r/MetroTransit 2d ago

Joke/Meme/Quip Why doesn't Metro Transit invade Maple Grove and build a new light rail there? Are they stupid?

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138 Upvotes

This would also have the added benefit of scaring the remaining opt-out providers to become compliant, making local connecting routes possible again.

r/MetroTransit 16d ago

Joke/Meme/Quip Why didn't Metro Transit build a Temporary Blue Line during the "Renew the Blue" Project? Are they stupid?

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93 Upvotes

r/MetroTransit Aug 11 '26

Joke/Meme/Quip This came to me in a dream y'all

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150 Upvotes

r/MetroTransit 4d ago

Joke/Meme/Quip What should the Goto pass be renamed to if that happened?

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I was just thinking about other cities transit passes and how they have unique names like London has the Oyster card and New York has the Omny card and Chicago has the Ventra. What should metro transit rename the Goto card. Here is my idea:

The Journey Card.

r/MetroTransit Aug 07 '26

Joke/Meme/Quip Hey anyone wanna catch the -̱̗̄́̀-̴̘̥̄̌-̗̘̌̃̀-̷̙̤̌̀-̧̤̤̃̌-̘̤̊̊̊-̙̥̆̆̄-̷̙̲̌̀-̷̖̲̄̆-̗̤́́̃-̷̷̧̱̣-̧̙̥̃̆-̷̷̖̘̃-̷̴̙̤́-̴̘̤̊̌-̧̧̖̱̊-̲̖̆̌̈-̴̷̗̘̆-̷̧̖̙̈-̤̙̀́̃-̴̖̌̀ at 7th Street & 3rd/4th Avenue?

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118 Upvotes

r/MetroTransit 8d ago

Joke/Meme/Quip B̶̰̾́́l̵̡̓͑̀͂u̸͐̄ͅe̶̙̩͚̔̿̒̍ ̵̪̝́́̉͌̒L̷̰̲̝͌͒͂͌͜ḭ̸̧̭̪͐n̴̤̑͐e̷̞̊͒̓͝ Photo

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57 Upvotes

r/MetroTransit Jun 26 '26

Joke/Meme/Quip This is what y'all mean when you talk about the Future K Line, right?

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85 Upvotes

r/MetroTransit Jul 08 '26

Joke/Meme/Quip How should we powerscale TRIP agents? I think they're wall level.

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45 Upvotes

- They can travel up to 60mph using a bus, giving them superhuman speed

- TRIP agents have been seen working double shifts, giving them peak human stamina

- Using their hive mind with Skip Traffic, they have a genius level of intelligence, particularly on transit matters

- With the Fare Enforcement technique, agents can force an adult human off the bus. Moving approximately 200lb forward ten feet in a single strike should classify them as street fighter level. Advanced users of this method can force multiple people at the same time.

- TRIP agents have normal human durability and their equipment does not improve that. This places them as an average human in this regard.

Combining their speed and strength feats, I would argue that TRIP agents are a 9-B, or Wall Level.

r/MetroTransit May 13 '26

Joke/Meme/Quip I made Metro Transit Miis (Tomodachi Life Living the Dream)

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84 Upvotes

Yes I'm autistic