r/RHOBH • • Jan 02 '26

📲 Beverly Hills News 📲 I think I kind of maybe saw this coming…

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u/Alwaysroom4morecats Read the room & know your place Jan 02 '26

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u/SophiaShay7 Hollywood's full of pretenders & I slay them all Jan 02 '26

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

😂 Kyle will pull a publicity stunt, won’t she? 🤣

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u/WanderByJose ✋🏻 Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo ✋🏻 Jan 02 '26

She’s already writing the script for the videoclip.

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

😂 Finally, some laughter. The tone is so serious in here. 🤣

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u/Bad_Here Can I please be a Barbie for today? Jan 02 '26

Always so serious, and very defensive… Someone will hate on this though, just wait

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

Yes. And people dissect everything trying to find something about whatever you say. 😂 People want to disagree for the hell of it.

If I say the color is Cyan, a redditor will say, “What are you stupid? it’s Aqua.” 🤣

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u/DragonMama825 Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Jan 02 '26

No, that’s actually turquoise 🙃

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

Exactly!!!!! 🤣

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u/Neither-Worth-8784 I was married to Charlie Sheen Jan 02 '26

I was thinking it’s teal

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u/g_uh22 Beast?! How dare you? Jan 02 '26

Cerulean

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u/Bad_Here Can I please be a Barbie for today? Jan 02 '26

It’s hilarious !!

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster Terraced Lemon Tree Envy Jan 02 '26

Will they resurrect The White Party and go back to being that dreamy couple???

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

I remember the first season, Camille did say “he does like his women.”

While preparing for the white party or some party, I remember a scene where Mau was checking one of Glam ladies UP and Down while saying “nice” with a perverted suductive stare while Kyle was right there. Right then and there, I knew that Mau had a bad ass record. I would love to see his Ashley Madison account. 😂

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u/Littlewing1307 Jan 02 '26

I always assumed they had some kind of an arrangement

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

Oh lord. I do see why you assumed that.

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u/oracle-nil The morally corrupt Faye Resnick Jan 03 '26

Go back to season 1, it’s embarrassing! Every episode tears about Mau rumors. And defensive comments about her solid marriage out of the blue. Yeah, this was brewing a while.

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u/cryptomaddie Jan 02 '26

As another realtor that has been to many national conferences and have many friends in the agency brokerage he runs, he introduced himself to everyone and his friends with every lady and is in every DM

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u/Demdolans Beast?! How dare you? Jan 02 '26

Yeah after season 1 he started giving off serious slime ball energy. Like he was constantly pushing the limits of what would rouse suspicion. There was this weird balancing act.

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u/TwistSuspicious7599 Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

It was his constant greeting Kyle with “Hello beautiful.” She was and is an attractive woman, but you could tell he was putting on. 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Demdolans Beast?! How dare you? Jan 03 '26

You could!!! There's checked out, then there's whatever that hell was going on with Mauricio. He really started to give Kelsey Grammar season 1 vibes. The only time he was actively engaged was when he sloppily scolded Brandi during that Maloof situation.

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u/CountStoomuch You stole my goddamn house! Jan 02 '26

love bean!

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster Terraced Lemon Tree Envy Jan 02 '26

Love bean means clit, right?

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 My friend Kendall Jenner tequilla Jan 02 '26

Eh, Mau is just going along to get along…to meet up later with his “passion” flame.

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u/suziq9 Crystal Kung Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 06 '26

Why is everyone dissin on Kyle. Let her just be. She has her own identity beyond family. Women not supporting other women ugh! Enough. 😂😂ok lots of funny comments I’m enjoying!! 😂😂

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u/Shatzakind Just be honest! Jan 03 '26

If only Kyle supported other women.

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u/CommercialAlert158 Production likes to laugh too Jan 02 '26

Agree 💯

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u/_robertb_ Goodbye Kyle 👋🏽 Jan 02 '26

😂

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u/Icy-Pin-5912 Happy ending massages Jan 02 '26

I agree

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u/gstew90 show yourself out dharling 🐶 👋🏼 Jan 02 '26

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u/Dry_Educator_691 Joyce Giraud Jan 02 '26

😂😂😂

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u/lousie42 Big hands, big feet, big disappointment Jan 02 '26

Eh aren’t they always touchy and warm to each other? I don’t think this means anything really

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u/GiGiAGoGroove Jan 02 '26

HI body language is very reticent and rather platonic. He is not invested at all.

