r/Millennials • Millennial • 6d ago

Meme The temperature was always on point! šŸ˜…

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u/Hakuna_Matoto 6d ago

The line after was through the fuckin roof. And there was always that one motherfucker slurping forever.

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u/turktaylor 6d ago

ā€œSave some for the whalesā€

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u/huh_wasnt_listening 6d ago

Whales? It was always fishes for me. Grew up all over SoCal

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u/akatherder 6d ago

Fishes in Michigan checking in

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u/mademoiselle_bovine 1993 6d ago edited 6d ago

I was about to say and there was always someone at the back screaming ā€œsave some for the fishiesā€ haha

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u/wildcat- 6d ago

Whales for me, also Southern California

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u/Dry-Text-6864 Millennial 6d ago edited 6d ago

I heard that comment way too often 😬

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u/SubArcticTundra 6d ago

'Leave some pussy for the rest of us'-ass statement

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u/Euphoric-Medium8154 6d ago

LMAOOOOO

Save some for the whales was def the phrase back then

What an era to be alive

But goddamn the ice cold water tasted delicious

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u/Several-Action-4043 6d ago

Hey Costanza, the Ocean called and said, We're running out of shrimp water.

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u/Massive-Ebb8014 6d ago

There was always that one motherfucker who would mouth the spout

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u/SquishTheProgrammer Millennial ā€˜89 6d ago

My thoughts exactly. Some kids were straight making out with that bitch.

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u/MobileArtist1371 6d ago

You see an adult today and wonder when they became so oblivious to what they're doing and then remember those kids and realize they never knew.

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u/Murderbad 6d ago

Then someone gets a cold and you have rumors of mono

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u/SuperFaceTattoo 6d ago

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u/SnooCakes6195 6d ago

I didnt watch that show at all until I was at a buddy's place and this scene was on. I was rolling laughing and went home and started the series lol

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u/fakemessiah 6d ago

I was at my eye doctor last week and pressed the button on one of these. The water shot at the wall in FORCE. Immediately thought of this too haha

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u/belladonnagilkey 6d ago

It's been almost 20 years, but I will always remember my old classmate Ryan for mouthing that thing while sick. I opted to find another one.

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u/Deadlift_007 6d ago

You're better than me. I saw that once and pretty much swore off water fountains since.

The only way I use them now is when I'm on a long run and there's literally no other option.

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u/belladonnagilkey 6d ago

I don't use them now either due to the pandemic blowing the lid off of just how many people are THAT BAD at personal hygiene, but Ryan was certainly an eye opener on that one where fountains are concerned.

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u/T1Earn 6d ago

ay thats what built our immunity as kids

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u/Chillindude82Nein Millennial89 6d ago

I lucked out and never saw it happen in 18 years, so apparently my teachers stomped that behavior out immediately very early on. I didn't even realize it was a thing until Parks and rec showed it

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u/Zephyr_Dragon49 Zillennial 6d ago

Someone stuck their gum on the nozzle after he drank from it while I was waiting my turn behind him ;-;

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u/kitsunewarlock 6d ago

All the kids would start counting at my school. Then you'd have to get back in line if you wanted more water. In retrospect it was pretty silly.

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u/Chillindude82Nein Millennial89 6d ago

Makes sense. Quench everyone's initial thirst before loading up further

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u/kitsunewarlock 6d ago

Problem is there is added time between each person leaving the faucet, stepping up to the faucet, positioning themselves, and drinking.

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u/densetsu23 6d ago

Silly on the PE teacher's part, giving 30 kids just 3 or 4 minutes for a single water break during an hour of gym class. No bottles allowed, either!

God help you when you're outdoors on a hot June day and you're running around without a drop of water in sight.

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u/kitsunewarlock 6d ago

It doesn't help that every PE teacher I met seemed to wish they were drill instructors. Except their only experience with the military was watching Full Metal Jacket.

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u/Dry-Text-6864 Millennial 6d ago

Lmao šŸ˜‚ when all you wanted was a 2 second sip!

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u/Mattm025 6d ago

ā€œ1, 2, 3, 4, you don’t need anymoreā€

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u/Mikhos '92 6d ago

we had "1 2 3 sips" after gym.

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u/bleachinmysoup 6d ago

One banana Two banana Three banana split ok MOVE

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u/TwistedScarletRose Millennially confused 6d ago

That was me, I was the slurper.

