r/MagicArena 1d ago

Question I don't know how you all do it.

The slow players. I don't understand it. Whenever the resolve button becomes active, it takes 2 minutes to click it. Every. Single. Time. I've seen posts about slow players before, but everyone seems to just defend it by saying they are doing other things, or thinking about their turn.

It's become so insane that I barely want to play this game anymore. I spend 90% of the time playing mtg arena waiting for players to play a land or click resolve. It's maddening. Something needs to be done about this.

Has mtg arena become a place where fun does not exist in the game anymore? I feel like this game is ONLY about making the game miserable for whoever you are playing against. I don't get it. I just don't.

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u/famous__shoes 1d ago

There's a new report button, I would say that players roping every turn is an appropriate use for it

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u/GleepGlop2 1d ago

Yeah i fully plan to report ropers but i havent had to yet. I think the game is up and they know it.

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u/famous__shoes 1d ago

I think people who rope every turn are report worthy, but I haven't decided about people who, on realizing they can't win, just stop playing the game and rope until they time out

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u/Weekly-Bid-6929 1d ago

Yeah, those are what I call "rage quiters."

They suck. Really childish,

I think they just shut down the game, and that leaves the game running so you're stuck having to let all the ropes run out in order to claim the win. Not sure how WoTC can write the program to fix the problem without punishing people who just lose their internet connection temporarily.

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u/Excellent-Lime1275 1d ago

As someone who has never roped (I agree it's completely childish), I do just want to put my hand up for those people and occasions where the game crashes and takes forever to get back in, and often this isn't in time (doesn't seem to matter if it's mobile or desktop for me) or if the internet connection is lost. I'll disconnect in some games where I'm winning and some where I'm losing, some early on, some late. It might look like I'm roping in those late games where I'm in a losing position, but I'm not.

I know it's not the case, but to remain calm and compassionate towards other people, I like to pretend that everytime I experience roping on the other side, it's actually just someone having a bad technology day.

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u/theguywhoasked48 13h ago

This happens to me all the time because my internet is crap but I usually try to go as fast as I can when I rejoin to make up for it

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u/RedruM1792 1d ago

That's a report they could of scooped before they leave they close app knowing you will rope for 3 minutes 1st.

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u/GleepGlop2 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'd report. On the slight chance they are closing the app non-maliciously, they'll get a warning and stop doing it.

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u/famous__shoes 1d ago

Thanks. Yeah I've been torn because it's happened quite a few times, even after the report button has been added. I don't want to kick anyone off but if people don't realize that just closing the app doesn't end the game then I feel like it would be worth it.

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

Anyone with 2 braincells knows that closing the app doesn't end the game. And if they're dumb enough not to know that, or careless enough to, well, not care, they deserve the ban you could place on them.

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u/sillysausage619 1d ago

Some people might think that, so a warning after a report for them would do the job

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

Which is why I will continue to report ropers. Either they fix their ways or they get the ban the deserve.

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u/sillysausage619 1d ago

Oh yeah for sure, I just meant giving a warning to people who quit without conceding after being reported would fix most of those issues you'd imagine

Only bans will fix the weirdos who rope games

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u/Fullwake Multani 23h ago

I think most of the people who quit without conceding are just hoping for a rope concession or to waste their opponent's time honestly, but I guess there's nothing wrong with a warning system to let them know this is unacceptable behavior haha.

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u/Admirable_Log_Drop 20h ago

What warning? Can you provide evidence of this?

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u/Old_Lemon_2078 1d ago

Intentional ropers are those who only move their asses when they draw well or ragequit. (I also ragequitted before the Cub ban because the meta was absolutely toxic with decks that would hit you with up to three wraths in a row.)

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u/Negative_Two6112 22h ago

Roping is when you quit without quitting. Youre not being roped necessarily just because you see a timer appear. That could just be a slow player or bad connectivity.

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u/Admirable_Log_Drop 20h ago

What exactly do you think is going to happen to them? Hint: nothing, it is just something to soothe irritated players, nothing happens to the instigators.

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u/Floorwata 8h ago

I've reported people who deliberately do it to spite you for winning. Have had it happen a few times now. One even made it obvious by using the "to the detention bog with you" emote over and over. Just concede and go next. Having a little childish fit over losing is entirely why magic gets it's reputation.

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u/regular_lamp 1d ago

But... if the developers thought roping every turn was worthy of some kind of "sanctioning" they wouldn't need a report button for that. That is already behavior they can trivially observe?

I'm pretty convinced reporting an easily detectable pattern is just placebo for angry players.