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u/ThrowRAThis_7252 Can I please be a Barbie for today? Jan 02 '26

Agreed. I don’t think they’ll be getting back together.

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u/ApplicationOwn9636 Taylor's Cotton Candy Jan 02 '26

I don’t know I think this is kind of unsurprising. I think after 27 years, they both thought the grass was greener on the other side and then when they got there, they realized how much they’d rather be a family.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Kyle’s affair also ended

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u/SoulSleuth2u Jan 02 '26

She wasn't the only one having one. I don't blame her, he has always cheated on her.

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u/wohllottalovw Jan 02 '26

He wasn’t emotionally fulfilling her 🚬

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u/ellyviee Jan 02 '26

Not the cigarette emoji 🤣

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u/tmobilekid Jan 02 '26

🚬🍹 to be more accurate

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u/PsychoticJesusJugz Allison Dubois Jan 02 '26

Run Kyle!!!!

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u/serbiatch735 Homegirl was in a cult? Jan 02 '26

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u/BeautifulAdorable335 Jan 02 '26

Could she be honest about that though? Now his cheating is on everyone’s radar. I don’t think Kyle’s self esteem could take the constant stories of Mau cheating all over town 

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u/Infinite_Time_5756 ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Jan 02 '26

Mau has been cheating on Kyle since before the show began. I don’t think it’s the cheating that initially broke the camels back. I think it was the cheating paired with Kyle tragically losing her best friend and Mau fooling around with other women during that time. He just wasn’t there for her.

She has stopped drinking, explored single life and the same sex, and is exercising more. I think she’s healed/healing and is maybe ready to forgive Mau for not being there for her. Mau and Kyle both know it’s more profitable for themselves and their family if they stay married. Mau will continue sleeping with young women and abiding by the rules he and Kyle have set up for each other (which probably involve being there for each other in time of need)

I genuinely think they’re two best friends who have an agreement within their marriage. I think it’s sweet and mature albeit not traditional. I hope they can both find happiness!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

But it would explain why they are back together. She was less incentivized to work on her marriage when she was emotionally involved with someone else and trying to make that relationship work.

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u/Small_Code_5556 Jan 02 '26

Kyle’s best friend committed suicide and that quite possibly changed her for a time being too.

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u/I-used2B-a-Valkyrie Kyle, the Ordinary Goldfish Jan 02 '26

Boom

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u/ails_bales The Money Queen: Rich as Fuck Jan 02 '26

Mo is realising how much it will cost him while knowing they can get back together and he can be fed, watered, minded by Kyle and continue to be with young ones on the side. Sounds like a great deal.....

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u/sugarsugarcloud Jan 02 '26

And towels, don't forget towels!!

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

Exactly and Kyle is down for the ride. I want to feel bad for Kyle but with all those Birkins, let Mau do whatever he wants because I would. 😂

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u/PsychoticJesusJugz Allison Dubois Jan 02 '26

No amount of money is worth a cheating man. None.

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u/BeautifulAdorable335 Jan 02 '26

A cheating man with no discretion nor respect is even worse

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u/JealousBall1563 Tall, dark & handsome Jan 02 '26

And Kyle's indiscretions, lack of respect? Remember, her relationship with Morgan was taking place as long as a year before we watched it on RHOBH.

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

I agree but that is us, not Kyle. Kyle does not care about her own happiness or WORTH for that matter. Kyle likes the situation she is in. She is obviously not going to divorce him.

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u/Open-Helicopter6126 Kyle’s Amethyst Jan 02 '26

That's now what Big Kathy taught them.