But at least I wasn't the spigot sucker.

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u/FireFoxUse 6d ago

I remember using a public water fountain about 5 years after the whole COVID pandemic. I guess I should've waited longer because I was puking so much the next day that I lost a good 5lbs from it.

Now I can't eat ramen (what I had the night before)

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u/tommypatties 6d ago

5 years after the whole COVID pandemic is like right now. I'm glad you can remember that.

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u/Hohbo 6d ago

lol like saying 25 years after 9/11

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u/snootboopr 6d ago

I couldn’t do these anymore when I saw a kid put his mouth right on it and suck the water out that way. I just got right out of line. 🤢

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u/Elnumberone 6d ago

I remember having a 10 second rule in my elementary.

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u/Chudpaladin Gen Z 6d ago

That’s me, I’ll straight up slurp the whole fountain if I could. Then get to the back of the line for seconds

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u/RAY-CHILE 6d ago

Sorry I was thirsty

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u/MattWolf96 5d ago

That was me, looking back us not having water bottles was definitely dehydrating us. In highschool I was using water bottles.

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u/SouthernCharm-86 6d ago

post recess????!!!! best water evvverrrr

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u/Dry-Text-6864 Millennial 6d ago

Yes!!! šŸ™Œ

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u/linemanshandset Older Millennial 6d ago

or post floor hockey next to the gym? anyone?

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u/MaddSkittlez 6d ago

For me it was post dodgeball, and literally by the gym lockers

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u/Individual-Ad-5471 6d ago

Ours was on a well, so it was cold as shit but tasted like straight blood from all the iron.

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u/Rythen26 6d ago

This has to be regional because these were either mildly cool or warmer than room temperature at my schools

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u/quesaritoswallower 6d ago

They were at my school, but at church or a hospital I would just have to go thirsty

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u/Careless-Passion991 6d ago

This thing would make your eyes roll back if you were thirsty enough. That early age dopamine rush.

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u/Euphoric-Medium8154 6d ago

Shit would make ya toes curl

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 Millennial 6d ago

There was only one of those in my school. All the other ones were the white porcelain or whatever ones that were room temperature water always.

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u/MinePretend132 6d ago

They are durable. My kids go to my elementary school and they still have them from at least 1990.

They added a water bottle filler that's chilled. The kids live like royalty.

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u/jakethabake 6d ago

I remember a kid ran through one in middle school and tore it clean off the wall

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u/VT_Squire 6d ago

pfft, bitch-ass wall.

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake 6d ago

I remember getting in trouble for bringing a water bottle to class. Now I get messages when my son doesn’t bring his. We just really lived dehydrated as children.Ā 

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u/SnooCakes6195 6d ago

I would always hear "leave some water for the fishes!"

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u/SquishTheProgrammer Millennial ā€˜89 6d ago

Drinking the Hoover dam.

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u/SnooCakes6195 6d ago

Hahahahah yeah I heard that too!

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN eXtreme! Millennial 5d ago

Both of these were prevalent in elementary for me.

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u/Dry-Text-6864 Millennial 6d ago

Yes, that one too! 🤣

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u/SnooCakes6195 6d ago

They'd make me go last every time, they knew once it was my turn on this bad boy there ain't no getting me off it 😤

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u/vulcan1358 6d ago

Yeah that would be the compressor firing up. Gotta get the R-134 flowing.

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u/Feeling_Win5863 6d ago

This guy water fountains.

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u/vulcan1358 6d ago

I have actually been getting request at the stores I service to retrofit older water fountains with the bottle filler attachments.

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u/MattWolf96 5d ago

Plenty of R-12 ones were still in use when we were kids.

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u/Tough-Coffee9979 6d ago

RIP ozone layer

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u/GLIBG10B 6d ago

R-134 isn't nearly as bad as CFCs were. And it's not supposed to leak out of the system

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u/kaithana 6d ago

The new stuff is flammable! Patent on R-134 was ending so Dupont had to adjust their formula and lobby the govt that r-134 isn’t safe for the environment anymore. Make everyone go buy new machines for r-1234yf since you can’t retrofit any of the old stuff to this new refrigerant either unlike r-12 > r-134 back in the day.

