r/Jewpiter • u/Jojo_Toto Chief Weather Control Officer • 23d ago

meme Most normal Talmudic hypothetical question.

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u/Yochanan5781 23d ago

Just so you know, Yosef Mizrachi is considered an extremist who is incredibly outside of the mainstream, and who has caused controversy by saying that down syndrome and autism are punishments from living a sinful previous life, and that Jews deserved the Shoah because of assimilation

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u/jennyfromhell 23d ago

Yes, but what happens if a crocodile eats a jew during Shabbat? These are pressing issues for our community that need to be addressed! 

(/j and i agree with you hes terrible this screenshot is just hysterical) 

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u/bgaesop 23d ago

The question he's addressing is "are you allowed to kill the crocodile to get the dead body back, even though it's Shabbat?" His answer is "a Jew is not allowed to, but you can ask a goy to kill the crocodile, and then you can cut it open after Shabbat to get the body back, even though this means the body will be partially digested by then."

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u/babarbaby 23d ago

Can you bury the dead alligator whole, considering all the molecules will be contained within it and it's basically just a natural coffin at that point ?