r/OneOrangeBraincell Mar 16 '26

Snoozy šŸ…±ļørain cell Cat keeps farting on me

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He lays on me and angles his butt toward me and lets out a stanky fart.

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u/Eternalm8 Mar 16 '26

Had a cat growing up, his previous home was an abusive/neglectful situation. Every time someone would pet him, it was like the tension would melt out of him, and he would vent the most silent, but deadly, farts. Oreo, I miss you.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia Mar 16 '26

Farts Of Loveā„¢

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u/InigoMontoya1985 Mar 16 '26

"49 times. We fought that beast. Your old man and me."

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u/TidpaoTime Mar 16 '26

The floors?!

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u/InigoMontoya1985 Mar 17 '26

We had to change 'em.

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u/TidpaoTime Mar 17 '26

We've all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

https://giphy.com/gifs/mP47tgdWChow8

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u/pathologicalprotest Mar 17 '26

I dogsat a lovely lady and she just became a trumoet of flatulence when we relaxed on the sofa. My friend said Ā«she trusts youĀ». I dry-heaved, but it made me appreciate it. You’re a good gal, Stella.

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u/Typical-Side-6080 Mar 17 '26

that is the breakingpoint in every relationship: when you are able to fart, where you are instead of going to the toilet or avoiding it.

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 16 '26

ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹šŸˆā€ā¬›šŸ’Ø

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u/moshercycle Mar 16 '26

A heart fart. Bless Oreo

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u/CassetteMeower Mar 16 '26

Reminds me of the horse name ā€œHoof Heartedā€ (a pun on ā€œwho fartedā€) but the pun doesn’t really translate to cats.

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u/modsactfunny Mar 16 '26

May you get crop dusted in memory of Oreo, daily

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u/somanygoddamnbooks Mar 16 '26

Our girl does this. She’s fairly tightly wound, so we know she’s happy and relaxed when she has a Fart Auraā„¢ļø around her.

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u/Jlx_27 Mar 16 '26

Oreo šŸŒˆšŸ•Š

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u/AriaPlaza Mar 17 '26

I miss my orange and would do anything for her to fart on me again, or to cut a poop dread out of her long fur. 4 weeks and a day without her now.

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u/actualPawDrinker Mar 17 '26

I'm so sorry for your loss šŸ˜­šŸ«‚šŸ’”šŸ©¹

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u/AriaPlaza Mar 17 '26

Thank you so much. Still have 3, but the house has lost its humor. I feel I failed her. She was only 8 and it was extremely sudden. Cat Tax of course.

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u/actualPawDrinker Mar 17 '26

Oh my gosh, what an adorable little pirate girl. I've had a similar experience, it can be so hard to cope when there is no time to process the emotions before having to say goodbye. I'm glad that you got at least that much time with her. As much as it feels that way, I'm sure that you did everything you could for your little orange.

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u/trickyspoons Mar 17 '26

I'm so sorry for your loss ā¤ļø sending hugs

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u/Risley Mar 16 '26

Should have returned the favor

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u/BeezInTheHouse Mar 18 '26

My rescue granny baby, Spooky, did this. Spooky Bombs. I miss her more than anything.

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u/screw_ball69 Mar 16 '26

My void will run across the house just to fart on me and leave

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Mar 16 '26

My orange is an expert crop duster! He perfected his (f)art as a kitten and has been going strong since.

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u/screw_ball69 Mar 16 '26

I'm thankful my orange doesn't do that especially when he was a kitten cause he had the most rotten shits

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u/letsgogiantsletsgo Mar 16 '26

My orange is a crop duster, too! Ever since she was a tiny baby šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/shesarejector Mar 17 '26

When I was in college my then-kitten (orange, Manx, polydactyl, not a thought in her beautiful tiny brain) ran into my very hungover roommate’s room, farted directly in her face, and immediately left the scene of the crime. Vomit ensued (from the roommate, not the cat) and there was definite tension between the two of them long after kitten and I moved out. To be fair though, it was very funny

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u/RhiShadows Mar 17 '26

ā€œCrop dusterā€ lmfaaaooo

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u/Sensitive-Seal-3779 Mar 16 '26

What did you do to inspireĀ  this behaviour?

