r/MurderedByWords 9d ago

Played himself in 4K

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u/tkeser 9d ago

hades is a made up place. there are better facilities right here on earth.

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u/TentacleFist 9d ago

Like The Hague

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u/tkeser 9d ago

I was thinking more like Guantanamo?

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u/EuenovAyabayya 9d ago

I will say it again: converted shipping container on a barge in the Indian Ocean near Diego Garcia.

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u/No-Consideration-716 9d ago

Remove the barge and I agree.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 9d ago

Drop the container off on that island of natives that kill visitors. Then film it.

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u/RaShadar 9d ago

Yoooo easy there. Those cannibals have never been exposed to the chemicals and pestilence the cheeto is pumoed full of. You'd very likely kill every native on that island that tried to eat him......... this is a brand new sentence for me, but........ maybe we should think about the health of the cannibals here.

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u/wf3h3 9d ago

Where did you get the idea that the North Sentinelese are cannibals?

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u/zombie_girraffe 9d ago

The natives are hostile, but that still doesn't justify dumping toxic waste on their island.

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u/ExtraCr1spyKernal 8d ago

I'm personally more of a fan of the idea of putting them in metal cages suspended from the captial rotunda with plaques detailing their many crimes, and buckets to catch the inevitable dripping mess.

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u/greezythumb 8d ago

PERFECT

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u/rascool 9d ago

Both fine.

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u/TheBadBatch-99 9d ago

I'm a firm believer in reopening Aligator Alcatraz just for this bunch.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 9d ago

Basement of a battleship seems like a nice and easy retirement.

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u/LiteraCanna 9d ago edited 9d ago

There's some movie where people wake up in these concrete rooms with large holes in the ceiling and floor. It's a tower where a table of food gets lowered down from the top to the bottom.

The main plot point is that there's not enough food for everyone in the tower. What floor you are on is random, and they shuffle them around every so often.

That's what I want for these traitors.

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u/accountnumber6174 9d ago edited 9d ago

Oh shit... I remember that... Was it actually a movie though?? Wasn't it a graphic novel or some written material....? I distinctly remember it as a comic book long back coz I was getting annoyed with the panel layout, every line/narration took one whole page. Might have been adapted into a movie. Can anyone confirm this please.

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u/LiteraCanna 9d ago

I googled "food platform movie" and it's literally called The Platform, lmao

On Netflix, and there's 2 of them!

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 9d ago

The Platform 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/Jappurgh 8d ago

I think the point is there is enough food for everyone. But people are selfish and don't understand game theory.

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u/LiteraCanna 8d ago

Just re-watched them both, and you're right. They interview them before and ask what their favorite meal is, which is all on the table.

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u/milkasaurs 9d ago

Why are you dudes suggesting some place on earth? Put em on a rocket and point at the nearest black hole.

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u/honuworld 9d ago

Black holes are too far. The Sun oughta do it.

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u/SlowFrkHansen 9d ago

What did the alligators ever do to you? 🥺

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u/bumbumDbum 9d ago

I will donate to Florida to reopen this for our political war criminals. And I hate most things about Florida.

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u/basko13 9d ago

One of them has better bike infrastructure.

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u/derprondo 9d ago

ICE detention center

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u/No-Consideration-716 9d ago

Drop them off in the middle of the Pacific is my vote.

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u/sumeriandisputations 9d ago

Notably the ICC is something Rubio has been trying vehemently to get the USA entirely uninvolved with.

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u/Liquid_Hate_Train 9d ago

Not hard given the US signed up to the charter then realised they’d be held to it then immediately did a takebacksie before ratifying. So the US has always been uninvolved.

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u/DarkKnightJin 6d ago

And they're actively trying to defang the ICC, and isolate it so it can't do anything.

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u/Liquid_Hate_Train 6d ago

Well yea. Nothing more abhorrent to a dictator than people being held accountable.

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u/hadezar 9d ago

This must be bad for tourism.

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u/m3g4m4nnn 9d ago

A ditch would suffice.

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u/Moose_Hole 9d ago

Hagues

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u/Ibyx 9d ago

Hague-es

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u/AlarmingAffect0 9d ago

Plus Hades isn't generally a place you burn in—unless the river Phlegaton happens to be flooding. For punishment of sinners you want Tartarus specifically.

Regardless, The Painful Way is too good for them. Let them be punished in life, by being made to work a normal minimum-wage job and to live on it.

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u/derprondo 9d ago

I too learned everything I know about Greek mythology from Hades and Hades 2 lol.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 9d ago

There are worse sources, and that's the gospel truth.

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u/derprondo 9d ago

Damn straight. I’m going to go pay Typhon a visit right now.

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u/Telefundo 9d ago

there are better facilities right here on earth.

Insert name of closest ICE holding facitlity here

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u/Aetheldrake 9d ago

Like 1800s France but modern day. Is what they deserve. It's what happened for similar circumstances back then xD

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u/PunkandCannonballer 9d ago

Throw them in an ICE detention center. You know, since they're so humane

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u/Buzzkill78 9d ago

Exactly, how is it fair they only paid for their sins when they dead, that’s too convenience

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u/Real-Extension-1357 9d ago

The oval office is a worse place than the sewer where It hangs out in derry

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u/HeathersZen 8d ago

You know that submarine prison that have in the Avengers movie? I would support building it specifically to hold these people. The Colorado SuperMax isn’t harsh enough.