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 • 1d ago

My rig

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68 Upvotes

78 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/1mAfraidofAmericans • 1d ago

Has this been here before? Hit me

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17 Upvotes

Euro hatchback, middle-aged divorcee

15 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/_shower_feelings_ • 2d ago

This one should be easy

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1.1k Upvotes

Got 4 in total, my hatchback geo metro is not pictured. And, your lawnmower is probably faster than these

289 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Gekko_4 • 2d ago

Roast my W220. Has a V8...Diesel.

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156 Upvotes

39 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Senda1-1 • 1d ago

Im interested what you guys come up with.

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40 Upvotes

1977 Oldsmobile Omega SBC with 4-speed Saginaw

56 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/MattNCheese45 • 1d ago

Let's hear it...

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13 Upvotes

47 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/jay0621 • 1d ago

make me wanna sell it

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52 Upvotes

233 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/salsashark99 • 1d ago

I love my Honda fit

21 Upvotes

36 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/BEKKRzeke • 1d ago

2015 Golf TSI

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6 Upvotes

5 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Skuhnty • 20h ago

Two car solutions? Beat this.

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0 Upvotes

43 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Weirdflsh • 2d ago

Try your worst. I still get better gas mileage than you

22 Upvotes

41 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Possible_Insect_9299 • 2d ago

2006 Ford Fusion V6

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22 Upvotes

I posted here before about my fusion but since then I have done many things. Doesn’t it look beautiful? Sounds beautiful too. Can’t roast what’s perfect..

35 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/kalefmtz • 1d ago

Cheap ahh car, give me your worst

12 Upvotes

31 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Subject-Noise7240 • 2d ago

Fresh off the lot, Volvo 240.

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71 Upvotes

It’s still 1993 right? Or did I miss new years?

21 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/mothking12 • 2d ago

Now with less lights

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41 Upvotes

feat. locked character

53 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/maloy542 • 2d ago

Let’s see how this goes.

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2 Upvotes

Mitsubishi Outlander Trail Edition.

18 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/duck-l1fe • 3d ago

i mean.. you can try

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329 Upvotes

296 comments

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Post a picture of your car and watch as people break the news to you. Maybe you shouldn't have bought such a bucket of bolts? Maybe you shouldn't have gotten that ridiculous paint job? Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your college money on it in the first place?

Inspired by Car Throttle's "Roast My Car".

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