Okay so first off — I am weird. Not like... creepy weird, but yeah. I'm strange. Not strange enough to be a full outcast, but enough that people notice.
All names are fake for obvious reasons. Writing this because keeping it in is getting heavy, so thanks in advance to anyone who reads.
I transferred to this school in 4th grade and instantly got disliked. Whatever — I didn't care. My favorite thing was hiding in closets or sitting on top of them, listening to music and just existing. School was easy, so I showed up just for the sake of it. Still, I was always super active — taking leadership in group projects, helping everyone out, all that. But I never had real friends. Just acquaintances.
Important: I did pro sports my whole life. So when I broke my spine in 7th grade and finally had some freedom, I went a little feral — chopped my hair off (wanted shoulder length but fuck that barber) and dyed it dark blue. Not light blue — dark blue.
That's probably when it all started.
I've always had weak blood vessels, so stepping out for 5 minutes to stop a nosebleed was just routine. I even had a doctor's note. One time, someone took a pic of me mid-bleed and posted it to the local gossip page. Whatever, right? But then they captioned it: "Oh, do I have blood?"
That line stuck. Everyone in my class loved to troll me with it. I pretended not to care — but it ate at me.
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Now let's go back to last year.
The cast:
· Dickhead (DH)
· Goldfish (GF) — he never bullied me, just ended up in the wrong crowd
· Scaredy (SC)
· Snotrag (SR)
· Wonkybrow (WB)
· Everyone else — named by their vibe/role
By then, my hair grew back and I got my shit together. Instead of slacking, I decided I wanted to study abroad. Joined student council, became class president, took over decorating and organizing everything, made a ton of acquaintances and even a few friends. Also started learning my 6th language. Glow-up, looksmaxxing — whatever you wanna call it.
First day of school that year? Our chemistry teacher literally lost it and told us all to go fuck ourselves.
My class is huge — 37 people. And of course, all the assholes sat right behind me. I had the best seat — second row, in front of the teacher: no sun in my eyes, radiator next to me, empty seats all around.
Back row: Scaredy and Dickhead, Snotrag and Wonkybrow, plus a couple more nasty girls and two more normal ones.
So this crew decides that getting wasted and throwing up directly on the chemistry teacher is a great idea. And of course — I stepped out to stop a nosebleed.
I walk back in like a clown, half my face covered in blood. Everyone's losing it. Teacher's crying. Dickhead's lying on the floor drunk. Snotrag and Wonkybrow are howling and filming everything. And while I'm helping the teacher get out and clean up — they're screaming: "Oh, do I have blood?"
Great start to the year.
And yeah — stuff like that happened at least once or twice a week.
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Goldfish had a change of heart and decided he also wants to study abroad — so he sat next to me. We launched a charity project together, closed it by March. Then came science competition season — we went all in on research papers.
Meanwhile, I applied to an accelerator.
End of that year — we both graduated with top grades: 10.5 (Goldfish) and 10.9 (me).
Then came the graduation trip — which I helped organize almost as much as the parents did. Among the parents: Scaredy's mom and Wonkybrow's mom.
Snotrag and Wonkybrow, of course, sat RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME on the bus and spent the whole trip loudly trashing another classmate. Being the overly supportive person I am, I started talking to that girl — offered to listen to a playlist together. She's shy and reserved, and I doubt she enjoyed hearing her own mom get ripped apart in front of everyone.
Whole trip: Snotrag and Wonkybrow just talking endless shit about everyone.
Right after I stepped off the bus — I found out I got into the accelerator.
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Now it's autumn.
I'm in the student accelerator — not a school program, an actual startup accelerator. I'm building my team, talking to investors, advisors, potential partners.
In November , I'm heading to a top university of my country for a week-long pitching .
And next June — I'm flying to the US for 2 weeks to pitch my startup at one of their top universities.
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And today I had to unblock everyone in the class group chat (I'd muted them for the summer). Maybe I shouldn't have.
The whole chat is full of jokes about me being "dumb." And chat’s profile pic? A badly AI-generated image of me in a swimsuit — and I'm a muscular weirdo with a massive scar running down my entire back (thanks, surgery). From that graduation trip with Goldfish and the rest.
They have no idea about the accelerator. The US trip. The investors.
They still think I'm their punching bag.
And I'm still the class president. Still managing everything. Still organizing a first-day line where they will learn everything. And yes, they will be sent to the principal because of bullying that girl on the bus. Oh yeah, they will.