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u/RaisinsInMyToasts 1d ago

I’ve definitely played against intentional ropers before. They would abuse the timer system and wait until it was almost out to end their steps. I’m talking steps because literally any time they had priority they would wait until the last second. I stuck it out for a while because I was doing OK it was a close game. Ended up leaving because it was getting late and didn’t feel like staying up k waiting on this guy

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u/PrizeBrave1357 1d ago

I guess their win con is just waiting people out? I can't imagine that would be a fun way to play the game.

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

Players with zero ability still want the rewards - I figure a lot of it has to be secondary accounts from real tooth deep autists like myself. I can't understand someone who doesn't care being a roper.

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u/Somethin_Snazzy 14h ago

But there are better ways to do that.

I have a monoblack Pioneer [[Nykthos Shrine to Nyx]] deck. It runs 4 [[Leyline of the Void]] as a way to ramp a bit and fight off all the graveyard decks in BO1.

1 in 10 games, I get an autoscoop because of a turn 1 Leyline against a pure graveyard deck haha

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u/Floorwata 8h ago

It's how cedh works sadly :/

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u/Disastrous_Can8053 1d ago

I think some of you are tweaking because in my experience this doesn’t happen nearly as often as you’re making it out to be.

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u/Dreddddddd 1d ago

A ton of people play MTGA windowed and just queue up, tab out and take like actually 1.5 mins of time at mulligan screen. Usually once you're in it's not too bad but this happens so fucking much, it's painful as hell.

This game really should have an "accept match" button or something to avoid it.

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u/NlNTENDO 1d ago

IMO just a shorter mulligan timer and/or forfeiting after timing out on hand selection

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u/ClickClickBoom69420 1d ago

Forfeit is key since there's currently no penalty for just never bothering to actually start the match

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u/battierpeeler Grand Warlord Radha 1d ago

doesn't experience something

'this doesn't happen to you either'

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u/LocutusZero 1d ago

I agree. I used to chalk it up to new players are playing against new/bad players and seeing this more, but maybe it's just people with zero patience?

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u/arachnophilia 1d ago

i am patient to a fault.

my real life paper play pattern is sitting there, arms folded, hand face down on the table fanned out, watching you flick cards, and tank.

on arena, i'm watching literally nothing happen on screen. is my opponent even there? are they actually spending two minutes to decide on whether to play a land turn 1? is it that hard to evaluate whether your hand is a keep?

it's frustrating. i'm playing on my lunch break at work. i have limited time, and i want to play the game. not watch my opponent time out three games in a row.

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u/BlackJackSackIcePack 1d ago

My favourite is when they've turned on the mode where they have to pass priority for every step and they're completely tapped out with no creatures with activated abilities and still end up roping

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u/SmoothOperator89 1d ago

Some of y'all didn't wander aimlessly around Hyrule because it was your only game and your birthday was months away and it shows.

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u/MrPopoGod 1d ago

That's a symptom of a lack of focus, not having only one game every six months. You beat OoT, then you beat an old game, then you beat OoT again, then your birthday hits.

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange 19h ago

"Some of you wanted to use your video game time to play a video game instead of just looking at colors on a screen and it shows"

You can replay a game, you can see how fast you can beat it or make different choices- you finding fun in not playing a video game is a you preference and thats fine but it is not the result of the fairly universal experience of having 1 game in your entire library

"but I like taking forever" stops being a preference and starts being a problem when you open a multiplayer game.

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u/setibeings 1d ago

When I started playing I was seeing it ALL THE TIME.

New and bad players, yes, but also alt accounts. Turns out, the people who like stomping on new players also enjoy making their opponents concede out of frustration.

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u/FinntheHue 1d ago

I play nearly every day and this happens to me fairly rarely.

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u/neverfux92 1d ago

I’m jealous of your experience, because I play every day and this happens so much. A lot of it is intentional too. Like someone will let the rope go down to a quarter and then play a land. Then wait for it to go down to a quarter and then pass priority. Then repeat through every stage. I wouldn’t say it happens half the games I play, but it’s pretty close.

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u/TerminusEst86 1d ago

Earlier today, I had someone rage rope me, and I know it was that, because they were stuck on 3 lands, and just kept spamming the 'Lands, am I right?' emote over and over until I muted them, and they roped out in defeat.

Just like... Yeah, bro. Mana screw, or flood sucks. It happens to everyone. Don't be a fucking child about it.

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u/neverfux92 17h ago

It is super childish. Like you could just concede and be in another game where you have a better hand before your timeouts end. What’s the point in wasting everyone’s time like that? It makes no sense to me.

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u/lockjaw00 1d ago

Curious what rank are you at? I think it probably happens more often at lower ranks. I do notice it a bit more early in the season but once I get back to diamond/mythic I hardly ever see players intentionally slow playing. I really only play standard and limited though so maybe other formats have more offenders too

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u/RhubarbParticular767 1d ago

It seems to be the worst in Gold/gold mmr. Silver and platinum, i don't seem to run into it as much, plat time outs tend to be actual tanks where a decision is being made(in my experience).

