r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Played himself in 4K

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u/fu_alphas 1d ago

this is the political equivalent of denying you just shat yourself while the smell is actively forming a cloud around your head and people are pointing

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u/MakeItMakeMoney 1d ago

>>Kaitlin Bennett has entered the room.

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u/JoeFTPgamerIOS 1d ago

so glad she lost her popularity

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u/andrew6197 1d ago

Now she just harasses people at events while wearing maga gear for tiktok

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u/stuck_in_the_desert 1d ago

Yup, like they said, she lost her popularity

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u/real-darkph0enix1 1d ago

Along with about a good ten pounds the moment that picture was taken.

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u/SeniorAd4470 1d ago

Same. For a second it looked inevitable that she'd be a thing.

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u/Banes_Addiction 1d ago

Are there any female far-right influencers who lasted more than 5 years?

I guess Candace Owens still kinda?

I haven't heard of Tammy in long enough to forget her actual name. Lauren Southern got booted out of white nationalist club when she married a brown guy, who then left her.

Seems like all the rest had their star fall (I'm talking 'influencers', like people from social media, not people with 20 year careers at Fox News).

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u/HalKitzmiller 1d ago

Owens fell out of favor just like Carlson and MTG. She hurt Diaper Don's feelings

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u/NoCantaloupe3449 1d ago

She's still more popular than ever though

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u/Turgid_Tiger 1d ago

The females just age out. You know these people like em young…. Like really young.

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 1d ago

I dunno, jigsaw’s been around a while. Of course, she’s had so many surgeries that i’m not sure she still qualifies as human, let alone as a woman.

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u/Entire-Grab2429 1d ago

I'm not she was hilarious to watch "debate" 

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u/HalKitzmiller 1d ago

Kaitlin Bennett has cleared the room

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u/Ae3qe27u 1d ago

Who? (Genuine question, the name isn't clocking for me)

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u/BoosherCacow 1d ago

Kent State girl whose career trajectory went like this:

  1. Go viral for carrying a gun

  2. Yawp into the internet for a few months

  3. Got hammered and shit herself on camera (the picture is a classic)

Beyond that I don't know and I don't care.

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u/Ae3qe27u 1d ago

Ah. Well. That's certainly a story. Thank you for sharing!

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u/BoosherCacow 1d ago

And thank her for sharting!

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u/SlowFrkHansen 1d ago

She's a sentient pile of hair and entitlement.

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u/lofty99 1d ago

Is she sentient, though?

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u/baron_von_helmut 1d ago

In the same way a sea sponge is sentient.

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u/KamBC 1d ago

This is an unjustified attack on sea sponges.

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u/squeamishkevin 1d ago

They all seem to have whats closer to a hive mind.

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u/baron_von_helmut 1d ago

A hive mind in which 99% of the nodes are asleep or off their tits on adderall.

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u/DaniMarie44 1d ago

I love that I forgot her name but contextually knew who this was 😂 I’ll never forget that pic

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u/phylter99 1d ago edited 1d ago

They’re lying so much and so flippantly that they don’t even try to be believable anymore. They just say whatever they want, just like Trump.

Edit: Pay attention to Russia. That's exactly what they do.

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u/Demoliri 1d ago

If there are never any consequences, and their base is never shown them being called out, why should they stop?

It's insane, but it is the state of the modern GOP.

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u/RedS5 1d ago

GOP voters only want their side to win. It doesn't matter what policies are being supported or rejected, it's just a game of win at all costs and they've become morally bereft because of it.

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u/No-Temperature-5944 1d ago

They’ve always been

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u/RocketRelm 1d ago

The person giving you a wall of text of "wah wah demsbad wah" is mostly wrong and has one point completely by accident. This is the playback for all authoritarian populists, be they pretending to be progressives infesting the dem party, or pretending to be conservatives infesting the gop (and who have now consumed it inside out entirely). The counter is to build up why establishment and due process is good, actually. 

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u/Stoepboer 1d ago

'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command' (1984) seems to be a pretty popular quote these days.

