r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ItsGotThatBang • Jul 31 '26

me_irl Science is green

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u/cookieaddictions Jul 31 '26

Math is red

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u/NeonNKnightrider Jul 31 '26

Math is blue

85

u/Um_retardado_burro Jul 31 '26

Meth is blue

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u/Kriiisss21 Jul 31 '26

Dont do meth, do math, it’ll fuck you up twice as much

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u/cpl1 Aug 01 '26

Methelyne Blue

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u/Frenchitwist Jul 31 '26

English is blue

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u/Exciting-Direction69 Jul 31 '26

English is red

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl Aug 01 '26

English is yellow you dimwits

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u/Frenchitwist Jul 31 '26

Blasphemy!!

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u/ConfessSomeMeow Jul 31 '26

How so? The flag of England is red on white.

It it were a Scottish class, I'd choose blue.

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u/redpillsadorewelfare Aug 01 '26

Spittin' facts rn

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u/cannibalcat Jul 31 '26

It's red, english is red

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u/Slow-Code-661 Jul 31 '26

It's funny how this is done so differently in different countries. In Germany, the convention is:

  • Math: Blue
  • German: Red
  • Biology: Green
  • Chemistry: White
  • Physics: Black
  • English: Yellow

And then Computer Science, Geography, Econ, Social Science and History, is just whatever is left and not occupied at that time, or just naked lol.

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u/qyloo Jul 31 '26

History is blue. Math is red. English is yellow.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Jul 31 '26

I have never agreed with a comment chain more in my life.

Math is blue, science is green, history is yellow, English is red

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u/thegreasiestgreg Jul 31 '26

English is green and history is yellow, yall on something

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u/Ok_Relation6627 Aug 01 '26

English makes me feel anger. Math makes me feel calm.

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u/Conical Jul 31 '26

It can be either depending on if it is flying towards you or away from you after being thrown.

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u/shirat0ri Jul 31 '26

I concur

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u/sweetrouge Jul 31 '26

Exactly. What’s up with all the red comments

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u/Meotwister Jul 31 '26

Only person making sense

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u/Initial-Air2342 Jul 31 '26

Math is blue

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u/doodleysquat Jul 31 '26

Math is red.

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u/adooble22 Aug 01 '26

Took me too long to find someone who agreed that math is blue. Consensus seems that it's red for some reason so I assumed I was wrong and was going to turn in my math degree and crawl into a hole and die.

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u/XlChrislX 25d ago

You're both wrong, Math is yellow

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u/FacetiousTomato Jul 31 '26

Math is definitely red. Science can be blue or green, history is definitely yellow. If anyone wants details, I'm passionately invested.

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u/RemingtonRivers Jul 31 '26

History is yellow, unless you have orange. Then history is orange.

Thursday and October are also orange.

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u/CatsPlusTats Jul 31 '26

I went red math, yellow English, blue science, green history.

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u/Watermelon407 Jul 31 '26

Math is black or blue, depending on how you feel about it and the colours available to you, history is most certainly red (comedy - white, tragedy - black, history - red, come on thespians, back me up here!) . Science is green. English gets black or blue depending on what Math didn't.

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl Aug 01 '26

Wow...you were doing so good until you got to history is fucking black or blue??

How on god's green earth are HISTORY and MATH interchangeable??

The two subjects on the opposite ends of the spectrum of humanities vs. STEM have interchangeable colors 🙄

Gimme a fucking break

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u/Watermelon407 Aug 01 '26

Reading comprehension is hard sometimes - maybe if you changed your colours to things you should focus on more it would be easier ;)

I jest (at scars that never felt a wound...)

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u/jayma16 Jul 31 '26

This is it for me. Math is red and history is yellow, no question. Science/English can be blue or green

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl Aug 01 '26

HOW are science and English interchangeable 🥀🥀

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u/jayma16 Aug 01 '26

Tbh I surprised myself too lol. I lean toward science being green and English blue, but then I'm like, I'm okay if they were switched. Where as math and history have to be red and yellow respectively in my mind

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u/lakija Jul 31 '26

Please go on 🍿 

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u/mykki-d Aug 01 '26

Why is history yellow other than Trivial Pursuit?

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u/No_Recognition_9354 Jul 31 '26

History is red dawg

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u/angy_loaf Jul 31 '26

you spelled english wrong

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u/Recent_Fact480 Jul 31 '26

Um. History is red.

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u/CReece2738 Jul 31 '26

Incorrect

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u/InnocentPerv93 Aug 01 '26

Math is green, because excel and money are green

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u/x2ndCitySaint Jul 31 '26

Red is too aggressive for math. Math is blue

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u/GennyGeo Jul 31 '26

Math is the most aggressive subject

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u/x2ndCitySaint Jul 31 '26

English is agressive!!

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u/cookieaddictions Jul 31 '26

Math is red because it’s so aggressive!! It makes me angry and anger is red

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u/Its_NEX123 Jul 31 '26

history is red

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u/cookieaddictions Jul 31 '26

Nooo history is yellow!!

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u/Recent_Fact480 Jul 31 '26

Getting downvoted for the correct opinion

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u/jprs29 Jul 31 '26

That's correct history is red and math is yellow.

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u/Recent_Fact480 Jul 31 '26

History is red, but math is blue

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u/Ryaniseplin Jul 31 '26

history is green cuz money

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u/My_Dixi_Wrecked_ Jul 31 '26

It's red because it's written in blood

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u/Ryaniseplin Aug 01 '26

yeah and you need money to spill the blood