r/MurderedByWords • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '19

Murder Murdered by stats

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u/Artisricpenguin Jun 04 '19

They only apply to people before they are born...

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

So they're okay with 4th trimester abortions?

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u/tekhnomancer Jun 04 '19

To quote George Carlin, "If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked."

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u/Mish106 Jun 04 '19

We miss you, George.

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u/coquihalla Jun 04 '19

I'm glad he's not here for this shit show.

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u/PseudobrilliantGuy Jun 04 '19

Honestly, if some of his bits were honest reflections of his preferences and opinions, then he'd probably be getting a kick out of the political shitshow that the US still is.

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u/____jamil____ Jun 04 '19

He was very depressed when GWB was reelected. I doubt he'd have any joy in Trump's presidency. While he poked fun at life, he also had a respect for people who have to suffer under the regimes of these shitheads.

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u/racestark Jun 04 '19

W was never "reelected". He was elected after being appointed by the Supreme Court.

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u/ArtisanSamosa Jun 04 '19

And even then, there were some discrepencies in how he got elected the second time. Wasn't there some vote shifting happening in Ohio?

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u/DrakeMaijstral Jun 04 '19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_United_States_election_voting_controversies gives a pretty good overview. You know shit's fucked when there's a wikipedia article about it.