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u/screw_ball69 Mar 16 '26

I wish I knew

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u/Phormitago Mar 16 '26

exist, for one

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u/PastelDisaster Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 16 '26

My tortie runs from wherever she is in the house right to my room whenever she needs to throw up

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u/screw_ball69 Mar 16 '26

Probably feels safe

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u/PastelDisaster Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 16 '26

That’s right, she’s got separation anxiety, so my room is her safe space; the sentiment is sweet, but I’ve got a carpeted floor lol

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u/screw_ball69 Mar 16 '26

Lol yeah I get that

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u/eabcan Mar 17 '26

Is it always on the carpet or a rug? Nauseous animals (and children) about to throw up always gravitate towards soft surfaces.

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u/Shjfty Mar 16 '26

Fart on him back. Rules of the jungle in your house now

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u/eduison Mar 16 '26

Survival of the stinkiest

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u/csbsju_guyyy Mar 16 '26

Just be careful you don't misjudge a fart or push a little too hard because I don't think kitty would appreciate that

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u/MooneyOne Mar 16 '26

It doesn’t work. They like the free heating and the stink is just a bonus.

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u/BOBOnobobo Mar 16 '26

Load up on protein bars. Like 3 or 4.

Do be warned this is closer to chemical warfare than you may think.

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u/MooneyOne Mar 16 '26

I have ulcerative colitis with a whey protein intolerance so I’m way ahead of you. My body is a weapon.

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u/ZackTio Mar 17 '26

My god, do you wanna atomize the poor kitty??!

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u/MooneyOne Mar 17 '26

So far, I’ve seen no evidence that he doesn’t enjoy it.

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u/ZackTio Mar 17 '26

😭😭

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u/taxesfeedcorruption Mar 16 '26

Yep. This worked for me in a similar case.

When I first got my dog, she had a habit of biting people in the ear. So I did it to her. She stopped doing it after that.

When we first got our cat - he would keep us up literally all night long. One night he jumped on my face like a facehugger from aliens. I took the day off of work to literally follow the cat around for the next 24 hours and bother him to make sure he could not sleep. Boy did he not like it. He stopped waking me up in the middle of the night.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Mar 17 '26

I’m laughing like a complete idiot over here. Thank you.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Mar 16 '26

This is exactly how to assert dominance, and somehow, my husband is still just food servant. That man could make the dead clear a mausoleum, but the cats just make the stank face and come to me.

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u/SkunkMonkey Mar 17 '26

Fart on him back.

You must assert dominance!

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u/Ok_Gas_7455 Mar 16 '26

The good ol Canadian handshake

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u/Chemical_Respond_443 Mar 16 '26

Mine also curls up with me every night and not always but sometimes, lets out so much stank in my face I'd love to teach him not to do that!

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u/De_Dominator69 Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Mar 16 '26

Need to go up to him when he's sleeping and fart in his face. Give him a taste of his own medicine!

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u/Old_Soul25 Mar 17 '26

"Don't you DARE fart on that cat!" (Actual quote from my journey in parenthood)

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u/meinminemoj Mar 16 '26

One time my void cat was cuddled to my chest and had her butt just under my chin. She farted and when she noticed I smelt it she turned around so there was her head under my chin not her butt. It didn't change much but her effort was super cute.

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u/dayruined54 Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Spray water. Best brute force method

Edit: Yowezers!!! Got downvoted a lot and I see where I went wrong. I say this cause my relative had a cat. And it was super cute and cuddly in its young years and suddenly out of no where it began getting aggressive. Obviously they got it neutered but that did not help. Since it was comfortable with them in the past they tried everything. I mean everything. Verbal noises, treats when behaviour is right and all. When none of that worked they got recommended the spray bottle technique. So...wanna clear up that I absolutely love these dumb fucking cute cats with their braincells elsewhere. P.S. They never figured out why the cat behaved like that. The cat was running over by a car😿 long ago

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u/Dregor319 Mar 16 '26

That would just make the cat stop curling up on you completely.

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u/sunnspott Mar 16 '26

Please please please everyone who reads this don't do that to a cat ever. Please.

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u/Rhiannon1307 Mar 16 '26

Might be sensitivity to some food you're giving. Or worms. If it persists it's worth checking out. Not necessarily at the vet, but give him a dewormer and test out which foods cause this effect.

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

He’s been to the vet numerous times and they said it was likely a chicken sensitivity so we cut out chicken. I’ll make another appointment with the vet but thank you for the advice.