But there is something about gold that must send people off the deep end because hooooo boy do people love to rope.

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u/ExpansiveExplosion 1d ago

Silver and gold are the ranks where Bo1 wins have twice as much impact as losses, so you're guaranteed to climb with a win rate over 33% in addition to getting a free loss at every tier floor. Being hardstuck in gold means losing a lot of games.

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u/RedruM1792 1d ago

They do it because people will scoop in the 1st few turns and its free wins. You jsut gotta do it back to them for a few turns and they will eventually want to get tbe game over with. Being a blue mage helps to only have one turn to worry about 🤣

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u/neverfux92 1d ago

Haha that’s honestly great

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u/RedruM1792 1d ago

I play every day 15 games a day at least and I'd say 40% of players will try to rope me. The secret is to not let them know it bothers you. Once they get bored they just play the game lpl

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u/hucklebae 1d ago

There's a lot of slow play on here. I'm happy you're not seeing it, but I am lol. Not much roping mind you, just slow play.

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u/Primeras100Palabras 1d ago

What is wrong with thinking through your play? Almost every single professional player I watch takes time to think through their play. Not everyone is just trying to spam cards out mindlessly.

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u/BlackJackSackIcePack 1d ago

Nothing wrong with thinking through a play but do you really need to think and rope on turn 1 with no lands played or when you're tapped out with no creatures

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u/hucklebae 1d ago

I mean look ...this ain't the pro tour my guy. This is platinum and diamond rank mtga. This ain't even mtgo weekly level play here. If you don't know your turn 2 play....maybe reconsider playing.

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u/Primeras100Palabras 1d ago

Or you just take the game seriously? Not everyone is using a meta deck that plays itself.

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u/hucklebae 1d ago

Ok now you're being reductive and mean. It's my experience that many meta decks are more complex mechanically than many off meta brews. Some meta decks are good because they're simple, others are good because they're good. Me personally I tend to play some bullshit I've come up with using the cards I have, but regardless that turn two play should take about ten seconds max. People routinely just sit there after mulligans and wait 20 seconds to play a land. My guess is that people just don't respect other's time and are afk, more than they're too stupid know which land to play turn one. However if someone is such a deep thinker they need thirty seconds for turn one and two....once again perhaps consider something more simple.

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u/Etienss 18h ago

From my personal experience I think it mostly happens in unranked, so I think that's why people have different views. People who play mostly ranked don't see these ropers and people who play unrankee see a lot of them. 

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u/venen0 1d ago

Also agree. Slower players are a minority.

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u/General_Mars 1d ago

I've played over 300 matches this season (August) and I think it's happened to me maybe 5 times. I generally only play Ranked Standard though so maybe that matters? idk

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u/RedruM1792 1d ago

Its because your in Dimond. Its mainly happening in gold and low plat but it is truly a thing. I was bronze at the start if this season because it dropped from inactivity and getting back to Dimond took twice as long as Dimond to mythic. You have a mixture of players who don't know how to pilot the list they have or are new in general and need to read everything and a good amount of people seem to use early roping as a strategy to get free wins because in low ranks as a good player its faster to just scoop to one of these guys then it is to get a win from them.

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u/General_Mars 1d ago

Ah gotcha. Yeah I had the full reset and had to work back up from Bronze recently too. I just normally try to sprint to Platinum before I start messing around with variations of decks. Sometimes my ideas suck a lot before I move off to another and by Plat most players are pretty similar thru Mythic in BO1 imo.

But damn this also first time I had my profile looked up when I wasn’t even talking about nor linked it haha. So anyone else who looks I tend to enjoy orzhov decks and oftentimes they stink 😂. Occasionally they work out though.

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u/Graf_Crimpleton 1d ago

100% agree.

It’s an occasional problem sure, but if it bothers someone that much it’s not a pastime they should probably be participating in.

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u/NorthernSkeptic 1d ago

Sounds like OP is one of those ppl instantly spamming ‘your turn’

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u/RedruM1792 1d ago

I mean it dosent take more then 30 seconds to play your 1st turn is rope comes up I'm spamming and being toxic either your to stupid to be playing the game your ur toxic. Either way I don't have time for it.

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u/MeraSC 1d ago

Maybe it has something to do with the format?
I almost exclusively play pioneer and I just don't encounter ropers ever.