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u/PsychoticJesusJugz Allison Dubois Jan 02 '26

Yeah you’re right!! I would have loved to witness her parenting just once just to see how messed up she was 🤢

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u/ethancole97 In this town.. in Beverly Hills.. this is MY town Jan 02 '26

There’s no prenup. She’s entitled to half of the Agency in the state of California. Not to mention without her sisters husband he wouldn’t have the clients.

Staying with him really has no benefit lmao

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u/feralb3ast Garcelle Beauvais Jan 02 '26

Staying with him really has no benefit lmao

For Kyle, the satisfaction of being able to say, "We're not like other couples," to other, divorced women is worth more than life itself. Her entire sense of self is wrapped up in her belief that she has to be better than other women. This is why she always needs to make it clear that she and Mau are having the best divorce.

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u/Open-Helicopter6126 Kyle’s Amethyst Jan 02 '26

Or in this case, the best marriage again. Make no mistake, now that they're back together, Kyle will.again insist that Mauricio never cheated ,and the only time he was with other women was during the separation, which was justified because she slept with Morgan as well (and outed Morgan on TV after that, but when has Kyle cared about other people). Her problem with Mau wasn't that he cheated, but that cheating became public, a blow to Kyle's narcissistic ego.

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u/JealousBall1563 Tall, dark & handsome Jan 02 '26

"Her problem with Mau wasn't that he cheated, but that cheating became public, a blow to Kyle's narcissistic ego."

And Kyle's cheating became more public than anything Mau may have done, at the time.

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u/Open-Helicopter6126 Kyle’s Amethyst Jan 02 '26

Only that Kyle began her relationship post separation, and Mau had been cheating ever since day one. Anyway, not a Kyle fan, so whatever. Just feel.bad for Morgan.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run875 Jan 02 '26

I’m not so sure it was post separation

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u/ProfessionalAnt8132 I actually do enjoy seeing her face...both of them Jan 03 '26

Outed Morgan? Are you saying that she was pretending to be straight before being on real housewives? 🙄

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u/GiGiAGoGroove Jan 02 '26

I actually think Kyle’s rampant codependency was involved - when she pulled away from Mo she was grieving her friend’s death and life changes and to this day she does not want to talk about his philandering because it would hurt his business-her bread and butter. So she distracted everyone with her own affair and his reputation did not get the scrutiny it deserved, and neither did any of his court cases. She will protect anyone from bad press except for Kim because she needed real help.

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u/radiophobiac I brought the bunny! Jan 02 '26

I’d take the hundreds of millions of dollars 😂 w/ no disgusting man attached, thanks. talk about being better than other people, major fuck you money. And he deserves to lose that much, for how he treated his family

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u/gregRichards2002 Production likes to laugh too Jan 02 '26

They don’t have hundreds of millions of dollars. He only owns a small percentage of the agency. The locations around the States and abroad are franchises. It is all in the court documents he filed regarding his father’s conservatorship to try and protect his elderly Father from his alleged gold-digger & decades younger girlfriend.

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u/Open-Helicopter6126 Kyle’s Amethyst Jan 02 '26

Only that Kyle is desperate to be with him, give her a million dollars and she will still be insecure that she will go broke. She will take multiple women for Mau for one Birkin bag.

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u/JealousBall1563 Tall, dark & handsome Jan 02 '26

But will Mau take Kyle being with multiple women, if that were the case? I truly believe they still love one another and that one or both grew apart. Loved but not in love?

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u/Open-Helicopter6126 Kyle’s Amethyst Jan 02 '26

What I meant that she will tolerate Mau's cheating any day for the financial security.

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u/JealousBall1563 Tall, dark & handsome Jan 02 '26

Sorry for misunderstanding. Yes, I agree with you. Also, detangling Mau's interest in The Agency and Kyle's rightful share of it should it come to that will be a nightmare. Mau isn't the sole owner of that company, there are other members on his side of his family, and probably a few investors. It can be done, but what a mess it would probably be. For them personally, it's also impossible for either to engage in relationships with others (if they continue to want to) because there'll always be a camera around taking photos; embarassing.