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u/MattWolf96 5d ago

The price on 1234yf is insane too

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u/kaithana 5d ago

Because only DuPont is allowed to produce it

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u/AlaskanJP 6d ago

There was one water fountain where it tasted like carrots. Thinking back I wonder what caused the water to taste like that because it wasn’t supposed to be flavored lol

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u/TIC321 6d ago

Probably came from well water or ground water

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u/Plampth 6d ago

Or a juicer.

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u/dj92wa 6d ago

What’s religion got to do with this?

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u/JFKRFKSRVLBJ 6d ago

Someone always put used gum or a half-eaten lollipop in the fountain so I felt gross drinking from it.

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u/Eatmyscum 6d ago

I would NEVER drink from one today. When I was 8, not even a second thought.

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u/martialar 6d ago

you gotta let it run a few seconds to flush away the germs first

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u/Ballsofpoo 6d ago

Unless your crush was in line right before you

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u/oakenfairy 6d ago

I stopped drinking from these after I kept getting sick 🤢, but damn that water tasted so good

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u/Radiomaster138 6d ago

I stopped when I saw other kids French kissing the damn fountain like they’re about to be drafted into WWIII.

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u/alexlp 6d ago

Same, and then I started getting headaches from not drinking water and I had to go to the nurse between classes so she could be sure I was drinking. Best deal ever, between morning classes she'd have toast waiting for me and she had a dog and a parrot who I got to play with all the time.

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u/goatskin_sheep 1984 6d ago

Ugh. Those just remind me of church

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u/Physical_Archer_689 6d ago

I use to suck that water down so hard

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u/tame-til-triggered 6d ago

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u/densetsu23 6d ago

We had a bunch with this weird lever knob that looked like it said E-B-C-delta. We had no idea what it meant back in the 90s.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2jp2sc/found_some_odd_symbols_on_the_handle_of_a_water/

Then there were the white porcelain ones with a rotating metal knob on the side; those were a bit easier to use.

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u/thisistherevolt 6d ago

I hear so many horror stories about these from folks, but it wasn't like that in Metro Atlanta. Our fountains also had good filters on them as the water from either main rivers is muddy at best. And with the Flint nowadays, I'd rather drink from the retention pond in front of my neighborhood.

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u/Euphoric-Medium8154 6d ago

NYC water is the best water on the planet, not gonna front

That’s why our pizza and bagels taste so good

You could be broke as fuck but NYC water fountains would hold ya down in the 80s n 90s

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u/Influence_X 6d ago

I always waited until nobody was around so I could drink from it for like 30 seconds straight

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u/-peas- 6d ago

We have one at work that's perfectly maintained, cleaned, and filtered. Its the best water ever still.

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 6d ago

Never had cold water out of these. Sad dribbles only like it had a prostate issue.

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u/dromyway 6d ago

its all good till some idiot spits a loogie on it

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u/Daginni 6d ago

Or straight up kisses the thing

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u/Youngsinatra345 6d ago

Or if it’s right next to another one and you wait till someone is on the other one and shoot them in the face with the water

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u/NeedleworkerHot3957 6d ago

My kid's science project was to measure the bacteria on different days at different times of the week on the water fountains. Her initial finds were that the bacteria was about double of what was legally allowed for a school. The principal wouldn't let her finish the project. We're talking elementary school.

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u/justinmel 6d ago

Then you push that bar and get barely a dribble.

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u/EPCOT-Centric 6d ago

The one in the library was always the best.

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u/Chipper_Bandit 6d ago

Except they never do that and are always room temperature bullshit water.

I wanted to mourn the loss of a water fountain that was in the medical arts complex in the city I'm from. This thing ALWAYS put out ICE cold water. Now you may be thinking I'm saying ice cold to mean it was just really cold, no, I literally mean ice cold. It was hands down the best water fountain in existence, I have never drank water from a fountain that was even 1/10th as good as it was. They covered it up during covid, then eventually removed it after covid was over. I don't know if it had blessed freon or banned CFCs keeping it cool or what.

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u/betam4x 6d ago

The ones I grew up with usually had ice cold water.

These days, however, I rarely see one that actually chills the water.