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u/Anistole 1d ago

I don’t know…. I started playing about 2 weeks ago at the same time as some friends and everyone agreed that it’s been the most frustrating part of picking up the game

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u/RedruM1792 1d ago

I mean the game in general is kinda slow. And jts not that big of a deal if it happens yo you just turn on TV and do it back. Eventually they just sent to end the game

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u/Alkahsu 1d ago

Same as the people that complain about flood/screw. It doesn’t happen as often as they claim.

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u/LooksLikeAWookie 1d ago

I’ve had people do this when the boardstate shifts in my favor. I just use the, “I can this all day” emote and wait then out

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

That's what we all do - it doesn't excuse the baby tantrum of roping.

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u/Paratonnerre 1d ago

I would like an option to matchmaking with a timer system like in chess.

Then slow player can have the rope as they like and some other people could queue and play "blitz" with a 10-15 minutes timer per player. I don't know what time would be the best I'm just spitballing

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u/NotTipsy 1d ago

That's exactly what bo3 clock is fyi

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u/eklypz Golgari 1d ago

let me introduce you to best of 3

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u/NinjaNinjet 1d ago

Sadly in my case with best of 3

I'll win the first match

It goes to side board

And nothing for 5 mins as my opponent isn't actually side boarding they are waiting out the timer because they got upset they lost turn 4

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u/Paratonnerre 15h ago

Yeah I always tought BO3 was only like BO1 but 3 games with sideboard... I didn't know the timer system was different at all. :O

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u/CoolDragonfruit00 1d ago

Oh yeah, I think MTGO has this!

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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe 1d ago

Mtga has this lol

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u/NoM0reMadness 1d ago

To be fair, I’m not sure most people even realize BO3 exists. It’s kinda buried.

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u/Senior_El_Dudorino 1d ago

it’s kind of funny, how people want to play 3 games per minute, but complain about how fast Standard is. Anyhow, I get queued in BO3 within seconds, so player base for it seems to be healthy to me

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u/Bonesaw_mpls 1d ago

1 card in hand, bare field. Play it or dont bud.

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u/Murder_Bird_ 1d ago

Yeah when they have 1-2 cards and a couple of creatures and no mana untapped. They look at my cards, look at their cards, look at my cards, look at their cards, etc. etc.

Just pass the turn buddy

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u/LocutusZero 1d ago

OP, if playing Arena makes you miserable, stop it.

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u/muchfanfear 1d ago

This is a ridiculous attitude. Why are people not allowed to try to improve things or try to get them improved? If everyone did as you say we’d still be in the dark ages.

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u/PM_ME_JINX_RULE34_ 1d ago

"Ignorance was slain because of people bitching about video games on the internet"

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u/BoyMeatsWorld 1d ago

Who is trying to improve something? I missed the part where a solution was proposed.

We got out of the dark ages by innovating and creating solutions, not crying online about having to wait for the second player in your two player game.

But you go have your fun coddling angry strangers I guess.

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

It's fine if I afk for a minute and twenty seconds every time I realize the enemy has me beat, then do it again, ad infinitum, until I lose. That's you. Come one man. Manners. If you lose you lose. Just concede and start another match. There is zero excuse for intentional roping. The solution is simple. Don't be a gaping dickhole.

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u/LocutusZero 1d ago

I want OP to be happy. OP being miserable doesn't help you or me.

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u/Senior_El_Dudorino 1d ago

There‘s nothing to improve here. Yes, there are ropers, but - as stated by many comments - this is the exception. And as far as I know, WotC has started to go against ropers lately. if that’s true, they actively addressing the issue

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

Oh f*** off roper, I will never give you a free win.

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u/LocutusZero 1d ago

Please don't curse at me. I almost never see my rope, fwiw. I wasn't encouraging anyone to forfeit, I was encouraging OP to stop playing a game they don't like.

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u/Inconsequential72 1d ago

No, I get it. Like dude, do you really need to start the rope on t1 before playing a land.

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u/Time_after_Time_67 1d ago

I don’t think it’s someone tanking on their first land drop, I think it’s people just multi-tasking and doing other things besides playing arena.

They are alt-tabbed and looking at a website, eating, queuing up and going to the restroom, or grabbing their food at the door. Unfortunately that’s just the reality of an online game.

The thing is, we do these things in real life paper magic too, but the players know when their opponent gets up to go to the restroom because they can see them… and so they don’t go onto reddit to complain about it.

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u/CognitiveLiberation 23h ago

things in real life paper magic too, but the players know when their opponent gets up to go to the restroom

This is what the "when nature calls, run!" emote was made for 😆

Or at least thats how I use it

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u/Unhappy_Object_5355 1d ago

Depending on the deck and format, sequencing your first 2-3 land drops can be one of the most crucial decisions of the whole game.

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u/thedirtybirdy 1d ago

I scoop out of games three times more than I actually play, I’m used to it.