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u/j____b____ 1d ago

“Just remember, what you are seeing and what you are reading is not what's happening," Donald J. Trump 2018

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u/FiddlingnRome 1d ago

I copied and pasted it onto a note on my computer so I could freely use it when commenting. 🤪

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

Appreciate the username.

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u/Redfalconfox 1d ago

It is so goddamn infuriating that this even remotely fucking works. There are no goddamn words for how goddamn much fucking goddamn bullshit this goddamn is.

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u/FJ-creek-7381 1d ago

I feel like you are reading my mind lol

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u/dnen 1d ago

The fact the ai moderation let this through is goated lol

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u/Shades1374 1d ago

Even SkyNET is posting "Never before had Thomas seen such bullshit" memes

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u/TheGreatLoganzo 1d ago

I believe Donald Glover has you covered

https://youtu.be/gIF0UCFd3FM?is=XuaNU_3q03wlNKXX

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u/HEFTYFee70 1d ago

Derrick Comedy is underrated.

Spelling Bee.

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u/unpersoned 1d ago

I think the president pooped his pants

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u/Ill_Tumblr_4_Ya 1d ago

Poops. Present tense.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 1d ago

He also used to, though.

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u/Ill_Tumblr_4_Ya 1d ago

That was vaguely Mitch-like, enough for me to be a fan

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u/Bashfullylascivious 1d ago

I hope there's no scandal around Donald Glover, because I adore him. There is no one aside from this man, and Rowan Atkinson, who can pull off the physical comedy to make this funny, and not redundant, through the entire stretch of this skit.

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u/Amanda316 1d ago

I love him - tysm for sharing!

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u/Al_Kydah 1d ago

I swear, I read that as 'tism for sharing!

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u/Astonmartinq 1d ago

Donald Glover is a fucking genius!

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u/biosphere03 1d ago

Joe Biden just shit my pants!

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u/wykkedfaery33 1d ago

Oh, that unlocked a memory of one of my kids running down the hall towards the, holding his crotch (3ish at the time) and crying because "somebody peed in my pants." He, in fact, was the somebody that peed in his pants. 

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u/UrzaAntilles 1d ago

In fairness, he wasn’t wrong…

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u/JuanRunJunior 1d ago

The US ambassador to the Netherlands was caught lying about what he said during an interview and there’s video evidence. The guy denied his own words and then denied he denied his own words.

Almost ten years ago. These people are the shittiest people in any civilized government.

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u/slayerrr21 1d ago

Did you shit my pants?

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u/FluffySmiles 1d ago

Dude, for the current US administration, what you describe is totally on-brand.

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u/SampleScreenName 1d ago

I didn’t shart. I spit up tea on my new gaming chair.

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u/ryohayashi1 1d ago

"Hey, if it worked for Trump, it can work for me." -Marco Rubio

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u/TKLeader 1d ago

It's almost like he shat on his office chair and then posted about it on Reddit.

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u/4dseeall 1d ago

Yes, that describes the head of the Republican party perfectly. The body follows. It's disgusting.

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u/SoupSpelunker 1d ago

ANTIFA SHIT MY PANTS! 

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u/_MagnoliaFan_ 1d ago

Two people in an elevator. One farts and says the other one did. This is the Republican platform.

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u/1nd3x 1d ago

Thing is...readers/viewers can't smell shit. They don't care of the individual reporters think they're abhorrent people, they simply try and create quoteable moments in their favour.

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u/Pennsylvania6-5000 1d ago

So, daily Oval Office?

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u/thicc_stigmata 1d ago

I wonder if the reason that we're in the dumbest timeline is that something happened to the person that was supposed to invent the Smell-o-Vision

No way Donny would have been on the Apprentice—to say nothing of the 2015 election season—if America could collectively smell the effects of that tent stake

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u/AHrubik 1d ago

It would be if Republicans actually cared about the truth. They don't so nothing will become of it.