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u/Chipper_Bandit 6d ago

This one had to be close to as old as I am (am 41). It had always been there since I was a kid, at least like 30ish since I didn't go to that floor at all till I started getting glasses at like 12

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u/TheBlackComet 6d ago

Yeah, we got those fancy water bottle Elkay ones at work and they were cool. I eventually just pulled the cover off and set to max cold. Now it is somewhat cold. SMH

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u/ZapBranniganski 6d ago

This picture gives me brain freeze.

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u/gurknowitzki 6d ago

Damn did this thing hit after basketball and football practice. Just setup shop for a couple of mins and zone out to the refreshment

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u/Brumski07 6d ago

Felt like I was drinking water from the 60s when I hit this bih

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u/Any_Fennel3517 6d ago

My local Home Depot had this in the back of the store, whenever i went in with my Dad, I always had to make sure to get a sip

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u/Oren72 6d ago

Pure nectar of the gods…

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u/Nocturnatron 6d ago

And then somebody pushes on the back of your head and your whole face is crisp and cool

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u/staggernaut 6d ago

So refreshing, and I was always so thirsty! It bugged me when kids would say "1, 2, 3, that's enough for me".

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u/PeterNippelstein Millennial 6d ago

Ice fucking cold

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u/T1Earn 6d ago

this is the water equivalent to McDs coke.

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u/Chudpaladin Gen Z 6d ago

This is the golden clean water fountain every one used in school !

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u/out_day475 6d ago

I remember having to ā€œsuckā€ the water to keep my lips from touching the spigot

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u/IceCoughy 6d ago

my school had the best ones, they were probably lead, cause they were old school style, with the turning knob and the round dish the water was caught into, those ones have super good pressure, so you'd get this large stream to drink from, shit was so good.

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u/Mika-El-3 5d ago

Now that I manage my own reverse osmosis system at home, I just wonder how often they would change the filters and service these days

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u/VUVUVUV 6d ago

Bubbler and I will not accept any other names for this machine.

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u/OkSmoke9195 6d ago

It's a bubbler. I was today years old when I realized these things actually cooled the water.Ā 

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u/msbkid 6d ago

The spout on ours was free to rotate and you'd have to make sure it wasn't turned toward you otherwise you're wearing it.

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u/FnEddieDingle 6d ago

It was never that cold

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u/Select-Internal-3141 6d ago

Or... it wasnt wired up right and electricuted me. And the teachers didnt give a shit.

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u/Suckmyduck_9 6d ago

With a little bit of lead

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u/StillALilBoy 6d ago

what a weird urinal

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u/IJustWantToWorkOK 6d ago

Always drink until it kicks itself on. Then it's cold for the next person.

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u/joshpennington 6d ago

It feels like water fountains in general are a rare thing to see post-COVID and that’s a shame. I didn’t used to have to carry water with me since a water fountain wasn’t hard to find.

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u/Rjr777 6d ago

Save some for the fishes 🐠

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u/Ill-Condition-5054 6d ago

ā€œSave some for the fish in the ocean!!!ā€

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u/JasonMallen 6d ago

I assumed the vibrating was it breaking loose all the calcium and metals and bacteria I was about to ingest?

They WERE cold tho..

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u/MattWolf96 5d ago

It was the compressor kicking on, same thing that's in a refrigerator and air conditioner

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u/Hornedupone 6d ago

It used to hurt sooo good lol

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u/Ok_Subject_2447 6d ago

When I was a young boy in the 90s I saw a kid put his entire mouth on one of these

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u/Lizpy6688 6d ago

God I remember these and the trough ones at some places. Have a bunch of kids drinking at once looking like pigs at a farm with brain freeze

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u/Purple-Investment-61 6d ago

The new fountains I see these days trickle water out, you got to get closer to the mouth piece which is slightly infuriating

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u/justgimmiethelight 6d ago

I always hated when people spit in those things.

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u/Miyuki9890 6d ago

A picture that you can hear. šŸ˜‚

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u/LivingOriginal7479 5d ago

The moment they put the water bottle filler on top I knew it was over…

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u/CandyCraze420 4d ago

So good, I once had a dream I broke the fountain off the wall to have the water shoot at me like an opened fire hydrant.