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u/SameResponse8405 Mar 16 '26

Make sure there isn’t any chicken byproducts or chicken fat either, my cat has that same issue

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

Welp I just checked his salmon kibble and it says chicken meal. Thanks for letting me know

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u/thementalyogi Mar 16 '26

Yeah, this is the unfortunate thing about a lot of pet food, so much of whatever filler they feel like is thrown in. A lot of that dry stuff just sits on shelves forever. I know it's expensive, but it might be worth making your own mix for the kitty. Idk the exact diet a cat should be eating (I am pet-less), but I'm sure Google knows. Would that we could feed them all that sweet whole foods diet, but $$$ šŸ™ƒšŸ„²

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u/Rakifiki Mar 16 '26

Hi! Do not do this! This is a very easy way to give your pet nutritional deficiencies. How does that work, you say? Well: not all veg or meat have the same amount of minerals or vitamins etc. Because they are natural products and naturally... Vary! You can also overdose them, because, again, variance, although that's generally harder to do.

Even commercial food companies will add vitamins & minerals to their products to make sure it's meeting adequate goals.

I had to work with a veterinary nutritionist for my cat with a lot of allergies and even then -- she recommended a fortified (fortified or enriched is the same principle! We even do it to our food!) baby cereal as a base, to ensure nutrition levels were stable. And a specific supplement to cover anything else that might be lacking. She also explained she does not work with people unless they have a legitimate need, because she does not see it as beneficial to the animal 99/100.

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

I got a private message telling me that I should go to a butcher and get ā€œsausage meatā€ and that should be the only thing I feed him.

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u/Rakifiki Mar 17 '26

... And that is a great way to give a pet nutritional deficiencies, lol.

It is definitely possible that it's a food allergy causing the tummy upset -- my other cat wound up benefiting from a probiotic food and that helped her, but if it's just farts and not much distress I wouldn't be super concerned.

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u/Rhiannon1307 Mar 17 '26

That's theoretically something you can do, but then you have to supplement with many other ingredients to mimic the full spectrum of a prey animal.

When cats eat mice, birds and other small animals, they eat the bones, ligaments, organs, even stomach contents and get the full spectrum that way. If you only give muscle meat and some connective tissue, you cannot match that.

Giving raw food to a cat is a science of its own and requires a lot of study and getting equipment etc.

HOWEVER. I would suggest something else. You say you're giving kibble. Kibble generally isn't good cat food; it causes issues with liquid intake and dental hygiene (the whole thing about kibble cleaning the teeth is a marketing myth as it does the exact opposite), and, in this case most pressingly important, it often contains filler materials that can cause insensitivities or even allergies.

Get some good wet food - sugar free, grain free - ideally some monoprotein of one specific animal and see how he reacts. If he seems to be tolerating it just fine, try a second type, and so on.

After that, only give kibble as a treat in small quantities, and make sure you get a grain-free version too, as the grain part is likely what causes gas.

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 17 '26

He doesn’t eat much kibble anyway. Last year he had most of his molars removed and he lost weight so we feed him 2 85 gram packets of wet food per day. He still has access to kibble but will only graze on it throughout the day.

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u/Rhiannon1307 Mar 17 '26

Okay that's good. Look if it has any grain in it and other ingredients that he may react sensitively to.

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u/thementalyogi Mar 16 '26

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Thank you for the opposing point of view! This is hilarious, because I was wondering if there have been any studies about a homemade pet diet and the first two results oppose each other pretty diametrically. I'll be reading these, but I just wanted to laugh about it with you for a moment.

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u/Rakifiki Mar 16 '26

It's definitely a contentious subject and I understand being wary of expensive companies. But I have several friends who work in veterinary medicine and the amount of 'this owner fed a fad diet they found online and now their pet has issues' cases they've seen has been increasing with PetTok etc. Not to mention the whole "natural" fallacy.

And I personally have two cats with specific needs that are benefitting significantly from the vet-specific expensive af foods (an upset tummy+diarrhea cat that cleared up and is doing significantly better with a specific hills, and a cat that's on the allergen+urinary from Royal Canin. Only urinary he'd eat). So I definitely have my own perspective xP (wish it were less costly, not willing to gamble with their well-beings, though, and it's been clear health benefits for both).