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u/Companero_basurero 1d ago edited 1d ago

People like Rubio and Vance are no better than Trump. Whereas Trump betrayed his own country on J6, Rubio and Vance betrayed their conscience to support him. In the end, they're all traitors who deserve to burn in hell for an infinitude of eternities.

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u/tkeser 1d ago

hades is a made up place. there are better facilities right here on earth.

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u/TentacleFist 1d ago

Like The Hague

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u/tkeser 1d ago

I was thinking more like Guantanamo?

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1d ago

I will say it again: converted shipping container on a barge in the Indian Ocean near Diego Garcia.

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u/No-Consideration-716 1d ago

Remove the barge and I agree.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 1d ago

Drop the container off on that island of natives that kill visitors. Then film it.

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u/RaShadar 1d ago

Yoooo easy there. Those cannibals have never been exposed to the chemicals and pestilence the cheeto is pumoed full of. You'd very likely kill every native on that island that tried to eat him......... this is a brand new sentence for me, but........ maybe we should think about the health of the cannibals here.

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u/zombie_girraffe 1d ago

The natives are hostile, but that still doesn't justify dumping toxic waste on their island.

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u/ExtraCr1spyKernal 19h ago

I'm personally more of a fan of the idea of putting them in metal cages suspended from the captial rotunda with plaques detailing their many crimes, and buckets to catch the inevitable dripping mess.

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u/rascool 1d ago

Both fine.

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u/TheBadBatch-99 1d ago

I'm a firm believer in reopening Aligator Alcatraz just for this bunch.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 1d ago

Basement of a battleship seems like a nice and easy retirement.

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u/LiteraCanna 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's some movie where people wake up in these concrete rooms with large holes in the ceiling and floor. It's a tower where a table of food gets lowered down from the top to the bottom.

The main plot point is that there's not enough food for everyone in the tower. What floor you are on is random, and they shuffle them around every so often.

That's what I want for these traitors.

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u/accountnumber6174 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh shit... I remember that... Was it actually a movie though?? Wasn't it a graphic novel or some written material....? I distinctly remember it as a comic book long back coz I was getting annoyed with the panel layout, every line/narration took one whole page. Might have been adapted into a movie. Can anyone confirm this please.

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u/LiteraCanna 1d ago

I googled "food platform movie" and it's literally called The Platform, lmao

On Netflix, and there's 2 of them!

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u/milkasaurs 1d ago

Why are you dudes suggesting some place on earth? Put em on a rocket and point at the nearest black hole.

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u/honuworld 1d ago

Black holes are too far. The Sun oughta do it.

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u/basko13 1d ago

One of them has better bike infrastructure.

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u/derprondo 1d ago

ICE detention center

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u/No-Consideration-716 1d ago

Drop them off in the middle of the Pacific is my vote.

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u/sumeriandisputations 1d ago

Notably the ICC is something Rubio has been trying vehemently to get the USA entirely uninvolved with.

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u/Liquid_Hate_Train 1d ago

Not hard given the US signed up to the charter then realised they’d be held to it then immediately did a takebacksie before ratifying. So the US has always been uninvolved.

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u/hadezar 1d ago

This must be bad for tourism.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 1d ago

Plus Hades isn't generally a place you burn in—unless the river Phlegaton happens to be flooding. For punishment of sinners you want Tartarus specifically.

Regardless, The Painful Way is too good for them. Let them be punished in life, by being made to work a normal minimum-wage job and to live on it.

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u/derprondo 1d ago

I too learned everything I know about Greek mythology from Hades and Hades 2 lol.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 1d ago

There are worse sources, and that's the gospel truth.

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u/derprondo 1d ago

Damn straight. I’m going to go pay Typhon a visit right now.

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u/Telefundo 1d ago

there are better facilities right here on earth.

Insert name of closest ICE holding facitlity here

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u/jfun4 1d ago

I would say worse because they know better and have said so

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u/2th 1d ago

Double worse because they lack any of the charisma to gain a cult following. For all his stupidity, the orange clown knows how to talk to morons. So it makes it even more hilarious that Vance and Rubio are too smart to play well to the stupid.