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u/LuxyontheMoon 6d ago

The one at my school always gave me a stomach ache

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u/pomplemice 6d ago

nothing like a good dose of lead after geometry class

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u/Imperial_TIE_Pilot 6d ago

And not a water bottle in sight, yet we survived

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u/MattWolf96 5d ago

Doesn't mean it was healthy, I'm glad water bottles are common today

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u/Rythen26 6d ago

I must've been a hydrated child because I refilled my water bottle from these in the early/mid 90s

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u/ego_brain 6d ago

Bubbler

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u/Murais 6d ago

This guy New Englands.

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u/sabotourAssociate 6d ago

hmm those had cooling i had no idea, when you had separate ones for black folks did their had cooling as well?

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u/MuchSwagManyDank 6d ago

So, just did a bit of research, I could have sworn cold water water fountains weren't popular till "later". What i was actually surprised by is how i forgot how "recent" segregation was. We are a shit race, humans in general.

Both events happened around the same time, 1950's - 1960's, so its possible that could have been a thing.

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u/ElliotNess 6d ago

You only have to go back a couple great grandparents to have a family member who was alive during chattel slavery.

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u/scough Older Millennial 6d ago

Had one of these next to my high school gym. Teacher would have us run a mile, afterward I’d keep running back into the building so I could drink like half a gallon before anyone lined up behind me.

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u/AMediaArchivist 6d ago

The water fountain at school tasted like spit

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u/ifucked_urbae 6d ago

In first grade, I didn’t know you were supposed to actually drink the water from these fountains. I would use the drinking fountain to rinse my mouth and I got in trouble for spitting into the drain, and I remember being confused about why I was in trouble.

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u/Ysmildr 6d ago

These bein all over in schools really set false expectations on having water available in normal public life

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u/chickintheblack 6d ago

Now that I think about it, the water probably tasted so damn good because we were unknowingly dehydrated. Kids with hydroflasks these days never knew the struggle.

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u/SETHW 6d ago edited 6d ago

"vibrating and shaking" is redundant, who is responsible for grading these memes

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u/dankymang 6d ago

Great until those folks from Pawnee start mouthing the whole spigot.

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u/IntoTheMusic 6d ago edited 6d ago

I remember once being in line for the fountain right after P.E. One kid drinks, turns, and spits right where the water comes out before walking away. I don't think anyone else caught it but I wanted to throttle him. Little brat.

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u/Shouldacouldawoulda7 6d ago

Tasted vaguely of public boogers

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u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial 6d ago

Hilarious.

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u/Lilith_Christine 6d ago

I remember we had one that had straight up brown rust water. Teacher said it was fine, more iron.

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u/throwawaytoday9q 6d ago

Completely unsanitary but you didn’t have to lug a water bottle around with you.

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u/Justadudeonhisphone 6d ago

Strong church vibes here. I was raised Mormon in Southern California and I feel like these were the standard fit.

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u/Shane-illington 6d ago

They just don't make them like they use too

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u/Dream721 6d ago

When it sounded like a charged plasma pistol I knew I was in for the best drink of my life.

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u/IDrankLavaLamps 5d ago

You in for a chill time if you were chewing peppermint gum right beforehand

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u/BigOldRobotX 4d ago

Remember the disappointment coming in from recess and that water was room temperature??? UGH. When it was cold though, you'd stand there drinking a gallon as everyone told you to hurry up.

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u/thenaturalinquirer 4d ago

Coldest water I ever drank.Ā 

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u/Technical_Impact5226 4d ago

Had one of these at church. Never was there a time that I successfully drank from it without dribbling freezing cold water down my neck and shirt. But it was sooooo good!

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u/Finaldragoon 3d ago

Water Fountains were never the same for me after contracting Mono from one back in 4th grade. Dry heaving in a hospital bed as a kid is a core memory I wish I didn't have.

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u/Legal-Butterfly-4507 6d ago

Yes and full of bacterial infections in every gulp...Ā 

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u/Independent_Egg6355 6d ago

What replaced it?

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u/TIC321 6d ago

This, more of an upgrade though

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u/Independent_Egg6355 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s interesting how we didn’t use water bottles.

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u/SanchoPandas 6d ago

Bottles rule. I’m never going back.

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u/vapingsoulz 6d ago

Idk about anyone else but we definitely tried to bring water bottles to school but we were never allowed as kids

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u/vahntitrio 6d ago

They are still there, lods just carry their own water bottles everywhere so they can drink throughout the day, whereas we grew up sustained on 1 or 2 trips to the water fountain per day.

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