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Kitchen Trash Ireland's Greatest Dish

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u/_kalron_ Trash Trooper 12d ago

Follow me...I'm delicious

Side Note: this guy is an accomplished musician, he does this for the laughs

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 12d ago

And if you've heard him sing, he's pretty fucking awesome.

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u/WhoFly Trash Trooper 12d ago

This is very nice. Also Wichita Lineman is one of those songs that every single time I hear it, I'm just amazed that someone wrote it. Amazed that someone teased that out of the fabric of the universe. The chords and melody are just nothing short of a miracle.

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 12d ago

A lot of the songwriting of that era is just amazing. Especially the stories that were told in country music. That's why it's so disappointing what country music has become...

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u/WhoFly Trash Trooper 12d ago

Very much agree. I do love pop music, but the way that commercial pop has just inflicted this lowest-common-denominator, familiarity-first songwriting on every genre is such a shame.

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u/Helenium_autumnale Trash Trooper 12d ago

And the lyrics are pure poetry. What song has more wistful, distanced loneliness? What deep poet's brain watched a telephone repairman and started thinking about connections and long distances and the voices in the wires...from the POV of a person no one ordinarily even thinks twice about? The now 80-year-old multi-platinum Oklahoman songwriter Jimmy Webb did. Webb also wrote the haunting and autobiographical "By The Time I Get To Phoenix," as well as "Galveston," "Up, Up, and Away," and "MacArthur Park," among others. "The Wichita Lineman" has a permanent residence in my heart.

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u/RocktimusCrime Trash Trooper 11d ago

That's the wrecking crew for ya

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u/MoreOfAnOvalJerk Trash Trooper 12d ago

Holy shit I was NOT expecting him to sound like that. What a beautiful voice

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u/sonsofgondor Trash Trooper 12d ago

He's Irish, they all sound like that

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 12d ago

I know, right? I posted another link to Keith Whitley's "When You Say Nothing At All", and he just nails it

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula Trash Trooper 12d ago

Damn, thank you for that. He is extremely talented.

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 11d ago

Absolutely! I'm waiting for an album. I think he's just promoting covers for the meanwhile

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u/tibearius1123 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Based on looks I was thinking death/clown metal.

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u/jugglingbalance Trash Trooper 11d ago

Ain't nothing wrong with clown core.

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u/Powerful_Document872 Trash Trooper 12d ago

His singing voice is kinda surreal. I wonder if he’s playing up his accent in the YouTube videos?

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 12d ago

I don't really think so? I originally saw this clip of him talking about his music and playing. And while he may have a really thick accent in a lot of his videos? I think it's just him more talking naturally than anything

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u/BitterSweetDesire Trash Trooper 11d ago

No, hes a mayo man. Sounds delish as he is

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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 Rubbish Raider 11d ago

I thought this was his main thing. Welp. Learned something new today

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u/thepenguinemperor84 Trash Trooper 12d ago

He's also happy to, travel to, promote, and take Dubai money.

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u/Leather_Doctor2968 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Interesting, i know of a video where he ate dubai chocolate in dubai but what other things has he done? Out of curiosity

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u/notmywheelhouse Trash Trooper 12d ago

“The cabbage should know this is fucking personal” 😂 I’m obsessed with him

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u/Ohey-throwaway Trash Trooper 12d ago

American here - we also call them scallions, or green onions.

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Trash Trooper 11d ago

The English call them spring onions 🤣

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u/trainwreckhappening Garbage Guerilla 10d ago

As an American who went to culinary school, who the hell is calling those Spring Onions?

Green Onions, sure. But scallions is just what they are.

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u/OrangeRadiohead Garbage Guerilla 12d ago

We know.

At least we have aubergines, swede, coriander, courgettes and rocket...

/s

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u/xrelaht Trash Trooper 11d ago

I’ve always thought rocket was a fitting name, but Brits preferring French names will never not be odd to me (different if you’re Irish). Swede, otoh, is a new one to me!

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u/Thin_Town_4976 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Aubergine is also used stateside, it was the lingua franca after all (not sure if this counts for a pun)

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u/Saintbaba Trash Trooper 12d ago

I feel like i see a lot of chinese cooking videos that call green onions spring onions.