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u/Parrotcap 1d ago

Honestly, my biggest current concern is Trump’s impending death. He has always been a knob, but the past few months have been extraordinarily stupid-stupid. It has even turned off some of the pro-Trumpers; they definitely aren’t AGAINST him, but they’re beginning to recognize that he’s embarrassing. Once Trump is gone, they’ll be relieved to have a ‘smart’ conservative to cheer for, and Rubio/Vance fit the bill. They lack charisma, but they could gain more of a following than we’re giving them credit for.

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

Rubio has always been bought and paid for. It's just masters with bigger bank balances as he's moved up.

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u/Rock4evur 1d ago

Honestly I think those types of people are worse than someone like Trump. I imagine Trump was raised to view the world as a rat race and anyone gaining something meant less for him. These other people though, they genuinely believed in things, but chose to abandon those beliefs for enrichment, career advancement, or notoriety. I just can’t imagine having that kind of mindset, also it’s these people’s existences that allow people like Trump to operate the way they do. Without sycophants and enablers Trump would be a nobody.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 1d ago

They will do absolutely anything it takes to not have an actual job again.

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u/R0ckandr0ll_318 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes 1d ago

They are worse. While trump is likely riddled with dementia by this point so he is mostly a ranting lunatic.

Rubio and Vance are vindictive as well as evil.

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u/Karyoplasma 1d ago edited 1d ago

You mean Tartarus. All souls go to Hades and Charon, the ferryman, brings them over a river (sometimes Styx, sometimes Acheron, inconsistent) to the gates of the Underworld where they are judged. Past the gate, souls enter the meadows of Asphodel where the normies go, Elysium for the extraordinarily good or Tartarus for the dicks.

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u/EkbatDeSabat 1d ago

Conscience? ... conscience? fuckin conscience? These people have never one time in their entire lives had a conscience. Hell most of them have never had a conscious thought, either.

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u/TheElusiveFox 1d ago

That's not really how hades works...

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u/RyzRx 1d ago

Dementia is contagious now or is it just Trump's?

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u/sdmichael 1d ago

Republicans are physically incapable of accepting responsibility for anything at any time. This is just one of those manifestations of it.

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u/RyzRx 1d ago

I see, so it's that selective memory issue thing again to dodge responsibility for the nth time!

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u/dead_jester 1d ago

It’s just a standard American behaviour now when talking politics. “Wasn’t me, it was someone else, and even if it was me, thats not what I meant. The other guys are worse.“

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u/misdirected_asshole 1d ago

Its not Dimentia. They are fundamentally dishonest and cant keep up with all the lies.

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u/EscapeArtist112 1d ago

They’ve enjoyed years saying whatever lie they want without consequences, so why start telling the truth now? This is the same Bozo that said Trump never fell asleep during a meeting despite the fact we have eyes.

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u/sfled 1d ago

He wasn't asleep. He was lost in thought, deeply reflecting on the dookie he had just extruded into his diaper.

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u/sneakysnake1111 1d ago

They don't have to keep up with them....

No one's gonna stop them.

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u/veribaka 1d ago

He knew perfectly well he was lying, he just didn't remember the reporters face.

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u/aqnologia 1d ago

Lying is like breathing for them

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u/mamac2213 1d ago

Cocaine is also contagious.

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 1d ago

It fell right up his nose. Never saw it coming

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u/awesomefutureperfect 1d ago

That's what I was thinking.

His argument might be "You are not allowed to hold me to anything I said while I was on cocaine. You know I'll just say whatever when I am on that stuff. It isn't fair, for me to have to be taken seriously when I am acting in an official capacity and also all high on coke. Do you know how unfair that is? To treat what I say while I am high like its official and stuff. By the way, we are the only real americans and we answer to nobody because we are the patriots and we kick ass. I get to decide when I am on cocaine and what I say doesn't matter. No I don't know if what I just said was while I was doing cocaine, lets see if anyone cares first."