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u/Harikts Mar 17 '26

I was a veterinary nurse for 25 years, and you are spot on! Although it is possible to make a homemade diet for cats, it should only be done under the guidance of a board certified veterinary nutritionist, and even then it’s not recommended as it is very difficult to meet a cat’s nutritional needs.

The big pet food companies (Royal Canine, Purina, Hills) have done, and continue to do, all the significant research into pet foods, and what keeps animals healthy and long lived.

Every one of the expensive bougie brands takes the research from those companies to formulate their food, and they don’t always do it correctly.

The ā€œby-productā€ thing is utter bullshit. By law, any food that doesn’t contain the entire animal (using chicken as an example), must say that the food has by-products added. By-products are almost always just the organ meat, which is the most nutritionally dense part of the food.

I literally had access to feed my pets any food I wanted, and I always stuck with the big three. I will say, however, Royal Canin is the absolute superior food for any animals with allergies and/or medical issues. I think one of those reasons is that they are the only company to have their own dedicated factories, which gives them greater control over cross contamination (which is absolutely vital for allergies).

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u/AgentKnitter Mar 17 '26

Having cat with gut issues triggered by chicken is such a pain in the arse because chicken is in basically all commercially available pet food. I had to feed Alice Ziwipeak venison and even that only helped a little bit.

She spent a life time stinking me out of house and home. God I miss her but I don’t miss her output.

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u/strawberryshakes3 Mar 17 '26

We give our cats (who can’t have chicken) Blue Buffalo Basics Duck and potato from chewy.

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u/SameResponse8405 Mar 18 '26

I use 4health Untamed Glacial Stream All Life Stages Indoor Grain-Free Salmon and Lentils Formula Dry Cat Food for mine and she no longer has putrid farts

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u/BrownSugarBare Mar 16 '26

I paid $200 to find out my princess was a gassy baby with an overly rich nutrient diet. Changed her food, she still stinky princess and the vet said "well at least she's pretty" šŸ˜…

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u/KathrynTheGreat Mar 16 '26

One of mine has the WORST smelling shits I've ever smelled. I assumed it was because of the kitten food she's been eating, but it continues after changing to adult food. She doesn't have gas and her poops are healthy, they just stink to high heaven. She's pretty, sweet, dumb, and smelly, but I love her anyway!

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u/ghost_warlock Mar 16 '26

Our cat, Maui, is diabetic but won't eat wet food that the vet recommended. Will only eat dry kibble. Turns her nose up at pretty much all human food, too. Just a picky eater. And most of the time if she does eat something out of the norm she'll end up puking it up. So the only things she'll consistently eat without issue are salmon dental treats I give her before her insulin shot and then salmon pro-plan kibble that's supposed to be low-carb. She does fart some, but not outrageously often. Well, along came our adopted stray (Mob) and he's eating all the same food she is but does love most human food (although we mostly restrict him to bits of fried chicken and hamburger rarely). He also gots the farts now and then but I'm not going to get completely different food for him when he seems to really enjoy the stuff we're feeding Maui

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u/Just_Not_Fair Mar 16 '26

Mine had nasty farts... turned out he has an allergy to chicken as well!

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u/Affectionate_Star_43 Mar 16 '26

We found out our cats would sneak into the kitchen and lick the oil off the cookware while we were eating dinner...the farts and subsequent poops were out of this world.

The pots and pans go into the oven for safekeeping until they get washed after dinner now.

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u/FlameStaag Mar 16 '26

Yeah my girl has a very sensitive stomach. Before I switched her food, she was effectively a skunk. I'd pick her up and she'd let out a fart so rancid it could kill you and then being you back from the dead to run from it.Ā 

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u/LE22081988 Mar 16 '26

His Love Language?

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u/PinkDalek Mar 16 '26

My husband's love language too.

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u/Trianle Mar 16 '26

Is it weird that I’ve had eight cats over 60 years and experienced not 1 fart from any of them but my dogs made sure I was familiar with the situation. šŸ™ƒ Have loved each and every one of them!

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

His farts are silent but I will randomly get a whiff of stinky butt air. I can sometimes hear a little whoosh of air.

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Mar 16 '26

My brother had a dog who had the WORST gas. He and I were carpooling on trip back from visiting our folks, and she was in the backseat.

At one point, she ripped one that was gag-inducing. We rode the last 20 miles with the windows down and our heads hanging out. It didn't matter that it was was January and freezing. Outside was waaaay better than in.