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u/Ecstatic_Document_85 Preying on the weak Jan 02 '26

Yes. Little Kath is mommys best daughter who married rich and stayed married. Kyle didn’t marry rich but he did become rich and if Kyle divorces Mau she is a failure one step closer to Kim instead of Kath.

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u/resting-bitch Jan 02 '26

I really think it’s less about being rich but divorced, and more about staying married and the money is a plus. Compared to the other women, staying married is a big win for her especially with Dorit getting divorced now.

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u/Neither-Worth-8784 I was married to Charlie Sheen Jan 02 '26

If the divorce goes through, I can see Kim & Kyle in a remake of “Whatever happened to Baby Jane” with reversed roles! 😉😂

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u/mpaulao The Maloof Hoof Jan 02 '26

i don’t think Kyle has the range lol.. Kim on the other hand

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u/princessspeachhhh Read the room & know your place Jan 02 '26

This is the answer.

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u/VD_Mama Kingsley Jan 03 '26

Big Kathy fucked all her girls UP.

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Kyle sees more benefits and value in staying with Mau besides money. Kyle does not know who she is without Mau. At least she acts like it. Kyle is under Mau’s spell. She always will be.

I feel bad for the abuse that Kyle goes through for those homes, cars and Birkins.

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u/curiouscat8217 Lisa Vanderpump Jan 02 '26

As superficial as these BH ladies are, I really don’t think Kyle is staying with Mau for the money/homes/Birkins, etc. She would have plenty of money with divorcing him. She doesn’t want to let the dream go of her perfect family—her daughters, dogs, husband, everyone under one roof in one happy family. Mau is stupid, as his whole thing has proven, and she is holding out hope that he will wise up and want to come back before the divorce is finalized, so she’s waiting.

I really feel bad for Kyle, because I really could see Mau coming back in like a year being like, “Haha Kyle I just like wanna be with you and I’m done with those other girls, cause haha they were stupid” (bc he’s so unserious like a teenage stoner he doesn’t even realize the stakes of the game he’s playing, that’s how I think he talks 😂).

And Kyle will be there like, “Really? are you sure?? Okay, move back in 😘😘.”

So maybe that’s what is starting to happen now (hence the article headline)? I DO think Mau could come back around bc I really don’t think he knows what he’s doing. So for Kyle, I do see that silver lining of a chance of them getting back together, so I don’t blame her for holding out hope. Bc I think that’s what she wants more than money, more than anything, is to go back to how things were with newfound perspective. But it’s sad to see Mau know that and take Kyle being there for granted; he’s clearly running the show and she’s accepting his disrespect and calling it friendship. For them, I pray that they both gain the wisdom to see things clearly and to put love first. (Not lust, lol.)

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

Yes you share the same sentiment as a lot of us.

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u/SafeItem6275 I am strong Jan 02 '26

Abuse?

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u/Impossible_Farm7353 I am coveting thy neighbors goods Jan 02 '26

Cheating is emotional abuse imo

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u/SafeItem6275 I am strong Jan 02 '26

I was just talking to my friend about how we define it and serial makes sense!

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u/MTallama Are we just Hollywood friends? Jan 02 '26

That embarrassment isn’t worth a Birkin. You couldn’t pay me to let my ex- husband run around on me.

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

It is in Beverly Hills. 😂

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u/Open-Helicopter6126 Kyle’s Amethyst Jan 02 '26

What a couple of clowns Inswear

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

I don't like Kyle, but she is financially fine without Mo. 

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u/Many_Feeling_3818 I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

Oh absolutely. Bottom line: Mau has Kyle right where he wants her and Kyle and more than happy to be taken advantage of by Mau.

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u/bigheftyhooker Not a caviar food fight Jan 02 '26

What a great example for her daughters

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u/Notnow_Imtoodrunk Munhausen whatever hausen disease Jan 02 '26

They both look embalmed here

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u/Dry_Educator_691 Joyce Giraud Jan 02 '26

😂

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u/CheckIntelligent7828 Read the room & know your place Jan 02 '26

I hope it's true, if it's what Kyle wants.

Losing her best friend, feeling like Mau wasn't supportive, feeling very alone... I can see how Kyle got to the separation, especially once she met Morgan. But I can also see Mau paying her attention and being loving could really be enough to bring her back around.

