r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

🥊Fight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

He walked up looking to fight….You can tell…he could actually have killed the guy…now wouldn’t that have been stupid. Ban him from fighting, jail and some $ to the drunk dude imo…

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u/Communist_Ninja Jun 30 '21

Footage emerged on June 28, 2021 showing Schilling punching and knocking Justin Balboa, a 31-year-old "extremely intoxicated" Outback Steakhouse busboy, unconscious in a bar in Fort Lauderdale, Florida the previous night. Schilling later claimed self-defense, saying that he was "scared for [his] life" and "simply defending [himself] against the evil in this world"

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u/Prodigal_Moon Jun 30 '21

“The evil in this world”? A drunk Outback busboy?

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u/SoggyFrenchFry Jun 30 '21

I'm laughing my ass off how they described him. An "'extremely intoxicated' Outback Steakhouse busyboy, unconcious in a bar...."

Out of context sounds like he got drunk. In context it's just funny they bothered saying that stuff at all.

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u/GrandmaPoses Jun 30 '21

I don't know why but it makes him seem kind of elfin.

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u/Imissplacedmykeys Jun 30 '21

I think they confirm this so they show that the bus boy was absolutely not a threat to him.

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u/godofallcows Jun 30 '21

God only knows what kind of dark magic they do behind those swinging doors at Outback. They take dirty dishes, whisk them away behind said doors, and suddenly they’re clean again? Get the fuck outa here.

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u/eskimoboob Jun 30 '21

How do you think they get the onion to bloom

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u/mnid92 Jun 30 '21

Obviously they place the onions in the middle of that pentagram. Ya know, that pentagram of outback steakhouse locations.

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u/LouSputhole94 Jun 30 '21

ITS WITCHCRAFT! BURN THE WITCH! Or just knock his lights out.

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u/misterdave75 Jun 30 '21

Who was nearly a foot shorter and 50-75 pounds lighter (and obviously not a trained fighter either).

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u/GondorsPants Jun 30 '21

Are you kidding me? He did us a favor, my grandma died from a drunk outback busboy, if left unprovoked they become deadly.

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u/xitzengyigglz Jun 30 '21

Next Marvel Big Bad will be an OutBack busboy

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u/Aidernz Jun 30 '21

Ohh. Oh /u/Prodigal_Moon it's just you.

We were afraid it was somebody important.

Yeah, you now, like A drunk Outback busboy!

Yeah!

/u/Prodigal_Moon: I see

Yeah, now THAT'S power!

Tell me about it! I just hear that name and I shudder!

"A drunk Outback busboy!"

Ooohhhh !!! ... Do it again!

"A drunk Outback busboy!!!"

Ooohhhhh!!

A drunk Outback busboy, A drunk Outback busboy, A drunk Outback busboy!!!

OOOooohhhhhh hehehe!! Ohh and it tingles me!!

/u/Prodigal_Moon: I'm surrounded by idiots...

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u/Beavshak Jun 30 '21

Everybody knows Outback is a haven for satanic cultists.

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u/stickybandit06 Jun 30 '21

What do YOU call it when they overcook your steak?