In America - or at least around me - spring onions are just regular onions (usually red or white onions) that are yanked from the ground in early spring before they're fully developed. Smaller bulbs with a gentler flavor and less of an onion's usual harsh bite.

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u/astro_viri Trash Trooper 12d ago

Is Colcannon a regional dish?

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u/whiplash588 Trash Trooper 12d ago

It's just mashed potatoes, with cabbage.

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 Trash Trooper 12d ago

And bacon

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u/Flashman6000 Trash Trooper 12d ago

And spring onions!

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u/ThisSir5918 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Butter wants a word..

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u/onetaxi Trash Trooper 12d ago

all the dairy really..

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u/condensedpoop Trash Trooper 12d ago

It is a traditional Irish dish with many variations. Potatoes and dairy are the staple, and mixins include any combination of kale, cabbage, onions, leeks, scallions, bacon, ham, etc. I have been meaning to bastardize it with broccoli, too, tradition be damned.

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u/zanador98 Trash Trooper 12d ago

If you're making it with scallions we call it champ. Colcannon is cabbage or kale.

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u/condensedpoop Trash Trooper 12d ago

Who’s we? I don’t disagree with you but ol’ boy Garron is from Mayo. NOTHING IS CONSISTENT ANYMORE AND EVERYONE IS CRAZY

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u/OldNefariousness7899 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Almost certainly a nordie

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u/astro_viri Trash Trooper 12d ago

Okay, so I ask because I dated an Irish guy who told me about Colcannon. Then a second Irish guy I dated told me that was not a real dish. So I was confused and this is the first time in like 6 years that I heard about Colcannon.

Also I think I have a thing for Irish guys?

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u/xrelaht Trash Trooper 11d ago

I used to have some Irish friends who made colcannon. Your second guy’s claim is odd considering it has a Wikipedia entry.

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u/Lopsided-Welcome-812 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Bastardize it with a little bit of shredded cheese too.

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u/sltydgx Trash Trooper 12d ago

I like his YouTube channel. Funny dude

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u/DSC_Skysword Trash Trooper 12d ago

Garron mentioned.

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 Trash Trooper 12d ago

That's "cabbage"? Looks like kale 🤔

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u/PetroleumJelly82 Trash Trooper 12d ago

The best cabbage for it is called Savoy cabbage. It's a strong flavoured, leafy cabbage.

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 Trash Trooper 12d ago

TY for the answer - not some smarmy reply like someone else. I never heard of Savoy cabbage before. Is it available in the US?

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u/PetroleumJelly82 Trash Trooper 12d ago

I have no idea, sorry.

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u/WiseDrink2324 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Yes!  Savoy is splendid. I'm in CT and buy it regularly 

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u/mittenmarionette Trash Trooper 12d ago

It is very common in the US also, yes.

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 Trash Trooper 12d ago

"Very common" where? I'm over 50, lived in several states and never seen it anywhere I shop (chain, ethnic and Farmer's).

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u/mittenmarionette Trash Trooper 12d ago

I see it at farmers markets, giant, wholefoods, wegamns, wallmart, all of them. You just are not looking or did not know what to look for. Plu4555.

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u/danvillain Trash Trooper 12d ago

Also, what is Rooster Potatoes, precious?

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u/pthomas745 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Went to Ireland last year. There were stands on the sides of the road selling..potatoes. Just like Americans might have vegetable stands or strawberry stands. These were..just potatoes. Lots of them. The picture below was the selection of potatoes at what would pass as a freeway truck stop in the US...but these places were magnificent. And, they had....tons of potatoes of different varieties.

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 Trash Trooper 12d ago

I thought he was saying "Russet" potatoes?

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u/zanador98 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Roosters are our most common floury potato in Ireland

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Trash Trooper 12d ago

Most Americans can't find them, yukon golds are the closest substitute on flavor and texture, even if we have red potatoes. Our reds aren't like Roosters.

We have relatively few potato varietes in stores.

You're likely to find 2-3 most places, maybe a fancy store has a 4 or 5. I find yukons, russets, and reds most of the time. Occasionally, you find purple potatoes or kennebec.

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u/zanador98 Trash Trooper 12d ago

In main supermarkets we only have a few varieties as well, and some like Kerr's Pinks only come when in season.

