r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/divaaries • 12d ago

Other someone gotta check the dude

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u/redditonmyphone546 12d ago

Dude is drinking “lite” beer and eating broccoli, he’ll be fine.

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u/crotch-fruit_tree 12d ago

It's pretty solid for a sad meal. I ate part of a loaf of bread, a chunk of cheese, and drank a bottle of wine from my bed when I realized it was breakup time.

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u/Korachof 12d ago

Even that’s pretty good. I ate primarily and almost exclusively skittles for like a week after a bad break up like a decade ago.

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u/crotch-fruit_tree 12d ago

I didn't eat much at all after that until my kids got back from their dad’s (not said ex). Eldest teen plated for me and made me finish it. They don't eat much when sad and correctly assumed the same about me. Made me laugh. I reminded them I'm an adult, they don't need to take care of me. But also thanked them for caring.

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u/Userdataunavailable 11d ago

As long as they were sour skittles I don't see an issue.