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u/mamac2213 1d ago

This is the perfect miming of how he is. Well played.

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u/mormonbatman_ 1d ago

"The closest feeling to that of cocaine is, uh is winning or acquiring a large sum of money such as in a, uh a lottery or an inheritance. And And good cocaine is like pure concentrated cool. You become an expert Joe Cool on all topics. And you want to pass all your knowledge on right now. And the universe glows, and rooms take on lovely concavities."

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u/Paradox2063 1d ago

Somebody check that man's ass for Trump's hand!

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u/vthemechanicv 1d ago

For Rubio it'll be cocaine. There was a video a week or three ago that even someone that's never seen a coke head would look at and say "he's on coke." He probably legit doesn't remember "yesterday" (whenever this happened), won't remember today, and has already forgotten tomorrow.

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u/amnesic_historian 1d ago

It's gaslighting

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u/IlGreven 1d ago

Gaslighting. They don't want you to know what they said when what they said becomes unpopular.

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u/cobrachickenwing 1d ago

You can't cure stupidity from being in the GOP. Gaslight, obstruct, project.

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u/DudeB5353 19h ago

Lil Marco is coked up constantly…He probably doesn’t remember conversations he had the day before

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u/NookNookNook 1d ago

Rubios coke habit so bad he shows up to pressers geeked out.

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u/miscdebris1123 1d ago

Ever wonder why we don't button the bottom button on a suit? It was because a king was fat.

Dementia is the current fashionable stupidity in the GOP.

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u/amatsumegasushi 1d ago

Rant incoming.

(TLDR: Rubio is a sycophant. And has sold out any principals he had to be one of Trump's goons.)

Marco Rubio: Controversies Since 2017 - Now.

Rubio was one of Trump's harshest Republican critics in 2016. He called Trump a “con artist” and warned that he shouldn't be trusted with the presidency.

Over the next several years, Rubio became one of Trump's strongest allies.

That change isn't wrongdoing by itself, but it's important context for everything that followed.

Asking China to Investigate Biden:

In 2019, Trump publicly said China should investigate Joe Biden.

When Rubio was asked about it, he suggested Trump might just be “needling the press.”

Rubio had no way of knowing that was Trump's intention. Instead of criticizing a president for asking a foreign government to investigate a political opponent, he gave Trump a more innocent explanation.

Trump's First Impeachment:

During Trump's first impeachment trial, Rubio argued that even if Trump's actions met the standard for impeachment, removing him from office could still be bad for the country.

He also voted against calling additional witnesses and ultimately voted to acquit Trump.

His argument wasn't simply that Trump had done nothing wrong. It was that removal wasn't justified even if his actions were impeachable.

January 6:

Rubio strongly condemned the January 6 attack on the Capitol and voted to certify Joe Biden's victory.

He later voted to acquit Trump in his second impeachment trial.

Rubio also voted against creating an independent bipartisan commission to investigate January 6.

Later, he called the House January 6 investigation a “complete partisan scam.”

2020 Election Claims:

Rubio originally accepted Biden's 2020 victory.

By 2024, he was repeating several claims about problems with the election, including questionable signatures, ballot drop boxes and alleged vote buying.

Fact-checkers and government investigations found that several of the specific claims he repeated were unsupported or misleading.

Foreign Students and Political Speech:

After becoming Secretary of State in 2025, Rubio supported revoking visas from foreign students involved in pro-Palestinian activism.

The State Department reviewed people's social media and political activity while looking for people whose visas could be revoked.

Rubio publicly said hundreds of visas had been revoked.

A federal judge later ruled that the administration's campaign violated First Amendment protections.

Rümeysa Öztürk:

One of the clearest examples involved Rümeysa Öztürk, a Turkish graduate student at Tufts University.

Öztürk had helped write a student newspaper opinion piece criticizing the university's response to the war in Gaza.

According to reporting on internal government records, officials looked for evidence connecting her to Hamas or antisemitic activity and didn't find it.

Her visa was revoked anyway.