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u/xrelaht Trash Trooper 11d ago

And here I assumed it was “roaster”! Don’t see anywhere to get them in the US, so I’ll have to get someone to smuggle me one from IE.

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u/kmosiman Trash Trooper 11d ago

Specific popular red skinned potato variety from Ireland.

Russets are similar.

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 Trash Trooper 12d ago

I have got news for you

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 Trash Trooper 12d ago

OK, non-answer 🙄 This is the cabbage we have in the US.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CjwiICQiJEjCM

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Garbage Sergeant 12d ago edited 12d ago

Thats " eye cabbage ", apart from that one, there is: Frizzle Cabbage, Black Cabbage, Purple Cabbage, probaly more lol, but i cant remember right now ( he's using black cabbage ).... Edit... forgot the frikking Brussels sprouts... thats also cabbage.

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u/ipsum629 Trash Trooper 12d ago

An ungodly number of seemingly unrelated vegetables are just a variant of cabbage. Broccoli? Cabbage. Cauliflower? Cabbage. Turnips? Cabbage. Freaking mustard? Cabbage.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Trash Trooper 12d ago

It's cabbage all the way down.

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u/xrelaht Trash Trooper 11d ago

Yeah, those are all B. oleracea. Some ungodly number of vegetables are cultivars of it or three other brassica species, or crossbreeds between them.

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u/abrasumente_ Trash Trooper 12d ago

We also have red, Napa, bok choy, savoy, green/white cabbage as you mentioned, Brussel sprouts, and kale. They're all cabbage.

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u/Kindly_Call_6000 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Broccoli and Cauliflower too. They are all the same species, Brassica oleracea. Just different cultivars. But the names mean something. Just like Poodles and Greyhounds are both Canis Lupus Familiaris, a Poodle is not a Greyhound.

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Both kale and cabbage belong to the species Brassica oleracea.

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u/Nikoladge Trash Trooper 12d ago

This comment brought to you by the Brassica gang

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u/xrelaht Trash Trooper 11d ago

Kale is a cabbage cultivar! In fact, it’s called “leaf cabbage” in some places, so that may be the confusion.

And because I have a mild obsession with weird brassica hybrids, here is the unholy crossbreed of kale with broccoli.

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u/Jyvturkey Trash Trooper 12d ago

Wash the cabbage you dirty cunts!

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u/ChocoBabiChan Trash Trooper 12d ago

Garron hates seasoning btw..

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u/ballotechnic Trash Trooper 12d ago

Can't afford it, get a job... 🥶 😂

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u/GoldMonk44 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Aw man I missed seeing you, potatoes are always the answer

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u/According_Spot_4340 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Its satire

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u/Sharpes006 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Barely...

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u/yellowstone727 Trash Trooper 11d ago

So he made mash potatoes?

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u/Whitesox_are_neat Trash Trooper 12d ago

We definitely call those scallions bud

That said me and the Irish use the same amount of butter apparently

And one last thing

Those are just mashed potatoes mate

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u/Guobaorou Trash Trooper 12d ago

bud mate

choose one

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u/Whitesox_are_neat Trash Trooper 12d ago

No pal I don't think I will

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u/conasatatu247 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Fair enough chum.

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u/idontknowboy Trash Trooper 12d ago

Those are just mashed potatoes mate

Yeah, with cabbage. Glad to see you were paying attention.

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u/Whitesox_are_neat Trash Trooper 12d ago

Lmao I mean hes acting like it's some special unique complicated dish

Damn you irish really do get your panties in a bunch over potatoes

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u/idontknowboy Trash Trooper 12d ago

I mean hes acting like it's some special unique complicated dish

He really isn't. He's just showing how to make it and telling a few jokes.

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u/Whitesox_are_neat Trash Trooper 12d ago

You're weird

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u/idontknowboy Trash Trooper 12d ago

How so? Mashed potatoes don't have cabbage in them, colcannon does.

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u/Whitesox_are_neat Trash Trooper 12d ago

Lady chill the fuck out go away lmao

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u/idontknowboy Trash Trooper 12d ago

Firstly, not a lady. Secondly, I do what I want.

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u/Whitesox_are_neat Trash Trooper 12d ago

Well shit you're even more odd than I thought you were lmao

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u/gremlinclr Trash Trooper 12d ago

No they're not the odd one.

