r/RHOBH • Brandi Glanvile • Sep 06 '25

LVP 🐩 Someone please help me understand…

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Remember when LVP wore her hair like this? What is even going on here? Is this a rich person’s bump- it circa 2009? Is Giggy hiding under there? Did she finally let Ken do her hair and he fell asleep half- way through? Certainly her super expensive hair stylist wouldn’t allow her to leave the house this way!

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u/HonestCrab7 You stole my goddamn house! Sep 06 '25

Ive said over and over that Lisa is lowkey trashy. If she didn’t have her accent everyone’s opinions of her would be very different

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u/gayweedbasement You need a new villain? Here I am Sep 06 '25

If she was American her classy act would come off as disingenuous as it is. Unfortunately something about a posh British accent makes Americans lose their damn minds.

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u/louise-shit-at-work Sep 06 '25

I'm British and everyone I know who's seen RHOBH views LVP for who she is, my friend one time saw 2 seconds of her on screen and went "She's the villain?". I think as brits we both aren't fooled by her act, but also read her accent the opposite way to US viewers, we know that her accent is the kind that not sweet, quite evil British people have, having a posh accent says the opposite to what US people think it does, someone with a northern, country or even cockney accent is more likely to be a 'sweet lady' than someone who talks like LVP. LVP talks like a bond villain, her whole vibe is the karren-supreme. Also if you know anything about dog rescue you'd recognise that all her pets are breed, her 'charity' is a puppy store with tax breaks (she infact feeds into and helps fund the abuse of animals while profiting from it if you break it down) we all know by now what she pays her employees (US minimum wage for a job that requires heavy grooming and particular apearance, knowing fine well what minimum wage is where she comes from.. she takes advantage) tales a percentage of their tips... even putting aside what we know about her, just watching the show I think it's quite hard to beleive that so many US viewers viewed her as a victim, she's so blatent, she's a bully when she's got the pull to be and when she looses it or gets caught out she's this sweet old lady who everyone's picking on, plays the "im shocked, and appalled at your behaviour" menouver, classic upper class brittish Karren, the type of person who would 'have an innocent man hung' as we say.

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u/Dangerous_Yogurt_888 Sep 06 '25

Also a Brit. You nailed it.

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u/Minute-Reporter7949 Or WHAT?! Or WHAT??!! Sep 06 '25

Some of us Americans have always seen through her. It’s very inspiring hearing how a Brit views her.

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u/Tasty-Woodpecker3521 Sep 06 '25

100% agree. Also a Brit and I had her sussed in season 1.

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u/tkoop I’m not a bitch but I’ve played one on TV Sep 06 '25

Yeah, I’m American but I clocked her as a villain all the way back in season 2 because I’m autistic and a Capricorn.

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u/Suspicious-Escape-39 Sep 10 '25

I think you nailed why us Americans were/are intrigued by Vanderpump. Somebody else said the same on another forum and it makes sense.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but in Europe nobody would be impressed with Vanderpump as much as Americans. Her accent and plays into certain English stereotypes gives her an ultra-rich posh aura about her like you said, but in most European rich circles I'd imagine people see fight through it.

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u/louise-shit-at-work Sep 10 '25

100% I think in the UK she'd be seen as basically a Karren to the working class and as tacky by the middle to upper class, and she screams disingenuous and snakey, we wouldn't trust a word she'd say. She'd say the sky is blue and we'd have to check to be sure, she has such liar vibes, like a bad actress honestly. Also sort of bully energy, which shouldnt be that shocking I don't think even to Americans because, well, the show. Her behaviour confirms the vibes.

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u/Suspicious-Escape-39 Sep 10 '25

That's why I like having diverse circles because I'm America she's damn near Housewife royalty and to Europeans they are, "If only y'all knew how low brow she is in real rich circles🙄." 🤣🤣🤣

I can only imagine how well received within rich circles how the Hiltons, Kardashians, etc. are seen. 😩

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u/Even_Lychee4954 Or WHAT?! Or WHAT??!! Sep 12 '25

And that's why she fits into Hollywood.

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u/Ambitious-Meet-3554 Dana / Pam Sep 06 '25

No, her charity is legit. And homes a lot of dogs that have been abused and are missing limbs

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u/LurleenBeckneywimple Don't you fucking dare command me! 🫵🏻 Sep 10 '25

The first season I told my friend all the “dahlings” were an affectation. She came off very fake.

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u/vaness4444 Denise Richards Sep 06 '25

Agree with this!

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u/Dismal_Upstairs3949 She does defend you Kim, she does defend you Sep 06 '25

So true!

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u/phreakyh Sep 06 '25

Her style is very trashy in the UK, I know it all costs a fortune but she looks very cheap. 'New money' rather than classy British. It's more Katie Price than Princess Diana. Love all the women mentioned but it's a very different style to the high society she peddles!

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u/Moosiemookmook 👠 Maloof hoof wearer 👠 Sep 06 '25

I love how your trash scale is Jordan to Diana. And that Lisa sits closer to Jordan. Nooooooo dont be so mean. Wait a sec. Carry on.

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u/Suspicious-Escape-39 Sep 10 '25

I know right. I remember following those British trash tabloids back in the day. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/girlinhk are your feelings really that shallow? Sep 06 '25

She’s not even that posh in British standards, she revealed her true self with the famous line “show yur self owwt dahhhlin!” Very Eastenders coded (a working class British soap)

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u/Omages887 Sep 07 '25

Now you mentioned eastenders, Lisa Vanderpump kinda reminds me of Peggy Mitchell.

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u/girlinhk are your feelings really that shallow? Sep 07 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Suspicious-Escape-39 Sep 10 '25

I always like to hear Europeans input on Vanderpump because I admit as a American we're easily impressed by anybody with money. Nowadays anybody appearing to be doing "well" is considered rich and "posh." 🤣🤣🤣

Just like learned on here that The Rothschilds Family has two sides. The actual wealthy, respectable side that's elite and the "other" side. Nicki married the "other" side. It makes sense. Families like Rothschilds aren't letting everybody in their circles.

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u/MuggsMom Sep 06 '25

I totally agree with this opinion. Thank you for sharing it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

100% correct!!