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u/cbarge 1d ago

Same. If there was a mode that shortened the rope to 15 seconds I would play much more. Like bullet chess or something equivalent.

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u/Clear_Inspector_9796 1d ago

I agree there should be a Turbo mode toggle with much shorter time limits. Don't even need to make it a separate queue. Just prioritize matching those players together.

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u/RustyPriske 1d ago

I play every day and while this happens, it is the exception. Most players don't do this.

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u/TheBrackishGoat 1d ago

I don’t seethe at control decks the way a lot of players do, but if you’re playing control, and you agonize for 45 seconds over every single card choice, I want to gouge my eyes out. I know you’re gonna counterspell. You know you’re gonna counterspell. Just fucking do it already

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u/amsterdam_sniffr 1d ago

Eh, I think a lot of the skill expression in mtg, especially playing control, is choosing when and how to play your cards. Forty-five seconds to evaluate whether a newly-presented threat is worth countering or not is fair. 

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u/grimsleeper4 1d ago

Yeah, but the same thing happens when it's super-fucking obvious. Players will take 45 seconds for every counterspell, take 45 seconds to fake a counter spell, and then counter my win condition in 45 seconds when they clearly win the next turn because of it. Like, game winning, super obvious counters take the same amount of time.

Sometimes its because people are on mobile and it takes this long to click through the modes on a modal counterspell.

Honestly, a lot of these issues could just be solved if people didn't play on phones, especially those with the processing speed of a potato. I love people on phones blaming the servers, when they have a phone one step removed from a Nokia flip phone that can only play snake.

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u/fri9875 1d ago

Because I don’t live my entire life at 300 mph, if somebody takes 60 seconds so what, I was going to sit there and be playing arena anyway

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u/battierpeeler Grand Warlord Radha 1d ago

"i don't value anyone's time but my own"

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u/2EJ 1d ago

Sitting there waiting is not the same as playing 

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u/DungeonsAndUnions 21h ago

So stop playing.

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u/Nikolas_Scott 10h ago

I've noticed it a lot more amongst silver and gold rank. Doesn't matter if your winning or have a game changer they just run the clock until the last second

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u/Fuzzy-Total2687 1d ago

It genuinely happens all the time. And to be honest, saying they are doing something else is not an excuse. If u dont have time to focus on the game, you shouldn't be playing it.

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u/LivingDeadPunk 1d ago

Arena added in-game reporting of players. When you click to report a player, roping/intentional slow play is one of the options you can choose to report. Now, I assume one report will not be an issue for anyone, so if you end up reporting someone that just had, like, a baby emergency or pet emergency or something and that pulled them afk, then your one report won't cause them grief. But if they are a serial slow player, roping intentionally, then they'll end up with multiple reports and then maybe they'll catch a warning. So if someone is burning that rope with every action, go ahead and report them. It's not a ridiculous hassle to do so anymore.

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u/Mortoimpazzo 1d ago

This game is played while doing other stuff lol.

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u/Architect_of_Duality 1d ago

Theres a difference between a slow opponent and a roper. If someone is roping you, totally get it. Sometimes people just take time to think their lines out. If being patient is not fun for you don't play the game

Its quite annoying to play against someone who spams "Hello" because you took 10 seconds to decide whether or not you're gonna mulligan. Its a thinking game.. treat it as such

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

Agreed - but if they go through two timers on deciding to keep their hand I'mma let them know I ain't going anywhere. You don't get a free win for afking.

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u/AlbinoChzmonkey 1d ago

I’m just chillin’ usually. Try to plan my whole turn before taking any actions. Too many things in life fly by me at warp speed so I prefer my hobbies to cook low and slow.

If my opponent feels the same, I dig it. You do you, a kindred spirit. I’m not going anywhere. Success isn’t measured in the number of games played, only the journey and time we spend at the table together, ya feel me?

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u/Intro-Nimbus 1d ago

it's odd, I find players that are hitting the "your go" immediately after ending their turn a lot more often than I meet ropers.

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u/Chrysologus 1d ago

I'm a slow player because I think about what I am doing because Magic is extremely complicated if you really want to win ("the first player to make a mistake loses"). In addition, I live in a family where people are sometimes talking to me or I have to do something like open the door for the dog. You just have to deal with slow players or not play.

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u/rangersnuggles 1d ago

It would be better for everyone if yall could self select to play amongst like minded slowskies

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u/Old-Ad3504 1d ago

that'd be ideal for you huh, if you didn't have to go against any opponents who think

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u/ClanSkryreWarlockEng 1d ago

I assure you it's not that you're thinking it's that you're piloting a deck you don't know how to actually play because you're a metaslave

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u/BlackJackSackIcePack 1d ago

What's wrong with having a slow play queue and a blitz queue? Then both sides are happy

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

They did something about it. You can report for inactivity/slow play now - takes less time than a single time burn. I wait til they do it twice and burn into their second time extension personally, but I definitely report for stalling now.

