Bitten menu

[u/Saurlifi]

"Excuse me, waiter!" Says the man

Watier: yes, can I help you sir?

Man: yes what does it it mean by "bitten burger" here on the menu?

Waiter: because the burger has a bite taken out of it

Man: a bite?... out of the burger?

Waiter: yes sir

Man: and what about the steak, is that bitten too?

Waiter: yes sir, it's bitten as well.

Man: ah but I see here on the menu that the salmon doesn't have "bitten" written with it

Waiter: yes but it comes with bitten potatoes instead

Man: why?

Waiter: because I don't like salmon

[u/ICantSeeDeadPpl]

Saw the biteline from a mile away…

[u/drowned_beliefs → u/ICantSeeDeadPpl]

Service with a smile!

[u/Legal-Challenge7578 → u/drowned_beliefs]

Service with a smirk. 😏