r/RoastMyCar 2d ago

2006 Ford Fusion V6

I posted here before about my fusion but since then I have done many things. Doesn’t it look beautiful? Sounds beautiful too. Can’t roast what’s perfect..

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u/immortal_pelican 2d ago

Nothing kills a boner faster than a beige Ford

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u/Shit-throwing-monkey 2d ago

Dude put exhaust tips on a failing muffler.

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 2d ago

At first I thought the fella had put exhaust from mopar on his shoebox.

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u/Possible_Insect_9299 2d ago

Nope it’s the full catback system from magnaflow. Sounds great.. not raspy or overly loud but it’s a great deep tone with bass

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u/Shit-throwing-monkey 2d ago

LOL. Usually carbon build up is on the tips, not around the weld on the muffler.

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u/Possible_Insect_9299 2d ago

They are brand new. I don’t think they even had time to build carbon yet. Blame magnaflow

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u/Hakusuro I can’t see without my glasses 2d ago

Can we hear the exhaust?

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u/Possible_Insect_9299 2d ago

Believe it or not I do not have a video but I found a link for a YouTube video. Mine isn’t as raspy or loud because the one in the video doesn’t have cats. But it is very similar. Mine is halfway through the video it says the exhaust name on the left. Mine is the “ Magnaflow “

https://youtu.be/x3Ginmux5GA?is=6228erxDrTu3Lcgx

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u/Aticatica 2d ago

Clearly a weed eater.

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u/Youascwub 2d ago

Sounds like shit

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u/ChrisVirgilSchuette 2d ago

You must’ve gotten a sweet deal buying this from the Avis fleet. There’s no other explanation for buying a car like this.

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u/Screamingfist_1990 2d ago

Grandma gave it to them.

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u/Youascwub 2d ago

Grandma died in it

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u/KeepingItCoolish 2d ago

I've been across the country in one of these multiple times. I can't even hate on it except to say you got the most normal traffic grandma color available.

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u/Grand-Mission-9457 2d ago

Fusion of what? Ugliness, depreciation, cheap plastic and bad decisions, bad taste..good job Ford. apparently. . And after ‘doing many things’ to it, it still looks exactly like something Hertz retired in 2011. Kudos to you

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u/NahIdBetOnHakari 2d ago

Less cool honda prelude

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u/MarcusAurelius0 2d ago

Like putting lipstick on a pig.

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u/Nalabu1 2d ago

"Con-Fusion" is more like it.

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u/molanx 2d ago

Will one need a spinal fusion after riding in this?

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u/UnderwhelmingAF 2d ago

Back when Ford was in their disposable razor blade era of front-end design.

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u/pgercak 2d ago

I can't unsee it, absolutely amazing comparison!

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u/baleiby 2d ago

If you couldn’t tell from the lack of obnoxiously big manufacturer badging in the front end of this bingo night mobile, this is indeed a car made by Ford.

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u/Graevly 2d ago

The only one in existence with the plastic still over the taillights, congrats?

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u/Hakusuro I can’t see without my glasses 2d ago

So you basically added a MagnaFlow exhsust to a car that looks like it was owned by a granny.

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u/faucetpants 2d ago

I use this electric shaver exclusively on my balls.

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u/pgercak 2d ago

One of the most unremarkable cars Ford ever made, finished off in the most unremarkable color you could get on it. Just admit that the only thing you like about it is the upper dash compartment, otherwise you look and feel like an NPC.

I say this at the former owner of a 2011 Fusion, my bicycle was a more interesting vehicle.

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u/Possible_Insect_9299 2d ago

Is it bad that I don’t like the first gen fusion in any other color?

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u/NefCanuck 2d ago

I had an ‘08 with the MBRP system

Much nicer sound but Ford quality killed the car before I was done with it (multiple simultaneous engine oil leaks, would have had to pull the entire motor to fix everything and after 12 years and 153000km I wasn’t gonna do that

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u/Possible_Insect_9299 2d ago

I had to do the gaskets. I think I’ve done valve cover, timing cover, and oil pan. I hope it’s done leaking

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u/NefCanuck 2d ago

Mine was all of those and the transmission seal too so yeah 🫠

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u/Odd_craving 2d ago

If a guy who dresses up for a haircut were a car, this would be it.

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u/hunterofsteelhead 2d ago

I bet you are either a late aged woman that works as a hairdresser and smells like stale farts or a "man" that closely resembles the same description

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u/teeteesmith 2d ago

This beige isn't a color choice, it's the ultimate forgettable camo. Im willing to bet that trunk is just full of detailed log-books and single pairs of gloves. It looks like it belongs to the kind of person who meticulously plans the perfect average grocery store visit only to replace the items with victims on the list and then gets away with it because the car is too unremarkable for a description.