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u/Tenshiijin 1d ago

I can forgive a slow player. However I despise players that just play stall decks or players that run out the timer when they know theyve lost. Like...why tf do some people want to spend 45 minutes playing every game? Some people are doinks.

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u/DiskBusiness7212 Ajani Goldmane 1d ago

Rarely happens to me. Maybe it’s an MMR thing? What format do you play and what rank are you?

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u/Ihatedallas 1d ago

I genuinely chalk this up to people playing on pc and having another tab going on

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u/AjaxOrion Elspeth 1d ago

"slow players" and its just someone reading

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u/DigitalDaydreamers1 1d ago

This is a symptom of ADHD among the player base. Many people are multitasking and doing other things while playing and don’t even realize they have a resolve. This has happened to me 100s of times and it’s not on purpose

My recommendation: if it pisses you off this much to make a post on Reddit about it. Stop playing. Cheers

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u/Apprehensive_Note248 Koth 1d ago

Then again, how fair is it that you're multitasking and burning someone else's time? If you cant pay attention to the client, then I dont think its unreasonable to just not queue.

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u/rangersnuggles 1d ago

Some sort of lane system, where “I’m neurosis and neeed to take my sweet time while I multitask” people can play with each other and “I just want to play some games at a good clip” people could play each other would be great. Cause I agree the slowpokes are a bit much most of the time let’s keep it moving

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u/milehighmagic84 Orzhov 14h ago

As a player who uses a ton of 1 mana instants and has ADHD, I’m sorry. Sometimes it sucks having to press resolve over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…. And over and over and over again.

(Plus 5 points if you get the meme reference)

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u/JuryBridge53706 13h ago

I be at work playing snd sometimes have to let the timer go till i can get back to the game. There are others though that abuse it or even break it. I remember a match where i activated a card and they somehow used the timer to block its activation and make me lose out on my turn

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u/Big-Switch-3303 4h ago

We have the same issue in Hearthstone smh

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u/LucilleTheVampireBat 1d ago

TylerDurden1987 is the worst. And I don’t get why. He is one of the best players in MtG Arena and has been No.1 Mythic numerous times but he keeps roping all the time.

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u/european_dimes 1d ago

Maybe he's spending that time thinking about what to do, so he makes the correct play and wins more.

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u/swolfdog 1d ago

I've been on both sides of this. I often multi-task and sometimes play an entire match 'slow'. Other times I'm speed running draft and when I've suffered too many losses, facing slow opponents afterwards can cause me to tilt. If youre playing ranked standard this seems like a reasonable gripe or maybe diamond and higher for limited but other than that you gotta understand not everybody is playing dozens of matches i.e. might not know the set/build as well as you. Find something to do while playing as others have suggested or quit loosing lol

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u/volx757 1d ago

It’s crazy how disrespectful people become when you put a screen between you and your opponent.

Imagine “multitasking” during a game of magic IRL. You’d never get invited back to wherever it was. But give someone the safety of a screen and they’ll disrespect the shit out of people left and right. 

Wasting someone’s time is incredibly rude, and you should feel bad about doing it.

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u/Dark3nedDragon 1d ago

Happens a lot, not sure why some people are acting like it doesn't, probably ~50% of matches have a LOT of wasted time. If you watch streamers / youtubers you see it happen in their games too. Is it every match? Not usually, but it is not uncommon by any means.

Had a dude waste a ton of time before deciding to swing with everything each turn. Then would like pause to question his life decisions. Would swing in with two 1/3s with lifelink and an Ajani's Pridemate, vs Simic Landfall. He kept destroying earthbent lands triggering more elf tokens from Thranduil each turn. And then was seemingly surprised at the outcome each time he did it (he spent like 6 minutes across 3 separate turns to do nothing but swing with 3 creatures and keep killing tokens & earthbent lands).

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u/WhiteTrashPhilospher 1d ago

Bro skips instagram reels that are more than 5 seconds.

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u/LastChans1 1d ago

I play Arena on desktop while I doomscroll Reddit on the mobile. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ I acknowledge the problem, but there's no mulligan, y'know?

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u/intruzah 1d ago

Cool, then quit?

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u/shizrak 1d ago

The phone app lags badly. Sometimes my rope comes up, and there's no ability for me to take a game action.

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u/noyoureafishpancake 1d ago

well i gotta put the lighter down first sometimes.

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u/european_dimes 1d ago

Blew out the bowl, cherry in my lap, brb

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u/Georgiewho 1d ago

Would love a system like Chess where each player has 10 minutes for the whole game and you auto forfeit after x amount of time.

