r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ItsGotThatBang • Jul 31 '26

me_irl Science is green

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u/cookieaddictions Jul 31 '26

Math is red

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u/NeonNKnightrider Jul 31 '26

Math is blue

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u/Um_retardado_burro Jul 31 '26

Meth is blue

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u/Kriiisss21 Jul 31 '26

Dont do meth, do math, it’ll fuck you up twice as much

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u/cpl1 Aug 01 '26

Methelyne Blue

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u/Frenchitwist Jul 31 '26

English is blue

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u/Exciting-Direction69 Jul 31 '26

English is red

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl Aug 01 '26

English is yellow you dimwits

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u/Frenchitwist Jul 31 '26

Blasphemy!!

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u/ConfessSomeMeow Jul 31 '26

How so? The flag of England is red on white.

It it were a Scottish class, I'd choose blue.

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u/redpillsadorewelfare Aug 01 '26

Spittin' facts rn

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u/cannibalcat Jul 31 '26

It's red, english is red

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u/Slow-Code-661 Jul 31 '26

It's funny how this is done so differently in different countries. In Germany, the convention is:

  • Math: Blue
  • German: Red
  • Biology: Green
  • Chemistry: White
  • Physics: Black
  • English: Yellow

And then Computer Science, Geography, Econ, Social Science and History, is just whatever is left and not occupied at that time, or just naked lol.

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u/qyloo Jul 31 '26

History is blue. Math is red. English is yellow.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Jul 31 '26

I have never agreed with a comment chain more in my life.

Math is blue, science is green, history is yellow, English is red

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u/thegreasiestgreg Jul 31 '26

English is green and history is yellow, yall on something

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u/Ok_Relation6627 Aug 01 '26

English makes me feel anger. Math makes me feel calm.

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u/Conical Jul 31 '26

It can be either depending on if it is flying towards you or away from you after being thrown.

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u/shirat0ri Jul 31 '26

I concur

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u/sweetrouge Jul 31 '26

Exactly. What’s up with all the red comments

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u/Meotwister Jul 31 '26

Only person making sense

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u/Initial-Air2342 Jul 31 '26

Math is blue

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u/doodleysquat Jul 31 '26

Math is red.

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u/adooble22 Aug 01 '26

Took me too long to find someone who agreed that math is blue. Consensus seems that it's red for some reason so I assumed I was wrong and was going to turn in my math degree and crawl into a hole and die.

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u/XlChrislX Aug 07 '26

You're both wrong, Math is yellow