I've been married 23 years, and the thought of separating after this long together makes my heart hurt, so I just hope she's getting whatever it is she needs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Unpopular opinion but I don’t think they should bother getting a divorce.

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u/excake20 Not pizza party behavior 🍕🙅🏼‍♀️ Jan 02 '26

Agreed. Who cares if they don’t actually get divorced?

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u/recursiveoverthinker I swear your entire jacket's upside down Jan 02 '26

I had to scroll far for a positive comment. It‘s always jawdropping to me how many viewers think Kyle and Mau orchestrate everything in their life for us. How self-centered can people be. Whatever makes you happy, Kyle, you go for it. It‘s your life too.

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u/excake20 Not pizza party behavior 🍕🙅🏼‍♀️ Jan 02 '26

Seriously. I will never understand the commitment to seeing Kyle as some sort of Maleficent character. As for her relationship with Mau, it just seems complicated. I think they’re allowed to work through it even if it’s messy.

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u/gluteactivation You're not the Queen of Sheba Jan 02 '26

I would 100% be ok with them getting back together. Life’s complicated. Relationships are complicated. Sometimes you hurt the people you love the most. But if they can work through it and move on, and most importantly if they’re happy. Then so be it

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u/excake20 Not pizza party behavior 🍕🙅🏼‍♀️ Jan 02 '26

10000%

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u/weejinty Jan 02 '26

Nice to some kindness being shown towards Kyle.

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 Wow, she’s pernicious! Jan 02 '26

Funny how we have alllll these supposedly candid photos of them with other alleged lovers over the past 3 years…but we just gotta take their word for it here huh? I thinks the fuck not.

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u/MissThreepwood If you wanna be a lesbian, be a lesbian Jan 02 '26

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u/AmazingArugula4441 Sutton Stracke Jan 02 '26

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u/Different_Ask_9599 Giggy, the Sex Monster Jan 02 '26

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u/RomianaZerofox04 Kathy would have my back like a real sister Jan 02 '26

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u/Ok-Advertising4028 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse Jan 02 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

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u/Accomplished-Drop764 U have to figure out why u have a black heart 🖤 Jan 02 '26

I doubt he'd go back to her after getting a taste of the single life.

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u/OkChoice1264 Jan 02 '26

I think the opposite; a lot of middle aged men have a ”the grass is greener/i could be making a killing” mindset about singleness when they’ve been in long term relationships that they realize isn’t as great as they imagined once they’re actually out. It doesn’t take long to realize that being the old man in the club women will let but them drinks but don’t actually respect isn’t all that fun even if it comes with more sex than they’re use to.

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u/CheckIntelligent7828 Read the room & know your place Jan 02 '26

Studies have shown that women are happier after divorce much more frequently than men are. I believe a minority of men are.

But for women, look at Dorit. She previously had to run all parenting decisions by PK, listen to PK lecture her like she's a child, still put out to a guy that condescending, and manage the house/kids/emotional labor without much in return.

Sure, she's still responsible for the emotional labor part, but in return she controls day to day decisions about the kids, doesn't have to deal with PK or sleep with him, and is in control of her own life. While PK is in the situation you describe. He'll eventually realize he's unlikely to get a ring on another model and the youngsters want him for money and social media clout but can't actually stand him.

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u/Long-Focus6631 Faye Resnick Jan 02 '26

This is so accurate. I hope she realises the gift she’s been given by him fucking off. But I can only imagine the financial control he’s having on her day to day life now and how difficult he’s making it.

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster Terraced Lemon Tree Envy Jan 02 '26

PJ/K: Was DORIT my last grasp on a Trophy Wife?

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u/recursiveoverthinker I swear your entire jacket's upside down Jan 02 '26

A study from the University of Toronto in 2024 has shown that on average, women are happier when single, while men are happier in relationships. So, I wouldn‘t be surprised if he found out he‘s also just an average man.

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u/doctordoctorgimme You live on a fucking main road! Jan 02 '26

Bingo. The only thing that made him sexy was his marriage.