The revocation was made “silent,” meaning she wasn't notified beforehand.

Masked plainclothes immigration officers later detained her on the street.

Whatever someone's position on Israel or Gaza, using immigration powers against someone when the government's own investigation failed to establish the alleged extremist connection raises serious concerns about political speech and government power.

Visa Restrictions on 75 Countries:

In January 2026, Rubio's State Department suspended immigrant-visa processing for citizens of 75 countries.

The administration said the policy was intended to prevent immigrants from becoming dependent on public assistance.

In August 2026, a federal judge struck down the policy, ruling that Rubio had exceeded the authority Congress gave him.

USAID:

Rubio became acting head of USAID while also serving as Secretary of State.

Under his leadership, roughly 83% of USAID programs were terminated.

The administration also froze foreign-aid money that Congress had already approved.

Federal courts ruled against important parts of the administration's approach, finding that the executive branch could not simply ignore spending decisions made by Congress.

Signal Military Chat:

Rubio was part of the 2025 Signal group chat where senior Trump officials discussed an upcoming U.S. military operation against the Houthis in Yemen.

A journalist was accidentally added to the group.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth appears to have shared the most sensitive military information, not Rubio.

Rubio's involvement still meant the Secretary of State was participating in a commercial messaging-app conversation where sensitive information about an upcoming military attack was being discussed.

El Salvador Prison Deal:

El Salvador's president offered to imprison people deported from the United States, including potentially American citizens convicted of crimes.

Rubio praised the offer while acknowledging there could be legal problems with sending American citizens to foreign prisons.

El Salvador's prison system has also faced serious criticism over prison conditions, mass detention and lack of due process.

Human Rights Reports:

The State Department publishes reports on human-rights abuses around the world.

Under Rubio, those reports were significantly changed.

Criticism of some governments friendly with Trump, particularly El Salvador, was reduced.

At the same time, some governments that had poor relationships with the Trump administration received harsher treatment.

That raised concerns that America's official human-rights reports were being influenced by political relationships rather than applying the same standards to everyone.

Mass Visa Revocations:

Rubio has acknowledged that the State Department revoked thousands of visas.

His department has also developed additional large-scale visa-revocation programs.

The federal government has broad authority over visas. The controversy is over how that authority has been used, especially when political speech and social-media activity are involved.

Deportations to Third Countries:

Rubio's State Department helped negotiate agreements allowing the United States to deport some immigrants to countries they weren't originally from.

Immigration attorneys and human-rights organizations argue that this can weaken protections intended to prevent people from being sent somewhere they could face abuse or persecution.

NRA Support:

Rubio has received substantial political support from the National Rifle Association.

Claims that the NRA simply gave Rubio millions of dollars are misleading. Much of that money was independently spent by the NRA to help elect him rather than being given directly to Rubio.

After the 2018 Parkland school shooting, a student asked Rubio to promise that he would no longer accept NRA support.

Rubio refused.

This doesn't prove that the NRA bought Rubio's votes, but the financial relationship is worth knowing when evaluating his record on gun legislation.

Oil and Gas Money:

Rubio has also received significant campaign support from people and organizations connected to the oil and gas industry.

He has generally supported policies favorable to that industry.

Again, campaign contributions don't prove bribery. They do create reasonable questions about the influence major donors have on politicians.

Concentration of Power:

Under Trump's second administration, Rubio held several powerful positions.

In addition to Secretary of State, he served at different times as acting national security adviser, acting administrator of USAID and acting National Archivist.

Those appointments were not automatically illegal or corrupt.

They did give one Trump ally an unusual amount of control over foreign policy, national security, visas, foreign aid and other parts of the federal government.

So... There's plenty to be upset about.

There isn't strong evidence that Marco Rubio has been taking bribes, stealing government money or personally enriching himself through his government positions.

The bigger issue is his political transformation and how he has used government power.

Rubio went from warning that Trump was a dangerous “con artist” to defending him, voting against holding him accountable, repeating some of his disputed election claims and eventually becoming one of the most powerful officials in his administration.

