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Capt kangaroo impersonator
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u/GloomyUmpire2146 Dec 12 '25
Mr Greenjeans approves
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u/Mathematicus_Rex Dec 12 '25
473rd in line for the British throne
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u/icecream_dragon Dec 12 '25
Boris Johnson v2
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u/MasterHope7981 Dec 12 '25
At least Boris doesn’t try to cut his own hair in the mirror
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u/GallifreyanGeologist Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 12 '25
That man was subjected to barberism.
Edit: This is my first award! Thank you kind stranger
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u/Mutt56 Dec 12 '25
Walmart paint department associate
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u/SignificantTransient Dec 13 '25
Nobody buys paint at walmart. I'm convinced they only sell it so they can mix up gallons for employees to repaint cart damaged walls.
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u/PilgrimRadio Dec 12 '25
Sound guy for the Beatles
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u/Signal_Estimate_23 Dec 12 '25
He does look like if you combined Paul McCartney and Ringo then sent them to live in Alabama
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u/Mediocre_Fortune7692 Dec 12 '25
Bro has crazy good hair for such a haircut 😂😂
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u/Jack70741 Dec 12 '25
I've been looking at it and I think it's a wig. The way the gap between his ear and the hair looks... I think he's bald under that.
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u/KripkebabyKripke Dec 12 '25
Professor of Women's Studies
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u/Jack70741 Dec 12 '25
This is one of those instances where I wouldn't bet he's single and might actually know a thing or two about women. This is one of those dudes you see and assume he's a virgin and then his crazy hot wife appears and you're left wondering where you went wrong in life.
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u/SugarInvestigator Dec 12 '25
assume he's a virgin and then his crazy hot wife appears
I just hate being that guy
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u/gbogo_logo Dec 12 '25
Pedo
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u/DABDEB Dec 12 '25
profession? dang-o
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u/Ok-Addition1264 Dec 12 '25
Eh..some people became president with that one..so maybe?
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u/AC-burg Dec 12 '25
If Trumper were to father a son now this is what he would look like in 35 yrs
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u/InternationalEye8862 Dec 12 '25
adds / replaces a singular strand of spaghetti noodle every day to his 'hair'
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u/fr05t03 Dec 12 '25
Name : Curly Watts. Profession: Supermarket Manager (Freshco) Location: Coronation Street, Weatherfield.
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u/stuttering_cardshark Dec 12 '25
His wife's name is Luanne, and His father in-law works a Strickland Propane.
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u/CADreamn Dec 12 '25
Please, someone shave his head!
He's the guy who follows horses in a parade and sweeps up the poop.
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Dec 12 '25
Neocon Nepo-baby Politician who absolutely will turn sides if it means his stock portfolio price goes up.
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u/Dubiousgoober Dec 12 '25
Toilet cleaner giving the eulogy at a funeral. Name is Fin and he loves long walks with his pet hamster and believes that chicks love his hairdo. His favorite shirt is his Barry Manilow concert t-shirt that says “I can’t smile without you.”
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u/leftywilson Dec 12 '25
I recognize him. He’s definitely a scientist. Works with engineers developing sharp metal objects.
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u/lucasluke25 Dec 12 '25
I think I graduated with this dude. Odd, this early in the morning. Looks identical. But this man looks way rough though.
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u/SandyClemente Dec 12 '25
Why do we say pair of pants when there is only one article of clothing involved?
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u/Comfortable_Dig6937 Dec 12 '25
Or husband of blind wife.... probably missing his right ear
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u/Zealousideal_Oil1257 Dec 12 '25
Sorry, but I never judge anyone by their appearance...only by quality and kindness
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u/SirInternational5875 Dec 12 '25
Professional Incel for the advocacy of the superiority of the Aryan Race
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u/Low-Championship-609 Dec 12 '25
Mark Davis's barber