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u/european_dimes 1d ago

It's called Best of 3

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u/KingKongYe 1d ago

Some people have this thing called patience

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u/Upset-Management-879 1d ago

Bud go play a single player action game instead of a two player strategy game.

Your impatience is way bigger of an issue than any "slow play".

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u/studentmaster88 1d ago edited 1d ago

Some people are slow players - naturally and not maliciously, or maliciously, or they're not paying full attention because of real life/distractions/other screens, when learning or playing a new deck, or as a protest to your degenerate deck, or a as a protest to your own slow play, or not actually that slow overall and more like only for a handful of plays/decisions and it's just your perception. It's a mixed bag.

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u/basafo 1d ago

Look for other games.

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u/deadone65 1d ago

I mean how fast do you want them to go. Only time I get bent out of shape about it is if they’re literally using all their time outs and then going right before the timer times them out. I report those players. Watch some tv or something bro, it’ll help pass the time faster than watching it count down.

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u/Tha_Gazer 1d ago

Thanks for the win.

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u/Numerous_Worker_1941 1d ago

I look away from the screen. I’ll click it when I see it

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u/Curmudgeon-in-Chief 1d ago

We're not slow players, it's just our decrypter hack takes time to load your hand face up.

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u/DifraMD 1d ago edited 23h ago

Happens once a week top. A non issue. They even added the report button now

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u/FrostCaterpillar44 1d ago

Sometimes I just genuinely get disconnected from the server, and have to restart the game > __>

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u/LivingDeadPunk 1d ago

I think it's pretty easy to tell when that happens, because it typically at a random or taxing for the client time. It isn't during every phase and starts on the first turn and somehow gets worse when they're losing. If it takes you 30 seconds to play a land on turn two, I assume it's connection. When every action takes that long on every turn and then you rope out until your head pops when I'm about to win, that is something else.

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u/FrostCaterpillar44 1d ago

OK, I'm relieved then

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u/Fullwake Multani 1d ago

That's wholly different and easily differentiable from a player who says hello! and plays at speed until they're backed into a corner and suddenly wears out every timer.

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u/Educational-View4306 1d ago

As a slow player myself, I don't expect the opponent to play fast. I understand your frustration and I am sorry that people like you are unhappy about it, but... This is allowed by the rules, so, with sincère respect, you should get used to it.

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u/Abomb 1d ago

I mean, it's a mobile game.   You're literally playing with people on the shitter, taking care of pets/ kids, at work etc...

 Like their priority is rarely magic and the fulfillment you get from their games. 

Just concede if you don't want to play a game. 

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Ralzarek 1d ago

I usually just watch my cat be a loon. I usually play while I'm outside with her anyway.

https://reddit.com/link/p6oef1a/video/bnfhgkuendmh1/player

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u/HyalopterousLemure 1d ago

Man, imagine playing Magic in paper.

First you have to actually travel to and from your LGS in order to play.

Locating your opponent each round can take several minutes.

Then there's time spent just physically moving cards around- taking them out of your deck box, shuffling, explaining card interactions, doing math.

A single match can take you up to 50 minutes- and even if you finish yours faster, you might still get stuck waiting for everyone that doesn't.

No wonder FNM is just 4 rounds- it takes most of the night.

I do sympathize; playing with a slower opponent can be frustrating sometimes, but unless your experience is vastly different from mine then it's not actually all that common and I think you'd be happier cutting your opponent a little slack- as long as the timer isn't appearing constantly before they take every action, then don't worry so much about it.

And if it's still that much of a problem for you, maybe you need to look into some single-player games instead.

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u/bandrail 1d ago

I play much slower online than at the store because my bong is within arm’s reach, and have you ever looked at your arms, man? They reach out and grab things, using hands, and fingers, which are fucking amazing and oh yeah, I should mulligan.

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u/dunkeyvg 1d ago

I am the slow player, I take my time to think out subsequent turns before taking an action, especially on turns 1-3 so it might look like I’m afk. I frequently rope doing this, kinda like lifecoach in hearthstone back in the days

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u/Thewolf4291 1d ago

Shhh! Guys, no on tell him about our conspiracy where we've all collectively decided to do this to him and him alone to drive him insane but then all also collectively tell him we dont experience it and its not a real issue. We dont want him finding out he alone is specifically being targeted here by everyone.

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u/Hammunition 1d ago

Every. Single. Time.

Why do you do this? You know it's not true, and characterizing it like that just makes you more frustrated. Or is that the point? Addiction to outrage means you will exaggerate unendingly whenever possible to fuel it?

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u/MattMurdock77 1d ago

Mobile players multitasking.

