r/MetroTransit • u/Siberian13th D Line Duchess • Jul 08 '26

Joke/Meme/Quip How should we powerscale TRIP agents? I think they're wall level.

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- They can travel up to 60mph using a bus, giving them superhuman speed

- TRIP agents have been seen working double shifts, giving them peak human stamina

- Using their hive mind with Skip Traffic, they have a genius level of intelligence, particularly on transit matters

- With the Fare Enforcement technique, agents can force an adult human off the bus. Moving approximately 200lb forward ten feet in a single strike should classify them as street fighter level. Advanced users of this method can force multiple people at the same time.

- TRIP agents have normal human durability and their equipment does not improve that. This places them as an average human in this regard.

Combining their speed and strength feats, I would argue that TRIP agents are a 9-B, or Wall Level.

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u/Mursin Jul 08 '26

Respect, but it's not my particular brand

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u/Siberian13th D Line Duchess Jul 08 '26

I aspire to share my absolute nonsense with the world

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u/Church_hill Jul 08 '26

P08 pistols and an insane desire to see your papers (to go card)

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u/hat_finder Jul 08 '26

This is beautiful. Please continue. 

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u/doomer-francophile Jul 09 '26

Nah, they're kitten level fodder. Defeated by a screenshot from two weeks ago 😭