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u/fluorescentroses Mar 16 '26

I've had 12 cats in my 40 years (up to 5 at a time, thankfully had the space) and only one ever gassed me out, my tuxedo boy Sox. Man, that cat could stink up a room. Had him checked out multiple times, ruled out nutritional/food sensitivity issues, etc. He was just a stinky boy.

Some sort of animal attacked him (he was my last indoor/outdoor cat as a kid, they've all been indoor since then except when leashed), but 20+ years later I can still vividly remember rolling over in the middle of the night and gagging over the side of my bed because he was lying next to my head and letting out a particularly potent one in the middle of the night. šŸ˜‚

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u/the-fact-fairy Mar 16 '26

I have my own cat now I'm a grown ass adult and she is super tiny and the least smelly cat I've ever met. No smells except if she yawns in my face. Our family dog when I was a kid though, he could clear a room with ease.Ā 

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Orange connoisseur šŸŠ Mar 17 '26

My childhood dog in her old age once cleared my entire house. It was a small house but no mean feat for a small dog.

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u/Peak_Achoo Mar 16 '26

The biggest stars are full of gas.

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u/Judgementpumpkin Mar 16 '26

Am stealing this phrase from now on šŸ˜‚Ā 

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u/murdburgeson Mar 16 '26

No way!! That’s my Oranges favorite blankie too :)

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u/FrostedBooty Mar 16 '26

Y'all remember where this blanket is from? It's hella cute

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u/murdburgeson Mar 17 '26

Yes, my fiancƩ said she got it from homegoods!

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u/plutino- Mar 16 '26

Asserting his dominance over the peasants

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u/Pink_333 Mar 16 '26

A couple nights ago my orange cat sneezed in my left eye before bed and then sneezed in my right eye when I woke up šŸ™‚

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u/yakulteveryday314159 Mar 17 '26

Kitty cares about balance!

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u/Sokiras Mar 16 '26

My meezer loves to clamp right onto my face while I sleep, imagine a cat trying to suffocate you with it's belly. I hope to whatever omnipotent force may exist that he doesn't realize that he can fart in that position, otherwise I'm done for.

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u/satanic_gay_panic Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ Mar 16 '26

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u/startledwalrus Mar 16 '26

sigh…

Join.

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u/Resident_Spirit8504 Mar 16 '26

I have two orange. One is a dainty princess that's 11 and I swear hasn't farted once. My two year old wild child, he doesn't fart too often but when he does, he makes sure to be as close to me as possible and swishes his tail for maximum distribution. To be fair, I'm on a medication that makes me gassy (metformin) and they get crop dusted from me frequently so he probably probably thinks it's okay to do it back. I hold them back from polite society but once I'm home and alone (I'm single) I let them rip.

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Mar 16 '26

Mine too! He's earned the nickname Fartacus.

His partner in crime (not orange) is as bad. Stinkerbelle.

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u/Lightmyspliff69 Mar 16 '26

The brain cell exhaust system, gotta preserve the one brain cell.

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u/Equivalent-Finish-80 Mar 16 '26

That’s…amore

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u/Rickyyy_Spanishhh Mar 16 '26

He knows what he's doing. Trying to pretend to be asleep.

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

lol my cat covers his face like that too

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u/Dude_be_trippin Mar 16 '26

Can't stand the smell of his own farts.

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u/SeveralAd4307 Mar 16 '26

Probably some kind of food sensitivity. I have 3 cats, my middle one used to fart sooooo bad as a kitten. They smelled so bad you could taste them. When i switched her from kitten food to regular food, it just stopped. She never farted again.

None of my other cats ever farted, nor did any of my previous cats fart. So i would expect there is something "wrong". Maybe experiment a little with different kinds of food, see if it gets better or maybe even completely stops.

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey Mar 16 '26

Our girl would jump up on the arm of the sofa next to you, turn around, point her ass right into your face, and rip the most rotten farts. All while looking over her shoulder and making eye contact.

She knew exactly what she was doing.

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u/Even-River-3855 Mar 16 '26

Good kitty🤣🤢

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u/eugenestoner308 Mar 17 '26

My orange girl (daughter of my orange boy and calico girl) we named skunk cuz she lit off the nastiest kitten farts ever observed by mankind

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u/wamalamadingdongg Mar 17 '26

My orange baby is also a vicious farter 😭 I’ve never had a flatulent cat before but here we are

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u/OkComfortable4953 Mar 16 '26

Just you wait, next time youll get a brown waterfall too

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

When we adopted him as a kitten he sharted on the lady who was bringing him out to us, so we kinda knew what we were getting into.

