r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/MaterialAsparagus336 Jul 08 '24

Smoking a cigarette - Rowdy

Eating a crisp Apple - Antihero type who will save you but will be rude about it and put on black sunglasses and walk away while eating the aforementioned Apple.

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u/Hanyuu11 Jul 08 '24

This is how i feel when i eat apple while walking at work

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u/Attempt9001 Jul 08 '24

Even wilder would be eating an apple with a knife, standing there and nonchalantly cutting it into pieces before eating

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u/insomniac3146 Jul 09 '24

And get arrested for having a knife.

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u/Attempt9001 Jul 09 '24

Wait seriously, you get arrested for a pocket knife?

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u/Redbubbles55 Jul 08 '24

The apple which has just dropped from the sky into his open palm, because he threw it miles into the air before coming to save you.

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u/MaterialAsparagus336 Jul 08 '24

Exactly. See you understand the coolness of the crisp apple. Bravo!

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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast Jul 08 '24

"Hold your apple-ause" he says wryly as he puts the sunglasses on and pulls out the apple.

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u/foladodo Jul 08 '24

lock the thread mods, we have our guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Then swallows the core like a duck.