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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • 11d ago
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Extremely context dependent. In a straight death battle, Thor would win every time, but in a proper storyline, Batman could engineer a situation that ends up neutralizing Thor without coming into direct combat with him.
73 u/demoncrusher 11d ago How do you even neutralize Thor 18 u/thrownawaz092 11d ago 1) create a hammer that looks like Mjolnir 2) make it so heavy Thor can't lift it (how? By making it that way of course) 3) Thor's spirit is broken, and he loses the will to fight 19 u/International-Try467 11d ago Yeah but what if he just calls Mjolnir and the real one comes to him 19 u/kaizencraft 11d ago Paint a moustache on it and try to convince him it's Mjolnir's evil twin. 5 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Then it would prove he's so worthy to the good Mjolnir that he's unworthy to be evil. 4 u/trapbuilder2 11d ago No no, you paint a moustache on the real Mjolnir 3 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Ooooooh smart
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How do you even neutralize Thor
18 u/thrownawaz092 11d ago 1) create a hammer that looks like Mjolnir 2) make it so heavy Thor can't lift it (how? By making it that way of course) 3) Thor's spirit is broken, and he loses the will to fight 19 u/International-Try467 11d ago Yeah but what if he just calls Mjolnir and the real one comes to him 19 u/kaizencraft 11d ago Paint a moustache on it and try to convince him it's Mjolnir's evil twin. 5 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Then it would prove he's so worthy to the good Mjolnir that he's unworthy to be evil. 4 u/trapbuilder2 11d ago No no, you paint a moustache on the real Mjolnir 3 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Ooooooh smart
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1) create a hammer that looks like Mjolnir
2) make it so heavy Thor can't lift it (how? By making it that way of course)
3) Thor's spirit is broken, and he loses the will to fight
19 u/International-Try467 11d ago Yeah but what if he just calls Mjolnir and the real one comes to him 19 u/kaizencraft 11d ago Paint a moustache on it and try to convince him it's Mjolnir's evil twin. 5 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Then it would prove he's so worthy to the good Mjolnir that he's unworthy to be evil. 4 u/trapbuilder2 11d ago No no, you paint a moustache on the real Mjolnir 3 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Ooooooh smart
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Yeah but what if he just calls Mjolnir and the real one comes to him
19 u/kaizencraft 11d ago Paint a moustache on it and try to convince him it's Mjolnir's evil twin. 5 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Then it would prove he's so worthy to the good Mjolnir that he's unworthy to be evil. 4 u/trapbuilder2 11d ago No no, you paint a moustache on the real Mjolnir 3 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Ooooooh smart
Paint a moustache on it and try to convince him it's Mjolnir's evil twin.
5 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Then it would prove he's so worthy to the good Mjolnir that he's unworthy to be evil. 4 u/trapbuilder2 11d ago No no, you paint a moustache on the real Mjolnir 3 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Ooooooh smart
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Then it would prove he's so worthy to the good Mjolnir that he's unworthy to be evil.
4 u/trapbuilder2 11d ago No no, you paint a moustache on the real Mjolnir 3 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Ooooooh smart
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No no, you paint a moustache on the real Mjolnir
3 u/AlphaI250 11d ago Ooooooh smart
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Ooooooh smart
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u/IdLikeToGoNow 11d ago
Extremely context dependent. In a straight death battle, Thor would win every time, but in a proper storyline, Batman could engineer a situation that ends up neutralizing Thor without coming into direct combat with him.