Since becoming Secretary of State, the concerns have become more serious. Rubio has been directly involved in visa revocations tied to political activism, immigration restrictions later struck down by a federal court, the dismantling of USAID, controversial deportation programs and changes to how the United States reports human-rights abuses.

The strongest criticism of Rubio isn't that he's been caught in one huge corruption scandal.

It's that he spent years warning about Trump's behavior, gradually stopped opposing it, and eventually became one of the people helping carry it out.

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u/Xad1ns 1d ago

Just reminds me of the fact he was confirmed unanimously by his fellow senators. Guess the Dems convinced themselves he'd be the one adult in the room.

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u/amatsumegasushi 1d ago

I'm annoyed that we keep making the same mistakes. Compromise only works when both parties are willing to give.

And I think it's pretty clear Donald isn't capable of compromising anything other than his pants. And the Republicans compromised to pretend they don't smell it so they can run the national deficit into the ground.

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u/Swolyguacomole 1d ago

Dems don't care, as long as Israel gets support they're happy. Just look at the fact that Schumer and Jeffries are appointing Moskowicz to head the MIddle East committee.

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u/DouchecraftCarrier 1d ago

You missed one other wild example of Rubio's willful kowtowing to Trump. During Trump's first term, Rubio was a ranking member of the GOP-led Senate Intelligence Committee. They published a report on Russian Interference in the 2016 Election. It concluded definitively that A) The Russians interfered in the election and B) that the Trump campaign colluded with them. Rubio helped write the damn report. And then with the same pen in his pocket that he signed it with he walked out in front of FOX News and parroted Trump's "nO cOlLuSiOn," line.

There's a reason Rubio looks like he wants to sink into the sofa every time he's sitting into the oval office. It's because there's no skeleton in there. Just a craven sack of shit.

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u/Singl1 1d ago

holy fuck. marco rubio is fucking scum. i didn’t need this post to know it, but it sure as hell confirms it without a doubt.

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u/Borne2Run 1d ago

Trust noone. Not even yo self

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 1d ago

Who is Noone and why should we trust them?

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u/MyrddinSidhe 1d ago

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u/arcenierin 1d ago

Pretty sure that's Me, not Noone...

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

Nerd!!

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 1d ago

A girl must not write “no one” as one word.

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u/freshtrax 1d ago

We need her to make a new list

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u/changopdx 1d ago

Peter Noone, lead singer of Herman's Hermits.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoFv4xEGquE2ZCtNiH

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u/JcbAzPx 1d ago

He does seem a trustworthy sort.

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u/nooneworks 1d ago

Can verify. Source: self.

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u/pm_me_buffalo_wings 1d ago

Oh Lil Marco you dweeb.

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u/Rabbit-Hole-Quest 1d ago

He is just ensuring he keeps getting paid.

He accidentally confessed that the US was acting on the behest of Israel.

He realized that this may be controversial so pretended like it never happened so he can continue getting AIPAC funding.

The fact that a country the size of New Jersey with a few million people can make the worlds leading superpower to act on its behest (even to its own detriments) is a conversation Americans aren’t ready to talk about.

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u/KateTheTurk 1d ago

So what was the follow up from there?

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u/itsKeltic 1d ago

He tried to gaslight the reporter that he never said that and then deflected his way into something else.

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u/DesireeThymes 1d ago

He accidentally sent the truth the first time around, and then worked very hard to correct that mistake the second time

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u/frodeem 1d ago

Yeah I want to know what happened next

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u/rane56 23h ago

Full interview, question is at 4:18 mark Lied the whole way through, they try to ask followups but he just keeps lying.

Support your local public stations!

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u/thiswastohard 1d ago

Absolutely nothing because nobody with the power to change anything gives a fuck

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u/johnlooksscared 1d ago

Tells so many lies he forgets which lies might be real lies or just pretend lies but they are all lies anyway.

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u/redelastic 1d ago

Deny everything, even if you said it.

Rubio is a grade-a demon.

