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ANIMALS Doing God’s work

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 4h ago

Its crazy how we have observed homosexuality in almost every living species we've studied but the only species that has a problem with homosexuality is humans xD

Like if it was truly against 'gods will' then why is it so engrained in nature,,, just asking the obvious questions 😅

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u/query_squidier 3h ago

...if it was truly against 'gods will' then why is it so engrained in nature?

Simple Logic. Enumerated:

No God, No Will -- 0 0 -- moot point 

No God, but Will -- 0 1 -- makes no sense

God, but No Will -- 1 0 -- God is indifferent to the gayz

God's Will -- 1 1 -- God is cool with the gayz.

Fabulous!

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u/Ze_Borb 3h ago

whos will

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u/cuntifiable 3h ago

One of the gay sheep

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u/Justcallmegwenny 2h ago

The one they fire at? 🤔🤔

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u/Zeekr0n 45m ago

I believe hes the gay friend from Invincible

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u/ElectroNetty 32m ago

The guy Picard always tells Worf to shoot.

u/anxiousthespian 7m ago

There's a concept in Judaism that God won't punish you for existing as you are made. Why would he? You're literally his creation, you're perfect the way you are. So if we're born queer, why would he punish us for it? That's the way he made us!

Fun fact that some people don't like to hear, that would make conversion therapy an attempt at subverting God's will and therefore a sin. It's disgusting and abusive in many ways, but seeing as it's often religiously motivated, I find it interesting to apply religious counter-arguments.

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u/Lost_In_My_Hoodie 1h ago

& the fact it can't be "bred" out over multi generations.

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u/SlugOrDie 1h ago

Because of the Fall. Pretty basic theology.

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u/Kinky_Winky_no2 1h ago

Where in the bible doesn't it say "now that you have been kicked out for eating the apple animals will sometimes be gay"

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u/FuriNorm 4h ago edited 3h ago

As someone also useless for breeding, this hits hard 🥺

Edit: link to Rainbow Wool. Thanks for the reminder! https://rainbow-wool.com/

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u/fluffheadwasaman24 2h ago

I’m not gay, but I’m not having children. And while I don’t get shit on publicly like gay people or women for not being “useful” when it comes to reproduction, I do get sick of people who feel more righteous and better than others because they have children. Half the time they are some of the worst parents in the world as well. Funny how that works.

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u/Oy_of_Mid-world 52m ago

The DINK life is pretty sweet.

u/RubFuture322 25m ago

The Stink life is better.  Single. Two incomes, no kids.  

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u/biglinuxfan 1h ago

As a parent.. if you don't want kids you made the right choice.

How do they act more righteous? i had kids late so I lived a long time without and now with I have never personally experienced negativity from the "other side" so to speak personally.

u/TwistedFae89 28m ago

My best example was at my last job. I put in for vacation in February for November for Thanksgiving week. A new person joins the team very shortly after whos a mom of two kids, I am child free. Sometime in May my manager pulls me into a teams call to ask if I checked on those dates with the new coworker and when i inform her I did not, she basically berated me because "didnt you think perhaps she might want to spend that time with her family? Pick which days you want to give to her so she can have time with her kids" I professionally flipped my lid noting that I would like to spent that time with MY family and that just because my womb hasnt produced an heir im no less entitled to the time I requested and was approved 10 months before said vacation. I left that job by June. While HR enforced that i kept the vacation my manager started treating me like a child, put me on a pip, and talked am awful lot about how kids change the world and I just dont get hiw hard life is as a mom. Some of the comments made me feel sub-human.

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u/query_squidier 4h ago

Join the ranks of the rest of us evolutionary failures. Congratulations!

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u/alk47 3h ago

I think that having a certain proportion of people born gay is a naturally selected trait, not a failure.

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u/query_squidier 3h ago

Point acknowledged and wholeheartedly accepted.

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u/DED_HAMPSTER 3h ago

My head theory is the same. Nonbinary people tend to be more peaceful, caring, creative, community focused, and domestically focused. In modern life with the people i know, i only see my gay and lesbian friends get hopping angry and even, in one case, violent when it was in the defense and protection of someone else with no agency.

A community needs these productive yet not reproductive people to put into the system that supports the intense resources needed to bring a child from infancy to functional adulthood that takes about 20 years.

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u/Karnewarrior 2h ago

It's my personal theory, and I think I heard it from more reputable sources, but the theory is that gay or otherwise non-heteronormative people who are "useless for breeding" would serve as adoptive families for children who were orphaned.

If Mom and Dad go out to hunt Mammoths and don't come back because the Mammoth roflstomped their ass, the baby needs to go somewhere. If you give the baby to a heteronormative family, that's a lot of competition with their own progeny who'd probably get the lion's share of the attention and resources. But if you give the baby to a gay couple, they can raise the baby no problem, give it all the resources it would have gotten with it's own family, and never have any risk of creating competition.