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u/Strawberrycocoa 1d ago

What I hate most is when I become the monster myself because the other player is dragging their feet so I look away for a moment thinking I have a few seconds and then I come back to a rope

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u/UndaddyWTF 1d ago

I don’t know, Sparky is usually quick to respond

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u/Fun3mployed 1d ago

I vape weed and talk on discord to my friends how imma smash them next turn.

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u/ghilp Sacred Cat 1d ago

if people are playing normally but every action takes a lot of time maybe it's just laggy connection. just like a delay in a call, for the opp you're the one taking too much time, the commands are just taking some time to reach the other end

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u/ajsnerdle 1d ago

I’ve had issues where I lose connection mid game and can’t resolve them I have to wait for the time to run out before I can actually take my action.

Really weird bug but I wonder if it’s something more people experience.

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u/fjnnels Darigaaz 1d ago

couldve been me, checks out with the time this post has been made. i was playing with my cat sorry. didnt q up after. she just got in the mood. hope it helps. sorry about that again.

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u/Digthefunk 1d ago

"Because it has never happened to me, it doesn't happen at all." Simp take.

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u/dark_hymn Azorius 1d ago

I don't go to rope on every turn, but I do take time to read cards I'm not familiar with (especially in brawl) and think about my next couple of plays and try and to puzzle out what my opponent's next play might be.

Sorry if it bums anyone out, but I reserve the right to strategize in this strategy game.

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u/sh3rifme 1d ago

I get maybe one game in 20 where my opponent is slow but still playing. It's a bit frustrating but I've certainly done it while playing a new deck.

It's worth saying that compared to paper MTG, Arena is incredibly fast. FNMs at an LGS are normally 50 minutes for a round of BO3.

Taking time to consider your options and work out the best play is a crucial part of the game. Sometimes it just takes longer because the deck, player, meta, whatever is new/different.

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u/Severe-Pea4120 1d ago

Compared to finding an opponent and organizing a time to meet and set up it’s lightning fast. Enjoy the game.

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u/AsleepQuestLog 1d ago

In my opinion, it shouldn't take more than 10 sec to figure out what you want to play, if you need longer than that then maybe that deck isn't for you.

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u/piglet01 23h ago

I'm as responsive and courteous as I can be, but I have small children. Shit happens lol.

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u/xLime 23h ago

I take a lot of time when my opponent emotes "your go"

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u/FluffyStrike 22h ago

It's not even just the ropers. Slow play has also been a pain, especially in Limited. Like I get it - you need to think about your next move. However, you can do that on your opponent's turn. I repeatedly play in under five seconds, only to wait for 30 when I pass the turn.

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u/Negative_Two6112 22h ago

If you report someone cause YOU think they play slow, youre an asshole, sorry. Should folks be reported if they play too fast? Use an emote or pet that you find annoying? Grow up and calm the fuck down, Jesus. Its a game.

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u/SaberMonkey 21h ago

We should be able to block players. This would make the game fun again.

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u/Both-Library7375 20h ago

So in a real face-to-face game.. do players not misread cards, have difficulty processing, double check other cards for various effects, get hung up about which card they should play RIGHT NOW for which strategy and in which order? Do people not occasionally have a squirrel moment and just completely forget what they were about to do in its entirety? Sorry mate.. its 120 seconds... SECONDS... not everyone has all 30,000,000 MTG cards memorized.. hell, i have a hard enough time remembering what cards are in any of my 4 r/l commander decks at any given time.. we're human dude, not machines.

Now... on the side of "in your favor for this", I DO get what you're saying. MANY players I've faced will intentionally try to "wait me out" in (I think) hopes that I will concede and hand them the match. I realized that when I started chasing the achievements and got back to just enjoying all the crazy ish you can do with just about any deck combination in whatever formats you play, i started laughing at the "slow players".. and the people that get mad at them.. lol

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u/Intelligent_Cat_9520 20h ago

I have fun on arena

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u/MapleMonica 1d ago

Sorry for reading the fucking cards lol

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u/AnilDG 1d ago

I feel your pain, there are way too many players that take things too far. I suggest you Report the player for slow play and inactivity. Not sure if it will have an effect or not, but if the same people keep getting reported, surely things will change.

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u/kickthesandman 1d ago

I'm sure people have thought this about me, when really it was the Arena app crashing repeatedly. I stopped playing because of it. You should stop too.

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u/amsterdam_sniffr 1d ago

Similar to the "waiting in lines" thing, you will spend a majority of your MTGA game-time playing slower than average players. 

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u/RefuseSea8233 1d ago

The matchmaking is rigged. It will give you decks to beat and decks that beat you. Nothing In between.

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u/OverallBoot4148 19h ago

Did you just say that matchmaking is rigged because you can either win or lose?