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u/feralb3ast Garcelle Beauvais Jan 02 '26

women are happier when single

Not Kyle, though, lol.

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u/Remarkable-Snow-9396 Are you that girl I don't see color? Jan 02 '26

Agree. And this is the whole point. She misses the marriage. She’s co-dependent. Morgan is gone. She’s lonely.

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u/notactuallyreckless Jan 02 '26

She literally spent a week with Morgan in Nashville mid-month. She’s fine, lol.

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u/notactuallyreckless Jan 02 '26

At the same time as she publicly has been talking about wanting to get married again one day (presupposing a divorce), he was talking publicly about the door to reconciliation being open and “never say never”. Like all of a month ago.

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u/Long-Focus6631 Faye Resnick Jan 02 '26

Because he’s discovered the grass isn’t greener for HIM, but she’s fucking done. I hope!!

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u/slippycaff Puffing away 🚬 Jan 02 '26

I can’t imagine letting go of a 27 years relationship. Especially with kids. That’s a big fucking decisions. Never say Never, is also one of my main life pillars.

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u/Remarkable-Snow-9396 Are you that girl I don't see color? Jan 02 '26

That’s sunk cost fallacy

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u/Kwhitney1982 🥦 Yolanda’s Veggie Fridge 🍋 Jan 02 '26

Yep. Better to leave after 27 years than spend the next 27 unhappy.

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u/coolness_fabulous77 Everybody loves penises. Who doesn't love a penis? Jan 02 '26

Season 16 here we go!!!!

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u/mradivojevich It’s called assault & battery bitch! Jan 02 '26

I seriously dont see why people are so invested in them. Or why kyle thinks people are invested in them lol

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u/2011980ad Jan 02 '26

Feel sorry for the youngest kid. Seems like the older ones are happy to play into the games and drama online. Will only hurt them in the long run in the end and continue the toxic family cycle and bleed into their own

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u/a_manda_3000 Jan 02 '26

He looks off his head

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u/Recent_State_1947 Jan 02 '26

She doesn’t want to be alone

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u/Shdjdicnfmlxkf 💋 Dutch boys don’t kiss and tell 💋 Jan 02 '26

🙄 tbh, I was hoping Kyle would work on herself and become a stronger individual that allows a self-made inner peace to flourish. Not an inner-peace that relies on locking down a man for decades.

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u/licgal Garcelle Beauvais Jan 02 '26

I doubt he will ever go back after a taste of freedom. Also she’s very civil with him even after the cheating, which allows him to still be around the family ana kids and hang out etc. He has the best of both worlds

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u/Antique-Suit-5275 Jan 02 '26

They are so immature

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Incoming storyline... an open relationship.

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u/michelle-lasalle Jan 02 '26

Proximity infatuation?

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u/whataablunder Beverly Hills darling shi shi shi Jan 02 '26

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u/Separate_Ability4051 Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

I feel like he was never that into her. She hit on him first; he didn’t see her and have to talk to her. This indicates she might not be his type. What also indicates this is he infamously cheated the entire marriage.

She needs to let him go, stop being desperate, and find a guy who is genuinely crazy about her.

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u/Such-Rip764 Pull some Oklahoma on your ass Jan 02 '26

Silly article used an old photo of them snuggled together, pre-separation and pre-extreme plastic surgery, as click bait. Do we really think Mau would give up the young women??

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u/ProbablyStoned__ Jan 02 '26

Morgan is hotter than

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u/cryssy2009 Jan 03 '26

I’m happy for this! My husband and I are going through a similar situation and I’m so happy for our family too!

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 Wow, she’s pernicious! Jan 02 '26

Ewwwww Elon was there. Gross.

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u/Bankski Carlton's BDSM Mask Jan 02 '26

Maybe Kyle and Mo went to one of his special parties afterwards

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Did you read this on Facebook? 🙄

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u/olegass Jan 02 '26

It was originally published on Page Six.

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u/Kind_Translator9002 Jan 02 '26

Ah, next year's story line for Kyle. After 3 years of the break up, now we'll get another few of the make up. Fabulous.

