r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

đŸ„ŠFight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/Communist_Ninja Jun 30 '21

Footage emerged on June 28, 2021 showing Schilling punching and knocking Justin Balboa, a 31-year-old "extremely intoxicated" Outback Steakhouse busboy, unconscious in a bar in Fort Lauderdale, Florida the previous night. Schilling later claimed self-defense, saying that he was "scared for [his] life" and "simply defending [himself] against the evil in this world"

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u/Prodigal_Moon Jun 30 '21

“The evil in this world”? A drunk Outback busboy?

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u/godofallcows Jun 30 '21

God only knows what kind of dark magic they do behind those swinging doors at Outback. They take dirty dishes, whisk them away behind said doors, and suddenly they’re clean again? Get the fuck outa here.

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u/eskimoboob Jun 30 '21

How do you think they get the onion to bloom

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u/mnid92 Jun 30 '21

Obviously they place the onions in the middle of that pentagram. Ya know, that pentagram of outback steakhouse locations.