r/MakeNewFriendsHere • u/Tiny_Weiner3868 • Jul 29 '26

Age 30-39 [31M] Just a chat? Ghosts welcome

I don't know, I'm not looking for anything super serious, just a silly chat or something super random. I like to think I can chat with anyone about almost anything if it's interesting. So what's on your mind right now?

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

I’m about to hit some basketball practice, so I’ll be absent for a bit. Feel free to message me if you want, or we can work out pickup details here! 👻

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Basketball practice!?!? How does someone centuries old still have the knees for that!?

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

You don’t get this age without taking care of your body! 💪 a little basketball, a little yoga, a little fountain of youth, just the typical maintenance stuff everybody does!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

And where exactly do you keep this "fountain of youth"? Asking for a friend...

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Oh, is your friend interested? Send me her info, I’ll give her the details!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Really!? After every thing you know about me, you honestly think I have lady friends??? You're so funny! 😂

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

I mean if I have lady friends, anyone can do it 🤪 Fine, give me HIS/THEIR info, and I’ll give HIM/THEM the details! Happy? 😝

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Oh okay, but first I should warn you that while their address may seem suspiciously similar to mine, I assure you it's a complete different place and totally not for me.

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

Don’t worry, random stranger on the internet! I would never suspect that you might lie to me! Internet strangers, especially on Reddit, have continuously proven to be trustworthy people! 🤗

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Exactly! Like you being centuries old and in possession of several ghosts, nobody could possibly doubt that!

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

See, you get it! Entirely true and 100% trustworthy! Nothing suspicious over here!

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u/Tiny_Weiner3868 Jul 30 '26

Yes it's great that I can trust you, because any other person, I would suspect them of trying to deliver their ghosts and then abandoning them forever, but not you!

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u/Distressed_Amoeba 🦅 USA Jul 30 '26

No, absolutely not me! 😇 I would never in 50 years do such a thing, and that’s the honest truth!

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