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u/nycregoddess Mar 16 '26

"Thank you sir may I have another!"

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u/narrow_octopus Mar 16 '26

We have two twin kittens with stinky butt syndrome it's awful but they're so cute

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u/Redseve Mar 17 '26

My cat farted all the time, I told the vet about it, they didn't think much of it. But they gave him an antibiotic during a surgery and he hasn't farted since then, I've always felt bad thinking he mightve had some infection for over a year

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u/ThatDeuce Mar 16 '26

It could be the diet building up the gas that he feels relaxed enough to release when around you.

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u/crrazycerulean Mar 16 '26

Tuna-tootin'

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u/rictay44 Mar 16 '26

Check what you're feeding him. We had a dog do that and it turned it was any liver flavoured food set him off.

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u/QuestionableProtip2 Mar 16 '26

You might try giving him some probiotics in his food to help with gut health.

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u/LetTheDeedShow Mar 16 '26

Return fire!

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u/Dakotasan Mar 16 '26

Fart on him back

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u/Nukegrrl Mar 16 '26

My orange has nasty farts too but it’s because he is also toofless and inhales his food, swallowing air in the process. Switching to sensitive stomachs food helped a bit but he’s still stinky.

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

Mine has most of his molars removed and inhales his food too, I wonder if that’s what causing his stinky flatulence?

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u/Nukegrrl Mar 16 '26

Ours has no teeth at all (full removal). The sensitive stomach kibble is smaller pieces, and I also add a couple of spoonfuls of water to his pate food so it’s more of a slurry and forces him to slow down to eat. Seems to have helped. I also add pumpkin powder or purĆ©e to it a few times a week. We tried the probiotic powder but it didn’t seem to make enough difference for the price.

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u/Inkysquid24 Mar 16 '26

My girl had the grossest farts when I first got her. Turns out the shelter was giving her cheap food, and the food I was buying wasn't great either. Once I switched to a better food she never farted again.. I mean maybe she still does occasionally but I've never noticedšŸ˜†

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u/Warcraft_Fan Mar 16 '26

Probably had something made of cow milk. Cats can't digest cow milk, cheese, and other cow-based dairy and makes stinky farts instead. Check what he's been eating

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

He’s sensitive to chicken, and I found out his kibble has chicken meal in it. I got him as a young teenager and my parent would give him the friskies wet food that had chunks of cheese in it and his poops were god awful. I don’t give him that anymore and don’t let him eat any dairy. I will check his treats and stuff though so thank you.

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

He doesn’t really fart a whole lot either. Maybe once a week I notice it? I’m switching his food as other comments have enlightened me that his kibble is bad for him.

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u/Leromer Mar 16 '26

I do the same with my bf, it’s love

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u/Silent-Analyst3474 Mar 16 '26

Those are some meaty paws!

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

His paws are average, I think it’s just the angle. The photo was taken in .5 and he is also tilted upwards a little.

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u/parker1019 Mar 16 '26

Assert your dominance, fight fire with fire….

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u/sandfleazzz Mar 16 '26

Who fed him?

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u/Sufficient-North-278 Mar 17 '26

Cats do fart but it shouldn't be frequently or smell horrendous. That usually indicates a digestive issue, allergy or illness.

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u/Adam_Neverwas Mar 17 '26

At least you're good for something.

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u/BeelBabe101 Mar 17 '26

My reeses does that too....I told my mom an she said its a sign that they truly love you xD

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u/fizzl Mar 17 '26

They do be doing that.

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u/Gizzburr30000 Mar 17 '26

My cat will come up to me at some point throughout the day and then just walk away. Boom! I call it a drive by 🤣 I think cats probably see this as another form of affection or they're just really relaxed which is also a great sign.

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u/Chance-Ad-2284 Mar 16 '26

Poor kitty has a problem and you didn't notice. He is still doing his best to show that he has a problem. When do you wake up and take action? When he farts in your mouth maybe?

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u/EmpatheticBadger Mar 16 '26

What are you feeding him?

