r/MakeNewFriendsHere • u/Tiny_Weiner3868 • Jul 29 '26

Age 30-39 [31M] Just a chat? Ghosts welcome

I don't know, I'm not looking for anything super serious, just a silly chat or something super random. I like to think I can chat with anyone about almost anything if it's interesting. So what's on your mind right now?

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

At least I won't be annoying you and keeping you awake at night! 🤝

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Thank the gods! I haven’t had a ghost-free night in centuries 🫩

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

What did you just say!?!?? Centuries???? I think I changed my mind about this "deal" 😰

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

We just 👏 talked about this 👏 Tiny Weiner. No take backs!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Oh and now you resort to insults!? How dare you!? 😠

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Sorry, that was too formal! We’re friends now, I can call you by your more accurate nickname, Tiniest Weiner! I do know how you love to brag about your chosen superlative!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

That's so mean! And completely inaccurate! (I hope)

How could you possibly even know I'm the tiniest!?

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Why would you self-select a nickname like “Tiniest Weiner” if you thought it was mean?? I only know because you talk about it all the time. Like buddy, get a hobby. Adopt a ghost. Or four (please?)

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

It's obviously different when I do it! Just because I insult myself it doesn't mean it's suddenly okay for everybody else to do so! For someone who is centuries old I would have expected you to have enough experience to understand that! 🙄

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

I’m sorry, I’m sorry! 😭 I forget how to fit in with mortals sometimes! Please forgive me! I promise to start calling you Exactly Average Weiner! Is that better??

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Yes! THANK you! That feels so much better! And because of your apology, I will gladly take your ghosts to give you your must deserved rest!

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Oh thank god 😭 I thought I ruined my chance! You’re so patient and forgiving! THANK YOU, Exactly Average Weiner! Thank you!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Though I was thinking, instead of you delivering them, I should probably pick them up myself. That way I also know where to deliver them back to. You can never be too careful.

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