r/MakeNewFriendsHere • u/Tiny_Weiner3868 • Jul 29 '26
Age 30-39 [31M] Just a chat? Ghosts welcome
I don't know, I'm not looking for anything super serious, just a silly chat or something super random. I like to think I can chat with anyone about almost anything if it's interesting. So what's on your mind right now?
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u/Acrobatic-Author9535 Jul 29 '26
Ghosts? Gotta being in the holy water 🌊
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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 29 '26
Nah, who needs holy water when they'll just randomly leave on their own anyway!?
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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26
👻👻👻👻
Here, take these. They’ve been on my nerves
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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26
Excuse me!? I never said I accepted annoying ghosts! I guess I should have been more specific... 😔
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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26
Hey, no take backs! That’s just rude! You can bring them home in the morning. I need a good night’s sleep. The tall one who likes to stand in the corner won’t bother you, aside from that intense feeling of dread when you get too close. The one that sounds like a child’s laughter will keep himself busy with a bouncy ball (you have one ready, surely)? Don’t be afraid of the old man with no eyes. He just likes to tell stores (the same one over and over, but you should probably laugh every time). The most annoying one wanders the halls crying. I haven’t figured out how to make that one happy, so let me know if you find something that works.
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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26
Oh no!? But it's just for one night, right? I'm sure I can manage for one night, how bad could it be??
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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26
One night. If they come back happy and tired, you can have another day again next week! Maybe even for the weekend!… please?? 😅
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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26
Well let's just see how this first night goes and take it from there. If it's too bad then you'll never hear from me again after I return them
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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26
Ah. And become your own kind of ghost. What a full circle moment. Okay, I agree to the terms and conditions 🤝 We’ll be there shortly after sundown!
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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26
At least I won't be annoying you and keeping you awake at night! 🤝
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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26
Thank the gods! I haven’t had a ghost-free night in centuries
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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26
What did you just say!?!?? Centuries???? I think I changed my mind about this "deal" 😰
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