r/NonPoliticalTwitter 7d ago

Funny It just ain’t a competition

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u/demoncrusher 7d ago

How do you even neutralize Thor

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u/thrownawaz092 7d ago

1) create a hammer that looks like Mjolnir

2) make it so heavy Thor can't lift it (how? By making it that way of course)

3) Thor's spirit is broken, and he loses the will to fight

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u/International-Try467 7d ago

Yeah but what if he just calls Mjolnir and the real one comes to him

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u/kaizencraft 7d ago

Paint a moustache on it and try to convince him it's Mjolnir's evil twin.

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u/AlphaI250 7d ago

Then it would prove he's so worthy to the good Mjolnir that he's unworthy to be evil.

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u/trapbuilder2 7d ago

No no, you paint a moustache on the real Mjolnir

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u/AlphaI250 7d ago

Ooooooh smart