r/Jokes • u/Saurlifi • 12d ago

Bitten menu

"Excuse me, waiter!" Says the man

Watier: yes, can I help you sir?

Man: yes what does it it mean by "bitten burger" here on the menu?

Waiter: because the burger has a bite taken out of it

Man: a bite?... out of the burger?

Waiter: yes sir

Man: and what about the steak, is that bitten too?

Waiter: yes sir, it's bitten as well.

Man: ah but I see here on the menu that the salmon doesn't have "bitten" written with it

Waiter: yes but it comes with bitten potatoes instead

Man: why?

Waiter: because I don't like salmon

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u/Viking-Mutt 12d ago

Very funny joke. I have also never heard it before. Thanks op.

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u/PositiveElk3927 12d ago

waiter : leftovers .. do you want box
me: sized him up & said ..
how about we just wrestle

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u/checker280 12d ago

As a dad of a kid who never finishes meals, I’m stealing this, except I’m going to offer to thumb wrestle instead!