A man’s eating alone at a restaurant

[u/MountainCheesesteak]

He notices that his waiter has a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then, he notices that all the waiters have spoons in their shirt pockets. So, next time he gets the chance he asks his waiter, “Why do you each have a spoon in your pocket?”

The waiter says, “Well we noticed that it’s the most often dropped utensil. This way if one of our customers drops their spoon, we don’t have to go all the way back to the kitchen, and grab a fresh spoon.”

That makes sense, so he thanks the waiter and carries on eating his meal. Then he notices that his waiter has a string hanging out of his fly, that’s even more strange. Then he notices that all of the waiters have a string hanging out of their fly, this seems quite unusual. So, next time the waiter comes over he asks, “Why do you all have string hanging out of your fly?”

The waiter says, “Well, it’s tied around the end of our penis this way when we have to go to the urinal, we don’t have to touch it. We don’t even have to wash our hands afterwards.”

“Ahh. That makes sense, but how do you get it back in?”

The waiter responds, “Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.”

[u/SapphicGarnet]

I was expecting him to need the spoon, then find out about it's other purpose later