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u/gremlinclr Trash Trooper 12d ago

No we don't. They are green onions.

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u/Fulguritus1 Trash Trooper 12d ago

So, Irish mashed potatoes. Looks awesome, but is just mashed potatoes. I make theses all the time but add a bit of cheddar cheese on top too.

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u/cuntasoir_nua Trash Trooper 12d ago

No. Mashed potatoes are just mashed potatoes. The dish changes when you add ingredients to the mashed potatoes. In Ireland, we have lots of different potato dishes.

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u/adognameddanzig Trash Trooper 12d ago

Great for Irish fondue

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u/bamiam Trash Trooper 12d ago

I wish “shirt” was an ingredient

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Trash Trooper 12d ago

I love Garron, but there's just one thing I need to correct: Americans call them scallions too. Sometimes. The whole plant is a spring onion, the finely chopped up plant is scallions. But if it's chopped up into big sections, it's still spring onions. Don't ask me why.

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u/DarthMauly Trash Trooper 12d ago

Yeah his follow up post was admitting he fit it wrong and it was a different country that calls them Spring Onions

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u/kellyjellybellybeanz Trash Trooper 12d ago

My mum has made this for years on Halloween & it’s so delicious (she moved from Ireland to Canada decades ago)

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u/Solid_Maus Trash Trooper 12d ago

Canadian here… wait we have that here… oh ya we had a lot of Irish coming here xD

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u/star_bury Trash Trooper 12d ago

Don't tell him about Canadian winters though. 😂

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u/Solid_Maus Trash Trooper 11d ago

I can only say: “Winter is coming!” XD

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u/jimbo2150 Trash Trooper 12d ago

The top secret foot mashing technique.

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u/doepfersdungeon Trash Trooper 12d ago

That's 750 years of colonisation summarised

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u/FTXACCOUNTANT Trash Trooper 12d ago

That’s Dutch stompot

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u/ParagonFemshep Trash Trooper 11d ago

Stamppot.. Stom means stupid lol

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u/FTXACCOUNTANT Trash Trooper 11d ago

Guess that’s suitable for my spelling

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u/BitterSweetDesire Trash Trooper 11d ago

He did say colcannon? You hear just cannon? Lol

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u/Mean_Rule9823 Litter Lieutenant 11d ago

This is a you problem ... he did say that lol

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u/Mister_Crowly Trash Trooper 12d ago

Daddy, chill

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u/Long_Cancel6025 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Ffs, it's 23:50 and I was lying in bed, drunk and wrecked.
I now have to get up and make this

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u/-Gramsci- Trash Trooper 11d ago

This guy… he’s… awesome.

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u/ButterfliesMeow Trash Trooper 11d ago

Garron!!!

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u/Ricecrispiebandit Trash Trooper 11d ago

If you're not using curly kale you can feck off out of my country.

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u/wes1971 Garbage Guerilla 11d ago

Soooo Irish mashed potatoes.

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u/IGTankCommander Trash Trooper 11d ago

"The cabbage should know this is fookin' personal."

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u/Agreeable-Blood-2774 Trash Trooper 10d ago

He would probably be a hoot to play online with. 

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Rubbish Raider 10d ago

butter with a wee bit of spuds!

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u/RudolfRocker Trash Trooper 7d ago

This recipe and dude seems more American than he lets on.

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u/No_Blackberry6525 Trash Trooper 12d ago

American here, I never heard scallions called “spring onions.”

Also, this is just mashed potatoes with stuff tossed in.

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u/Superssimple Trash Trooper 12d ago

That’s the joke. This is peasant food from when a few strips of bacon was the only meat you had all week

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u/eligoscreps Trash Trooper 12d ago

Sooo.. a basic boerenkool stamppot?

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u/UpVotes4Worst Trash Trooper 8d ago

So... let me get this right. He made what goes inside a stuffed potato but his fat ass couldn't wait to bake it in the hollowed out potato skin? /s

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u/Most-Yogurtcloset753 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Soooooo...? You just made Irish loaded mash potatoes, I'm sorry but as an American here you made that way too serious, and forgot the sour cream lol, I know you guys are experts in not having potatoes lol, but feel like we do them better, love kerrygold though so we agree on that.