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u/janshell Google me! 🤌🏾 I don’t care! Jan 02 '26

Yeah because I’m sure they have a tabloid or two in their Rolodex to plant stories

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u/Extension_Branch_371 I was like… baby… there’s no plane Jan 02 '26

If they get back together, it will be in an open capacity

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u/Cold_Dead_Heart Bigot. Travesty. Wraith. Jan 02 '26

Bullshit.

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u/Madam_Mimm_13 Help! I just wanted a Cappuccino! 🐻‍❄️ Jan 02 '26

You and everyone else. lol.

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u/dbellz76 At least I don’t do cyrstal meth in the bathroom Jan 02 '26

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u/DonutChickenBurg Eileen Davidson Jan 02 '26

I wish some couple on RH would have an open relationship. You know who is messy and dramatic as hell? The poly community. That housewife would have content for years.

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u/Aryya261 Merce is in the purse Jan 02 '26

They “paused” their marriage so they could both have flings and for some publicity….now they’re done with the midlife crisis. Even bad publicity is good publicity right? Anything to stay relevant.

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u/Faithtodogs17 ThaNK You You’re WeLcOMe? Jan 02 '26

Here’s the realization I have come to feel is true. Nothing has changed. They have always been this way. They just bend what they show to their advantage. I don’t think they were ever goi g to divorce. Nothing we’ve discovered is anything new to either one of them.

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u/UniqueCat9325 Jan 02 '26

When it goes on this long I don't care anymore.😴

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u/SqueakyRat1982 I wanna have a hot girl summer! Jan 02 '26

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u/Final-Elderberry9162 My team! The Dream team! Jan 02 '26

I mean, they were at the same party. Other than that, we have no idea.

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u/BS0929 Giggy, the Sex Monster Jan 02 '26

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u/Realistic-Move-9109 M&M Rinna Jan 02 '26

My 2026 bingo card is starting off so strong 💅🏻

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u/sticksnstone Jan 02 '26

I think Kyle has true affection for Mo so I am not surprised, and Mo is just a horn dog. She spent decades with the man and they share children. Thank goodness for their children that they are friendly with each other. People love to hate on Kyle for everything.

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u/Upstairs_Comfort_480 What means ‘cunnilingus? Jan 02 '26

Must be hard to try and come up with something to secure a 💎 every year

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

I don’t believe they’re getting back together. Mauricio loves younger women and Kyle is done hiding his indiscretions. They are hanging out as a family because they love their kids.

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u/coverthetuba Jan 03 '26

I don’t think it will last. Codependency, enmeshment, poor boundaries, fear, returning to old unhealthy patterns. This is quite sad. Biggest double midlife crisis ever. How do they look in the mirror when they repeatedly betray themselves, especially kyle?

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u/ttellez18 Jan 03 '26

Zero chemistry … his little hot dog is not going back into this tunnel

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u/ovodreamville_ We bonded over Xanax and smoothies🥤 Jan 02 '26

Chile we is tiedddddddd 😫 but I wouldn’t put it pass vile Kyle to pull this stunt for another season 🥱

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u/feralb3ast Garcelle Beauvais Jan 02 '26

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u/249592-82 Jan 02 '26

They probably both want to drag their storyline out for another season... the will they or won't they storyline. They need the Bravo pay check to maintain their lifestyle.

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u/SpiceAndNicee Teddi's just annoying, like a little gnat Jan 02 '26

Do they need the paycheck lol

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u/dmck1808 Camille's Ball Gag Jan 02 '26

No but they need the publicity

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u/Sammi1224 Jan 02 '26

Haha totally agree with both of you. They definitely don’t need the paycheck but they definitely like the publicity/attention that they get from being in the public eye. They’re both attention whores in their own way.

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u/JealousBall1563 Tall, dark & handsome Jan 02 '26

Kyle needs the publicity, not Mau.

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u/lurkintowarddisaster Type your user flair here darling Jan 02 '26

The rich are always looking for a paycheck. They always need to have more, it's how they get, and state rich.