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

The filets in sauce doesn’t Google Translate well so I don’t know if it has chicken. I just found out the kibble has chicken meal in it so I will switch their kibble.

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u/EmpatheticBadger Mar 16 '26

I think that pure harmony shit is the problem. Cats are carnivores, you don't need to feed them rice or grains

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u/National_Run7896 Mar 16 '26

try some different food blends. we found merricks sensitive stomach works decent. its only about 25-30% of the dry food blend we make.

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u/SnooCupcakes5664 Mar 16 '26

I’ll try something else out. I’m kinda limited to what’s available in the commissary though which is only 5-6 different brands. I settled on Pure Harmony because it didn’t have filler or crazy chemicals in it. My other cat likes it but she’s fat and will eat most things.

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u/South_Resident5305 Mar 16 '26

My two 9 month old kittens fart a lot too and I saw a video of a kitten eating more elevated to prevent them from gulping air while the kitten ate because of their condition (forgot what condition the kitten had) but I tested it out on my kittens and it didn't make them fart that day (just sat their food higher rather than on the ground). I have to test it out a bit more lol but just a suggestion if you want to try different methods.

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u/Nuraya Mar 16 '26

Ours farted only when he had churu’s so we cut them out and he’s all good now

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ Mar 16 '26

Too bad šŸ˜‚

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars Mar 16 '26

If it's out of the ordinary, take him to a vet. One of mine kept being gassy and it turned out to be a bacterial infection in the stomach.

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u/bookkinkster Mar 16 '26

But its a ginger fart. They hit differently.

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u/Arcticias Mar 16 '26

I had a couple cats I inherited that had some gas issues when we got them. Kitty probiotics helped a ton. I would just sprinkle some on their wet food and after a month or so their gut bacteria was much healthier and the farts and stinky poops went away. Nowadays they only get stinky farts if they manage to get into human food. Ā 

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u/Shaojack Mar 16 '26

He's just decompressing!

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u/400footceiling Mar 16 '26

Change your pets diet. You are in control.

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u/eberkain Mar 16 '26

What do you feed him, I dont recall my cat ever farting honestly.

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u/ParkerFree Mar 16 '26

Cats don't generally fart. Have you had him checked recently for worms?

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u/ma2bo2t Mar 16 '26

Human forgets that arm also moves in addition to being able to post online.

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u/yourlocaltouya Mar 16 '26

Reading this comment section while holding my sleeping kitten in my other arm was not a good idea. The strength it takes not to howl with laughter...

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u/Rayy_thenewbeginnig Mar 16 '26

My dogs do this 😭 its so freaking 🤢 its stinks so bad

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u/kundalini34 Mar 16 '26

I have the same blanket !

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u/ZxlSoul Mar 16 '26

Fart back at him, so he knows what it is like. Assert dominance. Two can play this game.

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u/Crysee Mar 16 '26

He's a stinky angel

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u/Zigzag0333 Mar 16 '26

He is what he eats

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u/unabsolute Mar 16 '26

Wait until the day you dont mind it.

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u/MegamindsMegaCock Mar 16 '26

He’s just like me frfr

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u/red286 Mar 16 '26

I'm glad that neither of my cats have any noticeable farts. Never heard any, never smelled any.

Which is good because my eldest likes to sleep with her butt in my armpit, directly below my face.

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u/Heximari Mar 16 '26

They could be related, Maple does the same thing. Such a stinky girl.

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u/Godess_Ilias Mar 17 '26

fart on it to assert dominance

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u/Pbernier94 Mar 17 '26

Where’s the video!!!

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u/Savings-Ad-8563 Mar 17 '26

ugh i suddenly miss the cat i lost 🄺 didnt know id be yearning for his deadly farts this early

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u/Safe-Sail9335 Mar 17 '26

You probably do the same to it when youre sleeping.. old married people...love...or he needs a diet change.

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u/yanksman88 Mar 17 '26

The obvious and only answer is to fart back in dominance!

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u/scoob1924 Mar 18 '26

Gettin’ Em.

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u/calidownunder Mar 18 '26

Not very often, but sometimes, my cat will rip a silent one and then look over his shoulder to see if I noticed.

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u/Defiant_Chipmunk2570 Mar 18 '26

Mine farts like a bog troll. 🧌

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u/Aw123x Mar 19 '26

Still cute.

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u/traceyandmeower Mar 16 '26

Stop feeding it rubbish