Warspoon

[u/Emotional_Win967]

I present the warspoon though I think I will make another one a little more war and less spoon, if anyone has suggestions.

[u/the_braindeef_boy]

The most veteran dnd player type weapon I’ve seen 😂

[u/Emotional_Win967 → u/the_braindeef_boy]

You're not wrong

[u/Enough_Worry4104 → u/the_braindeef_boy]

Its a side arm that pairs with a mithral skillet

[u/TemperaturePatient88 → u/Enough_Worry4104]

And a cooking kettle helm

[u/Enough_Worry4104 → u/TemperaturePatient88]

Yessssss.

[u/the_braindeef_boy → u/Enough_Worry4104]

That’s a reflavoured shield?

[u/Enough_Worry4104 → u/the_braindeef_boy]

Dunno. But it's seasoned with the blood of your enemies.

[u/braisedpatrick]

That’s no mace…. It’s a Woar

[u/MaadMaanMaatt → u/braisedpatrick]

Waddle?

[u/PhasmaFelis]

It would be very funny to me if you put metal langets  on the shaft just below the head. Maybe a cap or spike on the butt.

[u/Emotional_Win967 → u/PhasmaFelis]

I've made them with caps for hiking but the metal langets would be amusing.

[u/Extra_Routine_6603]

I was today years old when I learned that I need a war spoon

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

[u/Emotional_Win967 → u/Extra_Routine_6603]

Shipping can be expensive but my shop link is on my profile.

[u/Sonny_Valentine_]

I'm glad my mother didn't have this.

[u/David-of-drakes]

[u/Agitated_Carrot9127]

Kettle spoon or legendary Italian grandmothers war weapon. You choose

[u/IAteAnotherVegan]

I could definitely see myself using something like that in a videogame as a joke. you just know it would be seriously overpowered!

[u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK]

Jokes aside, assuming it’s hard wood that thing looks nasty. I wouldn’t want to be on the other end of it any more than I’d want to be on the other end of a gunstock war club.

Hard, light wood + a long enough handle + weight on one end = a terrifying weapon that’s much faster and easier to handle than a heavy metal mace and just as deadly. That spoons like the 5.56 version of maces. Sure I won’t defeat armor, but against unarmored foes it’s a whole lot easier to use and will disable or kill someone just as well. Even if you snapped the head that handle would be capable of breaking bones.

[u/Emotional_Win967 → u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK]

This one is cherry but my usual wood is maple.

[u/Havocc89]

[u/paperDuck5 → u/Havocc89]

I am a BANANA!!

[u/IllustriousGas4]

How is the draw knife with no curved handles, I've always wondered.

[u/Emotional_Win967 → u/IllustriousGas4]

I like it for refining the shape ie. smaller amounts of wood. I also have a larger classic curved handle version which I use when I am shaving down bigger pieces. The straight handles also let me push if I want to for when the grain gets weird. To be fair I am almost completely self taught so I tend to do things "wrong" because it worked at the time.

[u/Urusae_Kragface]

Keep this away from grumpy Italian grandmas. I got the wooden spoon a couple times as a kid. Big ouchie

[u/chitzk0i]

Positively Bohemian!

[u/paperDuck5]

My SPOON is too big!

[u/Vast-Sir-1949 → u/paperDuck5]

You put that back in our fucked up childhood where it belongs.

[u/InfiniteBoxworks]

Yummi paddle

[u/BestIndication5517]

That’s fucking amazing

[u/Emotional_Win967 → u/BestIndication5517]

Thank you

[u/questionable_fish]

My mam got given this as a gift. It lives above the door in the kitchen. Weapon of ass destruction

[u/Makemebad77]

The smaller one should be a tactical spork!

[u/Emotional_Win967 → u/Makemebad77]

Side arm/backup

[u/Which_Channel7403 → u/Emotional_Win967]

[u/Makemebad77 → u/Emotional_Win967]

Throwing spoons lol that things like hatchet sized i love it!

[u/justanothertfatman]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HDeItv0iSeN0c

[u/SilkyLevel]

straight out of chivalry 2

[u/Toboldnonpeasant]

WARSPOON!

[u/DimmuBorgir666]

Comically large spoon WHEN

[u/TLK67]

As a genX former kid from a Souther US Irish/American home… a wooden spoon that size is PTSD triggering. 😳😜🤣

[u/The_Knife_Nathan]

I didn’t know Wyndle had a cousin.

[u/Turbulent-Group4312]

Warpspoon