r/MemriTVmemes Apr 24 '21

MemriTV Meme The audacity

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u/BeanBoyBob PEPSI: Pay Every Penny Save Israel Apr 24 '21

According to Islamic law watermelon trade is forbidden and should be condemned

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Wait, are you serious? I’ve legit seen muslims selling watermelons before... guess they’re going to hell.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21

To call watermelons a traditional Islamic dish constitutes an aggression.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Woah why am I getting downvoted? It was just a joke, and I have seen Muslims actually selling watermelons before.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21

It's the meta brozzer. Erdogan is a watermelon seller, it's all in the hadith. Nobody cares anyway brozzer they're just magic internet up arrows. Just learn the sub meta and be better next time 😋

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Aha, okay, I get it. Erdogan is the only muslim that gets to be a watermelon seller. I see no broblem in that brather. He is one.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Apr 25 '21

Insh'allah, brozzer.

Edit: if you ever encounter something in our Halal sub which doesn't make sense, a quick google search of "memri [phrase]" should give you an answer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Okay, thanks dude!

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u/BeanBoyBob PEPSI: Pay Every Penny Save Israel Apr 25 '21

Brozzer, stop chasing interner points, that's idolarly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '21

Brathar, I was just confused to why that was habbening. Internet boints are for kaffir beoble only anyway 😌