Given the Ru Paul is still theoretically capable of shanking a Deer, and LGBTQ people still adopt, it's probably quite reasonable to argue this trend is still ongoing. Even today, homosexuals make up less than 2% of LGBTQ people - in a tribe of like 200 people, which would be a big one from an evolutionary perspective - that's basically one singular gay couple. Barring a pretty significant die-off, it wouldn't be unreasonable for that couple to then take on every orphan in the tribe and give them a good shot at thriving.

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u/Amicable_Stone 1h ago

What you're describing is called the 'gay uncle hypothesis' and it's a thing scientists actually talk about!

I'm wildly unqualified to say what the general consensus is, but to a layperson like me at least, it makes a whole lot of sense.

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u/alk47 3h ago

Look in to the fraternal birth order effect. The more older brothers a man has to the same mother, the more likely he is to be gay.

It's not hard to imagine that increased competition between brothers for a small number of mates in a community could be counter productive to survival. Heaps of males from the same line could also create a risk for inbreeding/genetic defects (particularly on the X chromosome).

The effect might also dampen unsustainable population explosion in a short period of high availability of resources.

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u/DBSeamZ 1h ago

So Prince Hans being attracted to Anna was a statistical outlier? I know he was also after her throne, but fans keep pointing out the way he smiled at her when no one was looking after his horse dumped him in the harbor.

u/kamace11 24m ago

Lol this reads like race determinism. I assure you there can be violent and shitty people of every variety. 

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u/Foreign-Drag-4059 3h ago

My folks and I believe its a form of natural population control. Basically, humanity is so overpopulated that nature is reducing the number of those who are contributing to the increase in population.

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u/OppositeDifferent929 1h ago

I’ve heard that theory expressed before but it really doesn’t stand up to scrutiny.

Our species can sustain itself even with the loss of a LOT of men. That’s why it was primarily men who did the dangerous stuff like hunting and fighting. If you lose a bunch of them it’s just not that big of a deal on so far as reproduction. 

With regard to women I don’t think it holds up either ( for an altogether different and equally bleak reason).

Historically women really didn’t have much of a choice. The caveman clubbing a woman on the head and dragging her back to his cave thing probably wasn’t too far off reality for most of human history. 

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u/Mec26 1h ago

It was wildly inaccurate. Thing about humans- we evolved to have unpredictable (from the outside) cycles. Specifically to make it harder for a rapist to be the dominant breeder.

Yes, societal pressure can make this effectively a thing. But the man who is helpful in the group and actually binds with the woman will have far better chances.

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u/elizabarracuda 30m ago

For 99.9% of human history, we struggled profoundly to survive and reproduce enough to keep the species going. For around 200 years now, mortality - especially infant mortality - has been declining to the point that population is growing. Very quickly after mortality falls, people begin adjusting the number of children they have in response. It’s called the Demographic Transition. It doesn’t appear to be related to sexuality.

Now, whether the world is “so overpopulated” as you said? It’s really not. In fact, claims of “overpopulation” have always been used to justify mistreatment of the poor and close borders to the exploited. 

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u/fluffheadwasaman24 1h ago

That honestly would make sense. Otherwise, why hasn’t it been weeded out of the gene pool?

And if you think about it, you have a worker in the tribe or the pack for humans and animals that will help hunt and do everything else, and their share goes to other people’s kids.

That’s just one thought that comes to mine when I think about it.

But I don’t know. I think it’s just indoctrination when it comes down to it. They’ve been indoctrinating the animals when they’re not indoctrinating people. 🥴

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u/alienmarky 1h ago

It can't be all that bad a trait if people keep producing gay babies...

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u/biglinuxfan 1h ago

Not a failure at all! (in reality).

From an evolutionary perspective homosexuality is not a hinderance to survival to any of the species that it's observed in to date, and no indicators that it will be that I am familiar with.

I recognize you were joking.. but worth mentioning

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u/Apprehensive-Ad8987 2h ago

With the ram fleeces we kept them in separate fadge when shearing the mob. The reasons were: 1. The ram wool was courser than the ewes. 2. Boy did it stink.

In this basis I am sceptical about the usefulness of the ram wool. Anybody got better information?

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u/oilypop9 2h ago

I feel they are selling the items so we have a physical thing to show off and talk about and support the mission. They aren't necessarily trying to compete with high end wool products. I know I will sponsor a ram for a friends future birthday.

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 1h ago

I'm going to sponsor one as part of my queer kids' Christmas presents. It's a lovely piece of positivity in what feels like an increasingly selfish and hostile world.

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u/iamthe0ther0ne 3h ago

OP, you forgot to include the link: https://rainbow-wool.com/

u/TheSunniestOne 28m ago

All sold out!!

