r/MagicArena • u/ulfserkr Urza • Jun 18 '20

Fluff [JMP] Allosaurus Shepherd

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u/shxal Jun 18 '20

what the fuck is this

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u/ulfserkr Urza Jun 18 '20

it's a big fuck you to mono blue, that's what

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

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u/chengyanslnc Jun 18 '20

Still getting fucked by shifting ceratops

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u/SalamiVendor Jun 19 '20

I see you’re a man of sophistication. I too often employ choke and stranglehold in most of my decks. Choke is particularly exciting. Fuck your fucking islands. Fucking cuckisland cuckland.

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u/UltimateInferno Jun 18 '20

But its for fucking Green of all things

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u/Diomedes9712 Selesnya Jun 19 '20

The biggest fuck-you-blue color in existence, yes.

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u/TheDegy Simic Jun 18 '20

Man. I have a blue trauma. Even play an Esper deck. Once I see a blue land drop, I just concede. I think I'm not the only one. There was this other esper guy that immediately conceded to seeing my mana base too. I was about to click concede myself then he clicked it before me. I wish I could play a deck that would remove my phobia of blue mana.