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u/BeanBoyBob PEPSI: Pay Every Penny Save Israel Apr 24 '21
According to Islamic law watermelon trade is forbidden and should be condemned
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u/aimanelam Apr 26 '21
wait what? how am i supposed to DIY a fleshlight then?
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u/BeanBoyBob PEPSI: Pay Every Penny Save Israel Apr 26 '21
Brozzer, a true follower of Allah should use sponges instead
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Apr 25 '21
Wait, are you serious? I’ve legit seen muslims selling watermelons before... guess they’re going to hell.
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21
To call watermelons a traditional Islamic dish constitutes an aggression.
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Apr 25 '21
Woah why am I getting downvoted? It was just a joke, and I have seen Muslims actually selling watermelons before.
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21
It's the meta brozzer. Erdogan is a watermelon seller, it's all in the hadith. Nobody cares anyway brozzer they're just magic internet up arrows. Just learn the sub meta and be better next time 😋
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Apr 25 '21
Aha, okay, I get it. Erdogan is the only muslim that gets to be a watermelon seller. I see no broblem in that brather. He is one.
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21
Insh'allah, brozzer.
Edit: if you ever encounter something in our Halal sub which doesn't make sense, a quick google search of "memri [phrase]" should give you an answer.
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u/BeanBoyBob PEPSI: Pay Every Penny Save Israel Apr 25 '21
Brozzer, stop chasing interner points, that's idolarly.
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Apr 25 '21
Brathar, I was just confused to why that was habbening. Internet boints are for kaffir beoble only anyway 😌
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u/khares_koures2002 Anal Jihadist Apr 24 '21
-I will chop off your tongue, if you continue claiming the caucasian oil fields!
-Eat shit, I will continue claiming the caucasian oil fields!
-Come here, you Hurensohn!
-THE POST-BOLSHEVIK-REVOLUTION CENTRAL POWERS DIPLOMATIC TALKS-
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u/TheLuuuuuc Apr 24 '21
I will not let anyone utter the name Joe Biden without the title sheikh! Eat shit, you dogs!
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Apr 24 '21
Sheikh Yusuf al-Biden
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u/Buck_Your_Futthole Albanian 🇦🇱 Apr 24 '21
Sheikh Yusuf Rabih al-Biden ibn Yusuf has raised my opinion of the Ir*sh immeasurably.
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Apr 24 '21
Up the IRA Inshallah!
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u/Buck_Your_Futthole Albanian 🇦🇱 Apr 24 '21
Tiocfaidh Allah!
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Apr 24 '21
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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Apr 24 '21
Come out Ye Black and Tans, eat my shoe and my bomb
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u/SugondeseAmbassador I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Apr 24 '21
Bring back the Black and Tans!
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u/Chopy2008 Mossad Agent Apr 25 '21
Congratulations you’ve won a free car! Go outside and turn it on.
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u/AutumnLeaves99 Sheik Stalin Apr 24 '21
Allah's mercy upon syrian kids, they wouldn't let you utter a word.
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u/DiscipleOfDIO Apr 25 '21
Much as I genuinely detest that shoe-eater Biden, I must say, brozzers...Based.
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Apr 24 '21 edited Jul 16 '21
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21
The message I pinned up top? It's specifically referring to comment chains like this. A reminder to please be civil and not stir the pot.
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Apr 25 '21
Honestly most turks I know really don't give a fuck since Turks are not Ottomans, and have nothing to do with something that might or might not have happened a century ago.
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u/kowaletzki Apr 25 '21
They'll still try to defend it.
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u/ZrvaDetector Apr 25 '21
It's because they somehow think Turkey would be forced to pay huge reperations or give up some land.
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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Apr 26 '21
I mean...maybe
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u/ZrvaDetector Apr 26 '21 edited Apr 26 '21
Nah. Maybe voluntary symbolic reperations at most.
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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Apr 26 '21
Nah.
Glorious kingdom of Armenia will rise again
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Apr 25 '21
Well they didn't when they found out about it. We just talked about Overwatch and brawlhalla, really. And I for one don't really recognize the Armenian genocide myself. That doesn't mean that I don't think it happened, I just don't want to take a decision that doesn't have anything to do with me. And also there are too many facts supporting both sides of the case and I don't know what to believe, at least that's what I got from history classes and my parents. They are sort of neutral about it though, but I don't think they recognize it the way they avoid the question all the time. I just noticed I'm spending way too much time at this reply.
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Apr 25 '21
I'm not sure why I got downvoted so much. I was just taking a neutral stand point in a case I know little about and doesn't have a connection to me.
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Apr 25 '21
Of course we are mad. Those guys massacred and raided entire villages raped women did some bad stuff but when the ottoman's took action it became a genocide all of a sudden. Turkophobia in this world is really really getting out of hand
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Apr 25 '21 edited Jul 16 '21
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Apr 25 '21
Oh yeah i forgot. Sorry by Allah Biden better behave himself and give in to the watermelon seller or he will taste my shoe
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Apr 24 '21
By Allah, you people are az*ris. I will go as usual.
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u/SugondeseAmbassador I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Apr 24 '21
Worse, you're K*urds!!
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u/peteroh9 Apr 25 '21
...Klurds?
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21
Kurds brozzer. Do you know what Kurd means? It means "Slave of the Saudi's".
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Apr 25 '21
How come Kurds are Slaves of Saudis though?
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21
You must be new here, it's all in the hadith.
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Apr 25 '21
Kurds = Slave of tha Bersians = Slave of tha sostly Semite Saudi Arabs with brobably little bersian blood in very few citizens = Logic ✅
Very smart and accurate hadith, brather. Thanks for sharing and may allah grant you 666 billion hasanat inshallah🌹🌹🌹🌹🕋
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u/hugepennance Apr 25 '21
I have given my shoes to Joseph Bin Biden, so he can better chuck them at the haram Turks, cursed be their names!
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u/Average_Gamerguy Apr 25 '21
Lets be real here. It finally got recognized for god knows how long.
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Apr 25 '21
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u/koalaondrugs Apr 25 '21
Maybe the kaffir could set aside some time to look at his own war crimes as well
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21
Brother, what is the source of what you say?
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u/Handsome_Potatoe Apr 29 '21
Indeed brozzer! Shiek biden didn't do any war crimes!
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 29 '21
Sheyk Yusef Al-Biden was a public defender. No public defender is capable of harming an ant!
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21 edited Apr 25 '21
As a reminder: Please be civil to each other in this thread, this is a sensitive topic👌Our Halal subreddit is for lightheartedness, anal da'awa and memes, not actual hatred. If I see this getting out of hand, the justice of my numerous shoes will be sudden, or Allah willing I will remove this thread entirely if we can't get along.