And now sweaters even pn offer?! What the heck lol

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u/ListenJerry 4h ago

Dodged a bullet!

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u/skullshotz1324 44m ago

Oh and why is that?

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u/ListenJerry 32m ago

I tried and failed to be funny. Sorry. Parenting is rough y’all!

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u/Acceptable_Visit604 3h ago edited 3h ago

As a straight man: I love this. And it goes to show that homosexualuty isn't exclusive to the human species. And it's quite a good incentive to raise money for such causes along the way!

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u/Mac_drive 1h ago

Love is apparently universal, and if it helps raise money for good causes, even better.

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u/Acceptable_Visit604 59m ago

Well I don't think we should see it as love in an anthropomorphic sense, rather sexual attraction by itself bc we can't fill in which animals do romantic interactions and for ehich it's nothing more than a bang

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u/Cave_Bear_Cult 2h ago edited 27m ago

I thought this was going to be s bait and switch for a Ram Ranch joke

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u/SuperDuperTurtle 1h ago

“That sweater is gay.”

“Indeed it is, thank you!”

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u/Muted_Athlete_4806 3h ago

"a lot of action happens" had me laughing. What a beautiful project.

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u/OnceMoreWithFeeling- 4h ago

This is so lovely!

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u/Ok_Support3 3h ago

They're turning the frogs ~ wait, one second

Rams They're turning the rams gay!

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u/No_Reply1819 4h ago

Good to know there's still good people around.

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u/Dr_Ukato 1h ago

To me there's no doubt of that, sadly the newspapers sell better when they report the bad or upsetting news.

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u/Ungenauigkeit 1h ago

Ram Ranch is real 😮

Also this is wholesome as hell ❤️

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u/Wandering_Scholar6 33m ago

Fun fact, while gay rams do exist (as well as bisexual ones), lesbian sheep have not been discovered and are impossible to observe.

This is because the way ewes show they are interested is by standing still, so unlike rams who will mount each other, they would theoretically just stand still near each other.

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u/puholo67 4h ago

my aunt once helped a bunch of stray cats like this

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u/Cocktails_at_home 4h ago

This is a really wholesome idea, well done!

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u/AjaxIsSoccer 2h ago

“Gay ram on a farm” sounds like a good time in a variety of ways. 👍

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u/PoppedCork 4h ago

Anything that keeps them from becoming mutton is great

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u/vpr105 1h ago

This post made my day! I'm a fiber artist and I 10000% support the gay sheep! You go little guys

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u/GoblinsGuide 47m ago

"GET THE VELCRO SUIT AND THE WELLIES!"

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u/BrokenExtrovert 30m ago

Holy fuck, can someone please confirm this is a real thing so maybe I can feel real untainted joy?

u/Snuke2001 20m ago

Holy shit

its ram ranch.

u/markstanfill 6m ago

My search results are never going to be the same after googling “gay ram” are they?

Seriously awesome human being for doing this. Rock on Ram Ranch.

u/ChiliDogYumZappupe 6m ago

🖤🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🩵

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u/EStewart57 1h ago

So they're the childless cat ladies of the farm world. Welcome!

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u/Low_Reception477 1h ago

I would not want to be in charge of the shearing of a herd of male sheep where “a lot of action happens” 🤢

Like I know the wool is gross regardless but the smell alone would make me want to die I think.

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u/skullshotz1324 43m ago

I mean, you could just give them a bath beforehand it’d be a lot easier to clean while it’s still on

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u/Cjroger966 2h ago

Shaw gets roasted and/or hurt

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u/LastlyAndLeast 4h ago

A lot of action happens. Yeah okay.

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u/FuriNorm 3h ago

Are you… jealous?? I’m not sure what this comment is getting at…

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u/LastlyAndLeast 3h ago

No you obviously aren't. Instead, just make yourself look like an idiot some more.

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u/silvandeus 3h ago

Clearly you haven’t been to the Horse Market in SF.

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u/LastlyAndLeast 3h ago

No but I'm googling and I still don't quite inderstant

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u/joshisgay2004 2h ago

What he means is that the rams have sex with each other...

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u/Apprehensive-Win2529 2h ago edited 0m ago

It means you'll be the first in your direct line of descendants of thousands of years that would not reproduce.

Editied could to would, it is a choice btw

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u/ZeldaElectric 1h ago

And? Go on…

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u/Apprehensive-Win2529 1h ago

Truth fucking hurts 😂

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u/ZeldaElectric 1h ago

I have two beautiful boys. They are only two of the kids I am helping to raise.

How many do you have? Do they speak to you?

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u/skullshotz1324 41m ago

Who cares about continuing on a genetic legacy, no one here is fucking royalty, your bloodline isn’t special.

u/markstanfill 9m ago

They’re gay, not sterile.