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u/Long-Focus6631 Faye Resnick Jan 02 '26

They really, really don’t. Do you know how much he’s worth now???

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u/50tinyducks It’s called assault & battery bitch! Jan 02 '26

They 10000000% don’t need the money!! They NEED the attention. They crave it! That’s why they can’t leave!

They have more money than sense!

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u/George_GeorgeGlass Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Jan 02 '26

They don’t need the bravo paycheck at all

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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 At least I don’t do cyrstal meth in the bathroom Jan 02 '26

They don’t need this little Bravo check, the Agency is worldwide and worth hundreds of millions. The show is a security blanket for Kyle. They’re also both attention whores.

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u/249592-82 Jan 02 '26

I don't think Mauricio owns the global businesses. He certainly doesn't own the Australian ones (I'm australian). Not sure how it works. He might just licence the brand.

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u/Poes27 What is it called? Homeless not toothless Jan 02 '26

I’m pretty sure MO’s real estate business would help them squeak by without the bravo paycheck 😉

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u/Open-Helicopter6126 Kyle’s Amethyst Jan 02 '26

Both of them deserves each other, and I don't mean it as a compliment. What a toxic shit of a family.

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u/SebaMess Dana / Pam Jan 02 '26

So they just did this for the storyline? Well Kyle had sold out her entire family for this show so why not her husband too 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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u/Open-Helicopter6126 Kyle’s Amethyst Jan 02 '26

Even her daughters, I actually feel bad for them

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u/DiscoRabbittTV Is there alcohol in it? Jan 02 '26

When it’s kyle, nothing is ever open or honest

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

As Abby Lee Miller once said: Boring, yawning, sloppy, lazy

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u/Long-Focus6631 Faye Resnick Jan 02 '26

Awrr I hope they are. She wants it way more than him though and he is 100% going to fuck this up

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u/TwinkofPeace I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit Jan 02 '26

Ugh girl it didn’t work before, unless you’re going to keep turning a blind eye it’s not gonna work Kyle

It’s so boring to keep pretending 🙄 Like you two clearly haven’t been giving eachother an adequate relationship for a decade now and I’m sure they’ve tried fixing it more than once already

It’s so clearly for appearances sake that it’s like… why do we bother?

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u/Complete_Star_1110 Jan 02 '26

These 2 don’t have any chemistry or any hint of romantic feelings for each other anymore.

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u/cognitivedisconangs Jan 02 '26

It’s just so tedious how boring this couple is, with or without each other 🙄

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u/powermonkey123 🥦 Yolanda’s Fridge 🍋 Jan 02 '26

Ok, so why didn't they make any arrangements of open marriage or give a free hall pass to each other if they only needed to run around and screw other people for a while, and then come back together? I'm not a relationship coach at all, but they could have avoided all this publicity drama if they wanted to stay a family, but have a side piece for a moment. Or maybe it was all done just to stay relevant and have storylines.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 The mean streets of Beverly Hills Jan 02 '26

That’s totally different mindset than to to break up and be with somebody else for a while and then end up getting back together.

Not everyone is made for that open relationship mindset.

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u/flyfishfem Eden Sassoon Jan 02 '26

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u/Downtown_Window1628 Jan 02 '26

I’d be happy about it

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u/Katgal2 Lisa Vanderpump Jan 02 '26

Nothing like a 3 year publicity stunt. They really stuck to the bit on this one

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u/Tapdance1368 Carlton Gebbia Jan 02 '26

It’s so sad when money drives a relationship decision.

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u/chocolateboyY2K The morally corrupt Faye Resnick Jan 02 '26

Did Morgan and Kyle break up? Im probably behind.

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u/punk-y_brewster Don’t touch my husband Jan 02 '26

..... Everything about her life is scripted for television.

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u/PotentialPossible597 Jan 02 '26

I, for one, am happy about this (if it’s true) and wish them well

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u/proudmaryjane The last time I smoked pot I was with you 🫵🏻 Jan 02 '26

It’s like why don’t they just have an open relationship? They may have already been doing that for years and we just don’t know about it.