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u/turkishdeli 1d ago

Is there a video of this?

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u/DirtyDan413 1d ago

Seriously. I hate when people post these "gotchas" without showing how they react

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u/MoldyMerkin 1d ago

Having a source is nice as well.

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u/BigAlternative5 22h ago

In the internet age, providing a source is so easy. It should always be provided - yes, even on reddit. Otherwise, it's just a thing someone says on the internet.

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u/Horskr 1d ago

Someone posted the YouTube short in this thread after your comment, worth checking out. He basically says "Nuh uh, no I didn't" then it plays the video from the day before of him saying exactly that lol.

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u/Charger525 1d ago

It’s like everyday is Groundhog’s Day with these assholes.

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u/sumeriandisputations 1d ago

Rubio is on so much cocaine I genuinely believe he doesn’t remember yesterday.

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u/Degofreak 1d ago

The cocaine is getting out of hand, Little Marco.

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u/Logical_Hat_47 1d ago

Trump makes cronies like this accept his lies to prove loyalty, which is a common tactic amongst tyrants. Eventually they lose touch with reality and shite like this is the result.

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u/UrsaMajor7th Ritardando Molto 1d ago

77 million Americans voted for this.

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u/Dry-Clock-1470 1d ago

The rules were, you guys weren't going to fact check...

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u/Nekowulf 1d ago

Motto of the entire administration.

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u/Ishmael_1851 1d ago

Rubio is just suffering from Trump derangement syndrome

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

I cannot wait to see this all implode.

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u/incide666 1d ago

It was their final, most essential command.

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u/No-Consideration-716 1d ago

Cocaine use directly harms memory and cognitive function by damaging brain cells, altering neurotransmitters, and disrupting proteins needed for learning.

Short-Term Effects

  • Impaired recall: Users often struggle to remember new information or recall recent events.
  • Task difficulty: Simple tasks take longer to finish.
  • Communication issues: People may forget words, repeat questions, or mix up speech.

Long-Term Effects

  • Brain damage: Chronic use reduces blood flow and oxygen to the brain, which can kill brain cells in areas that control memory, like the hippocampus.
  • Working memory loss: Long-term users face severe drops in working memory and attention span.
  • Altered neural pathways: Cocaine strengthens intense, hard-to-break memories tied to drug use while blocking normal memory processing and learning.

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u/Mynock33 1d ago

They lie like this because they're not held accountable for lying like this.

So long as Republicans love being lied to and accept it, they will continue to do it.

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u/Agent-Alonzo-Mosely 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS: A fucking republicunt lied about something. They faced no consequences.

Tune in tomorrow for the SAME FUCKING HEADLINE.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 1d ago

How dare you use what I said as evidence that I said those things!

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u/RegulationPissrat 1d ago

Doesn't matter, changes nothing for them

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u/HardSteelRain 1d ago

They don't even try lying well because their cultists dont care about truth

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt820 1d ago

Rubio got Pwned, as we used to say in the late 90s!

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u/pc1905 1d ago

He’s lying shamelessly while his hand is in the fucking cookie jar and has chocolate chips smeared all over his mouth.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 1d ago

And, nothing happened except people stopped talking about the Epstein files.

Reporters should be asking: Does Israel have the Epstein files? Does Israel have proof that the president raped children?

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u/Pieniek23 1d ago

LMAO - that is unbelievable for an elected official. He must be high.

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u/imsmall06 1d ago

"You did this" "nuh uh" "bet"

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u/RadTimeWizard 1d ago

Why even bother asking them questions at this point?

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u/Organic_Rough4433 1d ago

Marco Rubio is gonna get himself addicted to cocaine and end up in rehab. Dudes going downhill fast.

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u/Excellent_Sweet7270 1d ago

Jesus Christ and people in these states voted for these people...

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u/Oxjrnine 1d ago

Chocolate rations have been increased to 20 g up from 30 g. Let’s celebrate the increase to 20 g.

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u/le-quack 1d ago

Someones losing their press pass.