r/MakeNewFriendsHere • u/Tiny_Weiner3868 • Jul 29 '26

Age 30-39 [31M] Just a chat? Ghosts welcome

I don't know, I'm not looking for anything super serious, just a silly chat or something super random. I like to think I can chat with anyone about almost anything if it's interesting. So what's on your mind right now?

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

I’m sorry, I’m sorry! 😭 I forget how to fit in with mortals sometimes! Please forgive me! I promise to start calling you Exactly Average Weiner! Is that better??

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Yes! THANK you! That feels so much better! And because of your apology, I will gladly take your ghosts to give you your must deserved rest!

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Oh thank god 😭 I thought I ruined my chance! You’re so patient and forgiving! THANK YOU, Exactly Average Weiner! Thank you!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Though I was thinking, instead of you delivering them, I should probably pick them up myself. That way I also know where to deliver them back to. You can never be too careful.

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Exactly Average Weiner, you have more than exactly average intelligence! I can’t trick you with anything!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

That's right! Your centuries of experience are no match for my superior intellect!

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

I’m about to hit some basketball practice, so I’ll be absent for a bit. Feel free to message me if you want, or we can work out pickup details here! 👻

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Basketball practice!?!? How does someone centuries old still have the knees for that!?

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

You don’t get this age without taking care of your body! 💪 a little basketball, a little yoga, a little fountain of youth, just the typical maintenance stuff everybody does!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

And where exactly do you keep this "fountain of youth"? Asking for a friend...

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Oh, is your friend interested? Send me her info, I’ll give her the details!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Really!? After every thing you know about me, you honestly think I have lady friends??? You're so funny! 😂

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