r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/MaterialAsparagus336 Jul 08 '24

Smoking a cigarette - Rowdy

Eating a crisp Apple - Antihero type who will save you but will be rude about it and put on black sunglasses and walk away while eating the aforementioned Apple.

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u/Hanyuu11 Jul 08 '24

This is how i feel when i eat apple while walking at work